'Pregnant' man fined in SA court
A South African man has been fined $140 for taking a week off work, telling his employers he was pregnant.
Charles Sibindana, 27, stole a certificate from a clinic during his pregnant girlfriend's checkup, a court near Johannesburg heard.
He then added his own details to the note and submitted it and took seven days off work, seemingly unaware that only women consult gynaecologists.
His employers became suspicious and investigated the matter.
On passing sentence Magistrate Bruno Van Eeden warned Mr Sibindana "not to walk around faking sick letters from gynaecologists" as if he was pregnant, the South African Press Association news agency reported.
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And I thought I used some poor excuses for pulling sickies....
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one guy at work rang into work and said he had LOW ENERGY. another said he'd lost the use of his arms. this is no joke. lol the spamster.
this is possible. haven't you seen the film junior, where arnold schwarzenegger gets pregnant and emma thompson plays his doting wife?
Thanks AW.
I'd done everything humanly possible to erase those two hours from my memory banks.
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best excuse ever...
Mickey Rivers, Major League Baseball Player, tells the manager that he can't play that day....because...are you ready for this one???
his eyelids were stuck open...pisses all over a phony pregnancy story!!!
Best excuses given to me:
My daughter swallowed broken glass so I had to rush her to the emergency room.
My wife had a doctor's appointment about the pregnancy and I had to accompany her(wife was living in Idaho)
My grandmother bought my plane ticket, but forgot to give me a return flight.
But the best wasn't even an excuse....
Guy didn't show up. Go to his room, open it up and I hear porn onthe TV, beer cans everywhere, and there he is dry-humping his hand.......
