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"Hey there, big boy! Looking for a fun and exciting way to spend your Monday nights? Hot women are waiting to talk to you, and they're not going to take 'no' for an answer!"

(Warning: Calls cost $14.99 for the first minute, an additional $500.99 for each additional minute, women you talk to may bear little or no resemblence to women used in commercials, in fact they aren't women at all but skilled male actors who suck it in to achieve right degree of "breathelessness", and are just as lonely and depressed about their inability to get women as you are. In the rare case that you actually make contact with one of the few women employed to do the phone-line, she will be Helga, the obese double amputee with six children that she knows about and an addiction to General Hospital who will trick you into thinking she resembles the women seen in the commercial, who are actually actresses used for that one day of shooting and now entertain lucrative careers at local strip clubs near you, so it might be better to just go ahead and make the extra drive over to see them than to pretend that you're actually talking to them) :D

nice shirt lol. a good use for < >.

Taboo # 7 wrote: "Hey there, big boy! Looking for a fun and exciting way to spend your Monday nights? Hot women are waiting to talk to you, and they're not going to take 'no' for an answer!"

(Warning: Calls cost $14.99 for the first minute, an additional $500.99 for each additional minute, women you talk to may bear little or no resemblence to women used in commercials, in fact they aren't women at all but skilled male actors who suck it in to achieve right degree of "breathelessness", and are just as lonely and depressed about their inability to get women as you are. In the rare case that you actually make contact with one of the few women employed to do the phone-line, she will be Helga, the obese double amputee with six children that she knows about and an addiction to General Hospital who will trick you into thinking she resembles the women seen in the commercial, who are actually actresses used for that one day of shooting and now entertain lucrative careers at local strip clubs near you, so it might be better to just go ahead and make the extra drive over to see them than to pretend that you're actually talking to them) :D

Oohhhhh Some-one's a bit bitter..... Large phone bill this month