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sees a dead deer by the side of the road, and like any other red-blooded lad would do...
He gets arrested and prosecuted for misdemeanor sex with an animal. Presumably because the more he misses it, the meaner he gets.
His defense is... Well, let's hear it from his attorney: ""The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass."
If convicted, he could serve a prison term of two years, because he has a previous conviction for shooting a horse and then having sex with it...
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: sees a dead deer by the side of the road, and like any other red-blooded lad would do...
Being a 'red-blooded lad', once, did you bone a few dead deers in your time, all those moons ago, Commie?
Er, no. Must not have been quite as red-blooded as this lad. Thankfully, we'll never catch our Tabbsy shagging a dead deer.
At least not without a stakeout. 
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Er, no. Must not have been quite as red-blooded as this lad. Thankfully, we'll never catch our Tabbsy shagging a dead deer.
At least not without a stakeout.
I blame the permissive society we live in. I mean, c'mon...the way that deer was all splayed out, it was just asking for it
Can you rape a dead person? Nope, because death evacuates the self-as-subject and all issues of consent. BUT...a body is still a body. Even if dead, it is still a person, but as a dead deer is still a deer.
This is just stupid and sick at the same time:
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: 2. The defense attorney must be on crack, or cheated to get his law degree
Actually, the defense attorney is doing his job-- zealously defending his client-- quite well. 
"The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass."
????????
Uh, it's called necrophilia... hello?
And the defendant shot a horse to have sex with it, a year prior to this legal debacle?!
[magenta]shedmonite61[/magenta] wrote: "The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass."
????????
Uh, it's called necrophilia... hello?
I will bet, without looking it up, that the statute he's being charged under prohibits having sex with an animal. The defense attorney is making the argument that the statute does not prohibit sex with a dead animal. I will also bet that the statute prohibiting necrophilia only applies to corpses, not carcasses.
This defense attorney is doing a good job on his legal arguments, I think. It doesn't mean that ultimately he's right, just that he's doing a good job.
But still, his client... :dead:
OK, yeah. Defense attorneys do not always come up with justifiable arguments. I'm glad you agree that the guy is :dead:
he he
