Run out of ideas for presents?

Here's one.

That's no help... It's prezzies for the parentals I always struggle with... On second thoughts...

Snorri xxx

Came across the following on some other site today: "Mommy, why can't I play with Dora Aqua-pet now?" The David Rattigan review is great.

Dora

Plaster casters for the common man (especially that two-incher)?

is it already that time of year again?

Yes, Ron, 'tis the season to dip your knob in plaster of paris...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Yes, Ron, 'tis the season to dip your knob in plaster of paris...

Snorri xxx

but it hasn't even been my birthday yet. oh yes i did hear my first christmas carol at the shops last night.

well it'd better be secure in something if i'm to go anywhere near that paris tart.

How did we get from Plaster Casters to Dear Lil Dora

y'all are sick. I LOVE IT

Other unpopular Xmas gifts:

IOU One Free Blowjob

Baby Craps-Her-Pants

Herpes In A Can

Uncle Silas' old Sportscoat that He Puts In a Plastic Bag Because He Forgot Christmas Yet Again

Barbie Bulimic and Anorexic Repressed Ken

IOU One Free Lap Dance

Jesus Juice

The Muppets Nativity

Death Metal Yuletide Classics

Snorrimon wrote: Yes, Ron, 'tis the season to dip your knob in plaster of paris...

Faa la la la laaaa la la la laaaaaa.

I've cancelled Christmas this year.

No presents at all.

Well, except for my niece and two nephews.

And my mum.

And my Dad.

And my sisters.

Shit.

Anybody want in on a bank job?

Missy Jem wrote: I've cancelled Christmas this year.

No presents at all.

Well, except for my niece and two nephews.

And my mum.

And my Dad.

And my sisters.

Shit.

Anybody want a b*** job?

One way to raise funds I suppose .

Missy Scrooge wrote: I've cancelled Christmas this year.

Bah Humbug!

Snorri xxx