Fast Condoms

News about condoms from the BBC

Condoms, which promoters say can be put on in just one second, are going on sale in South Africa this week. "Using an ordinary condom is a real pain," says Pronto condom designer Willem van Rensburg.

"By the time the condom is on, the mood is halfway out the window." Pronto condoms do not need to be unwrapped.

Mr van Rensburg told the BBC he hopes it will encourage people to use condoms in a country where 5.5m people have HIV - one of the world's highest figures.

"If you're slow, it'll take you three seconds. You can really do it in one," Mr van Rensburg's former business partner Roelf Mulder told the AFP news agency.

Interesting but it doesn't tell you how they go on any quicker.

They should get their birds to put them on with their mouths. It can take as long as it wants then!

Diamond White wrote: They should get their birds to put them on with their mouths. It can take as long as it wants then!

Is that not an urban myth? Never known anyone who could do it or anyone who'se had it done to 'em.

Yes you do

Diamond White wrote: Yes you do

Really? That's superb! How long did it take you to perfect this technique?

condoms are irritating. especially when the man is, ahem, a man of girth.

condoms are irritating

Isn't that the truth. One was talking in the theater during Borat on Friday so I popped him a good one. He was pretty lubed up.

This chewing gum is rubbish...

any reports what they are like in the sensation department?

Like getting in the bath with yer socks on

GlasVegas wrote:

Diamond White wrote: They should get their birds to put them on with their mouths. It can take as long as it wants then!

Is that not an urban myth? Never known anyone who could do it or anyone who'se had it done to 'em.

Haven't you?

It's quite a nice experience!

AgentWood wrote: condoms are irritating. especially when the man is, ahem, a man of girth.

You can get larger ones.... bit mean to leave them out when you've just got yourself a new fella though

GlasVegas wrote:

Diamond White wrote: They should get their birds to put them on with their mouths. It can take as long as it wants then!

Is that not an urban myth? Never known anyone who could do it or anyone who'se had it done to 'em.

Tis fun to do as long as it's not the spermicde type....ugh:barf:

Minx wrote:

GlasVegas wrote:

Diamond White wrote: They should get their birds to put them on with their mouths. It can take as long as it wants then!

Is that not an urban myth? Never known anyone who could do it or anyone who'se had it done to 'em.

Tis fun to do as long as it's not the spermicde type....ugh:barf:

you wouldn't want any brakages doing this. it can be painful as well.

GlasVegas wrote:

Diamond White wrote: Yes you do

Really? That's superb! How long did it take you to perfect this technique?

LOL

NOOLigan wrote:

Minx wrote:

GlasVegas wrote:

Diamond White wrote: They should get their birds to put them on with their mouths. It can take as long as it wants then!

Is that not an urban myth? Never known anyone who could do it or anyone who'se had it done to 'em.

Tis fun to do as long as it's not the spermicde type....ugh:barf:

you wouldn't want any brakages doing this. it can be painful as well.

It's all a matter of technique....Trust me I'm not the sort to take any risks in that department

Minx wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Minx wrote:

GlasVegas wrote:

Diamond White wrote: They should get their birds to put them on with their mouths. It can take as long as it wants then!

Is that not an urban myth? Never known anyone who could do it or anyone who'se had it done to 'em.

Tis fun to do as long as it's not the spermicde type....ugh:barf:

you wouldn't want any brakages doing this. it can be painful as well.

It's all a matter of technique....Trust me I'm not the sort to take any risks in that department

that's comforting to know. :shy:

LE Roberts wrote: talking in the theater during Borat on Friday so I popped him a good one. He was pretty lubed up.

eww don't know what's worse the imagry or going to the Borat Film.
Read this on the bbc.co.uk this morning should've known a NOOL thread'd be here. The tacky red packaging has to change.

Tasty looking new Peppermint Condoms in the shops. Eye catching clean dk. blue, silver and white design there on the basic black box. Top marks for the marketing.

Nick King Wrote!

It's quite a nice experience!

Where did you you find out ?

get me a shoehorn!!!

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Nick King Wrote!

It's quite a nice experience!

Where did you you find out ?

GlasVegas told him

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Nick King Wrote!

It's quite a nice experience!

Where did you you find out ?