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I purchased a new greyhound yesterday, he is at present nameless. Pet name - Barney (waiting for approval from Muffy on that)
Racing name - I don't know, thought possibly Gnu Odor if Gnu doesn't mind, or can anyone come up with anything better?
I'm allowed 16 letter including spaces - no swearing.
How about one of these:
BUSHWHACKER
BOPPAWOMBAT
WOPPACOMBAT
STORM THAT DRAIN
MILLIE ON AIR
BERSERKELEY
MATCH ASSASSIN
PUSH-BABY
RATNER PIE
TANGO TWITCHER
ROCK THE SHACK
PREMIUM BOMBS
MILKSHAKE BABY
RODEOHEAD
GONADS GO MAD
ELLA'S MENTAL
CAKK ATTACK
WUFF PUSSY
:D 
You'd never believe it but Rock the Shack is already taken!
I like Boppawombat for some reason?!
All the way, Vanishing Point, New Dog Fades, Rover's Run, Feel every bone, Exercise One, 60 miles an hour, Special Spirit?????
Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey You'd never believe it but Rock the Shack is already taken!I like Boppawombat for some reason?!
That's cos it's one of the user names I went under for that other NewOrderWeb forum (now under siege from some idiotic truckstop garbage drop-out with a serious character defect as we all know!). ;)
Most of the other names (bar RTS) actually come from song titles that me and my various bands used in the past, bands like Mo Larry & Curly, Lunatic Fringe, and !Basher!
CandyTheDog - excellent but I think that's more of a name for a lady dog, it will be reserved for the next lady we get.
Barney (pet name approved by Muffy) is a 34kg Light Brindle beast.
Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey CandyTheDog - excellent but I think that's more of a name for a lady dog, it will be reserved for the next lady we get.
Cheeky, are you under the impression I am female as well?
CTB
Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen How about GONADS and STRIFE for a namehttp://iam.smelly.org/wee.x/This is hilarious!
That is one of the weirdest but funniest things I have ever seen! Thanks, Kimberly
CTB
No Candy poppet I'm aware of your manliness! I remember a thread along those lines some time ago. Candy is just a female name but don't feel bad John Waynes real name was Marion something! :D
Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey No Candy poppet I'm aware of your manliness! I remember a thread along those lines some time ago. Candy is just a female name but don't feel bad John Waynes real name was Marion something! :D
Marion Morrison. Conversely, Alice Cooper's real name was (and presumably still is) Vincent Furnier. Eric Bristow's real name is Eric Bristow though.
Originally posted by Zizou Zidane > Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey> No Candy poppet I'm aware of your manliness! I remember a thread along those lines some time ago. Candy is just a female name but don't feel bad John Waynes real name was Marion something! :D
Marion Morrison. Conversely, Alice Cooper's real name was (and presumably still is) Vincent Furnier. Eric Bristow's real name is Eric Bristow though.
And Big Daddy was really called Hilary! :D
There used to be this bloke called Bill Garrett played for the City back in the 1920s, who had two sons, who were called Tracy and Julie. God's honest truth. Pissed meself when I was doing the club history 
I OWN AN EX WEMBLEY WINNER..HER NAME IS TILLY...NOW GRACEFULLY RETIRED..STUCK TO THE SOFA,LIVING A LIFE OF LUXURY.
Originally posted by Zizou Zidane Nah, he was Shirley Crabtree !!!
Bugger, you're right! So who was Hilary?! 
I used to work on a greyhound track when I was still at school to earn extra pocket money - it was certainly better than doing a paper round!
This was at Warwick, which is like the Dr Martens Western League of dog racing, and we had to pull the traps off the tracks before the dogs came hurtling round the bend for the 2nd time at the finish. There was many a time when the traps got stuck in the mud and we had to try and stop all these greyhounds rushing in to them.
Went to Hall Green the other week which is quite impressive and you can even get a sit down meal and bet at your table - civilised!
Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen How about GONADS and STRIFE for a namehttp://iam.smelly.org/wee.x/This is hilarious!
that is funny as fuck!!
The new superstar will in 2 months be running at Hall Green, names applied for today are:
1 Funky Monkey 2 Mister Disco 3 New Dog Fades 4 Boppawombat
Warwick is indeed a flat cap owners track!
I currently have retired "Ted" ruling my house with his lady friend Cheeky the JRT. Barney will join us when his racing career is over.
Apologies for the disorder of this post but for some reason can't reply with posts. Thanks to all who offered suggestions, the empire will be expanded so more names will be used in the near future! :)
Got to this a bit late, so for future Pooches, the best I could muster...
Leave Me A Bone Slow-life Mutt Culture
Some tracks/titles don't even need changing...
Run Wild
Round & Round
Movement
You could go for the, make-a-fool-out-of-the-commentator approach, by calling him something like 'Some auld Mutt'...in the hope you'll hear...'& there's some auld Mutt on the outside' or 'Jeffrey Archer'..on the inside..etc etc.
Probably best stick to what you first got, on reflection. Well I tried.
Did you see that Frootijen??? My NewOrderWeb.Com moniker has made it into Cheeky's favourite shortlist!!
Yowsa!! Let's hear it for Boppa!!
Quick! Spread the news!!! 
:\party: 
Thank you for your efforts JG, they'll go in the hat for the next purchase!
I'd already applied for Run Wild but sadly 'twas taken :(
I used to be kennel maid for a trainer who had a dog called Norfolk King Good - name had to be changed after his first race due to the loud cheer from the drunken stag party after they anounced 'Trap 1 - Norfolk King Good'!
Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! Did you see that Frootijen??? My NewOrderWeb.Com moniker has made it into Cheeky's favourite shortlist!!Yowsa!! Let's hear it for Boppa!!
Quick! Spread the news!!!
Yes I saw that! Pretty darn cool if ya ask me!;) Did you check out my little bit of GONADS AND STRIFE? Funny as hell I tell ya!
Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Thank you for your efforts JG, they'll go in the hat for the next purchase!I'd already applied for Run Wild but sadly 'twas taken :(I used to be kennel maid for a trainer who had a dog called Norfolk King Good - name had to be changed after his first race due to the loud cheer from the drunken stag party after they anounced 'Trap 1 - Norfolk King Good'!
How about "Norfolk Chance" ? Tannoys do strange things to the ears !
Originally posted by Kezzie > Originally posted by Zizou Zidane> Nah, he was Shirley Crabtree !!!
Bugger, you're right! So who was Hilary?!
giant haystacks?
Originally posted by dave hibell > Originally posted by Kezzie> > > > Originally posted by Zizou Zidane> > Nah, he was Shirley Crabtree !!!>
Bugger, you're right! So who was Hilary?!
giant haystacks?
Real name.....Martin Raune.
Died of cancer, couple of years back.
you seem very clued up on wrestlers there. signs of wasted saturday afternoons in your yoof?
I loved the Saturday afternoon wrestling when I was a kid, and went to see Big Daddy and Giant Haystacks 'fight' in person at Gateshead Leisure centre
I even waited behind afterwards and got a signed photo of the artist formerly known as Shirley
I need closure on that anecdote! What's the name?
Of course I wouldn't mind a sweet little puppy using the respected Gnu Odor family name (a timely response there, huh?). The thing is, you never end up calling a pet by its given name anyway, do you?
By the way, I probably never would have gone with Gnu Odor had I thought I'd ever post here (he says, 300+ posts later).
I used to have a cat named Dog Food.
"What's that, his diet?"
"No...that's his destiny."
Possibly worth a mild chuckle:
New Dog Cross Breeds
The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + ShihTzu
Oh, never mind....
