What do you think of this?
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What do you expect? The lesson to these people, especially the young, is:
"Come to Prison, and you will be rewarded with the most fantastic lifestyle, all at the expense of the taxpeyer."
Boo Hoo Hoo, Johnny Scally Boy doesnt have his smack. Shouldnt have broke the law, should he?
In the words of everybodys favourite ex home secretary
"Prison Works"
I think it's shocking they were force-fed cold turkey.
They could've at least warmed it up and chucked in a few carrots, spuds plus a hot dribble of Bisto 
It's surely a disgrace, Jemma with a 'J'?
I was so disgusted I couldn't even read the article and so left it at the headline 
I only ever eat cold turkey on Boxing day. Usually in a big barmcake from the village bakery. Its quite nice, but I never get the urge to eat at any other time.
Turkey (the country) is still quite hot in the day, but can get a bit cold at night. Take a jumper if you're going there soon.
:) :) :)
If I was in charge of prisons I would insist on complete, sudden withdrawal from heroin and crack. I strongly disagree with these payments as well. What one earth do they think the money will be spent on? Tonic water?
I'd make them all wear boxing gloves as well - I bet they're all wanking like caged monkeys in there.
They do seem to have it pretty cushy. Our Dad is an electrician at Kirklevington Prison,and recently a cheeky cunt from Durham,who hacked his missus with a Samuri Sword, asked our old fella if he could fix his glasses while dad was changing some bulbs..Dad fixed them for him,before he found out what he was in for..He told me he wished he stamped on them now!
He's been there about a year.We don't like him working there,with some of the stuff he tells us..But he's his own man,what can you do?
Run Wildest wrote:
I'd make them all wear boxing gloves as well - I bet they're all wanking like caged monkeys in there.
That's the voice of experience 
I spent a total of one (1) night in a Police cell.
I can confirm that I did not take drugs or play with myself during my stay.
All charges were dropped
Run Wildest wrote: I spent a total of one (1) night in a Police cell.
I can confirm that I did not take drugs or play with myself during my stay.
All charges were dropped
All pants would have been dropped if it were me!
I mean,a whole night without a wank
Run Wildest wrote: I spent a total of one (1) night in a Police cell.
I can confirm that I did not take drugs or play with myself during my stay.
All charges were dropped
i woke up once in a cell minus the sole of my left shoe. I clip clopped all the way home.
in the bad old days.
:) :) :)
Run Wildest wrote: I spent a total of one (1) night in a Police cell.
All charges were dropped
Big Col in afforementioned police cell incident. Accompnaied by someone someone unlikely to be a friend of J.A.K's.
GlasVegas wrote: ...someone someone unlikely to be a friend of J.A.K's.
Less than unlikely - he's dead!
Run Wildest wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: ...someone someone unlikely to be a friend of J.A.K's.
Less than unlikely - he's dead!
Really? That's sad. I loved The Cosby Show ;)
Druggies piss me off,they always want it on 'tick' and ring you up at 3 in the morning. Cheeky bastards!
Run Wildest wrote:
I'd make them all wear boxing gloves as well - I bet they're all wanking like caged monkeys in there.
Ah but if you wank with a boxing glove,it feels like somebody else..
GlasVegas wrote:
Run Wildest wrote:
GlasVegas wrote: ...someone someone unlikely to be a friend of J.A.K's.
Less than unlikely - he's dead!
Really? That's sad. I loved The Cosby Show ;)
I forgot he was dead tho...
isn't that a shame? it's a big deal when people die then you go on and forget they've passed.
or the opposite like me, everytime i see Larry Hagman on television I could have sworn he died the previous year.
SOMEDAY I'LL BE RIGHT!!
Fuck that Chrissi.
The minute J.R. snuffs we'll have to work out who shot him.
We don't want the whole "Who shot J.R. Ewing thing all over again " We've got Charlie Stubbs on Corra lined up for that plot these days.
Boatraceface wrote: Fuck that Chrissi.
We don't want the whole "Who shot J.R. Ewing thing all over again "
yeah and I reckon its gonna be Hayley Cropper with an Uzi.
Boatraceface wrote: Fuck that Chrissi. The minute J.R. snuffs we'll have to work out who shot him. We don't want the whole "Who shot J.R. Ewing thing all over again "
Blanche Hunt. mark.my.words.
My money is on that twisted little cunt David. I quite like him,not as much as Cilla,but he's pretty good,so hopefully it's not....Unless they do a spin-off with little David doing bird,then yeah.
I wish Charlie would give it a rest licking his lips before every drink of his pint tho.
And Dev is a tosser
Boatraceface wrote: My money is on that twisted little cunt David. I quite like him,not as much as Cilla,but he's pretty good,so hopefully it's not....Unless they do a spin-off with little David doing bird,then yeah.
I wish Charlie would give it a rest licking his lips before every drink of his pint tho.
And Dev is a tosser
Charlie is just getting OLD.... like even before he and Shelly's wedding the fucking "abusive boyfriend" bit got very very old.
David's a good choice actually. It defo won't be Tracy Love tho... But she will get done for it at first...
Maybe he'll do something with the baby and Steve MacDonald will slit his throat.
and Dev *IS* an asshole... I like Danny Baldwin though :nods:
Danny Baldwin likes Frankie Baldwin,even though she's his mam of sorts..Can't fault him.She's a Yummy mummy out of the top draw
That's Jemma with a 'J' wrote: We use the term 'MILF'
Stop trying to be hip!
What do you mean "we" anyway?
How many mothers would you like to fuck?
I'm not showing you my mam,I had enough bother with the kids at school,nevermind the kids at NOOL.
