B&R Marriage Guidance Service

Diamond White wrote:

C-Ro wrote: my s.o. drags me out at 630 on a Sunday so we can get a seat at the pub to watch liverpool get trounced by

How can I prevent this from occuring in the future???

I'll take this one, Mick.

C-Ro, I'm surprised you haven't worked this one out for yourself. Perhaps you have been a little stressed and are not thinking clearly. There are three stages to future success:

1 - Become a captain of industry and earn yourself a multi-billion pound fortune.

2 - Buy Liverpool Football Club.

3 - Spend some of your fortune on buying the best players and management team from around the world.

If this seems too hard, you could always ditch the Scouser and get yourself a Headhunter

after liverpool lost..

my scouser (as opposed to the one in the background) put on his steelers shirt and terrible towel.

We were at the pub for 9 hours on Sunday

The steelers also lost.

C-Ro wrote:

Ally wrote: I won't bother with marriage.

I'll just find a girl I don't like and buy her a house

Saves time!

you don't like me do ya ally?

HA! That'll teach you to nick Rod Stewart's best lines.

The fist cut is the deepest