:bow: to Sharleen Spiteri

Read in the paper today that she threatened to beat the shit out of Paris Hilton.

Free pints for her.

Nice one.

I bet there's a lot of men on here who would pay dearly to see it, in mud of course!

God damn it though...now I want to fuck her more than ever

Threats Schmeats, show me the battered corpse or get your own drinks in.

Here we go

I think she's just jealous that no one knows who she is, whereas Paris Hilton is a cuntish diva bitch of the highest and most famous order....

or something

<3

What's Paris done to Sharleen? Seems a tad harsh.

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote: I think she's just jealous that no one knows who she is, whereas Paris Hilton is a cuntish diva bitch of the highest and most famous order....

or something

<3

You still in Belgium Chrissi?

Christopher Owens wrote: Here we go

Now I get it

Get the mud ready.

She asked for it!

Spoilt little madam, it's a pity the minders were there. Imagine that on MTV!

You sound mad at her aswell Jem..You and Sharleen could tag team on the little Madame's spoilt arse.

I could shift a few tickets for that.Sign here

Minx wrote:

God damn it though...now I want to fuck her more than ever

Do you mudwrestle Minx?

Boatraceface, the lady wrestling pimp!

I'm up for it, reckon I'd be quite good!

Have mud,will travel.

Sharleen Spiteri = Torn faced Glaswegian boot fronting a shite MOR band.

Paris Hilton = A BIG RIDE!!!!!!!!!

I know who I'd be rooting for in any fight.

EASY!EASY!EASY!

I'll put you down for front Row Glas

Boatraceface wrote: EASY!EASY!EASY!

I'll put you down for front Row Glas

Nah, I'll be in Paris' corner mopping her down between the rounds.

I'd rather see a night vision horizontal action video featuring Sharleen than that bint.Ahem Minxie got a camera?

Boatraceface wrote:

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote: I think she's just jealous that no one knows who she is, whereas Paris Hilton is a cuntish diva bitch of the highest and most famous order....

or something

<3

You still in Belgium Chrissi?

I was in Manchester when I made that comment

now I'm back in Philly :(

Yeah she got ice cubes thrown at her,so she turned on Sharleen,who didn't have anything to do with it,and said"you fcuking ugly bitch",who in return threatened to knock her lights out. Paris then has a go at her bouncers screaming,"How could you stand by and let this happen to me?" EASILY!

Monty Does Dallas wrote: I'd rather see a night vision horizontal action video featuring Sharleen than that bint.Ahem Minxie got a camera?

Funny that, cos I was thinking, I would rather see paris through the cross hairs of an anti tank weapon's nightsight.

Doctor? wrote:

Monty Does Dallas wrote: I'd rather see a night vision horizontal action video featuring Sharleen than that bint.Ahem Minxie got a camera?

Funny that, cos I was thinking, I would rather see paris through the cross hairs of an anti tank weapon's nightsight.

That could be arranged.

EdelBrock wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

Monty Does Dallas wrote: I'd rather see a night vision horizontal action video featuring Sharleen than that bint.Ahem Minxie got a camera?

Funny that, cos I was thinking, I would rather see paris through the cross hairs of an anti tank weapon's nightsight.

That could be arranged.

Now that's a reality show I'd PAy to see, each week, a scumbag skank like miss hilton has to avoid getting blasted to ribbons by that week's guest crack force, this week the USMC, next week the British paras, and so on. I think a 10 minsute slot should suffice too.

"you can't make me stand in mud, do you know who Iam, can you hear me in that tank thingy, don't you wag your big pointy thng at m..."BOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "and next week folks, we have a special, J-lo and Christina Agualera meet the SAS in our all star holiday extravaganza"

Well I'd definitely tune in for that