Swap shop

Re: Janice Battersby's autograph
Jade Webster Today - 6:17:45 PM

Says, 'Keep Smiling Jade! Much love, Vicki Entwistle X' Anyone want it?

Inspired by this post in Buy/Trade/Sell

Wondered what strange items noolers have to swap...nothing new order related and silly swapsies only please

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LOT ONE a postcard... not minty mint condition but no pint marks willing to swap for any old crap that's not related to Corrie

to swap one 1984 Nissan Bluebird for current BMW 3 series or equivalent.

Will swap small amount of F1 gravel (spa:eau rouge, Monza:variante retifillio and Brand's Hatch: paddock hill bend available). Also have small amount of F1 tyre rubber picked from road at Eau Rouge.

Would like something that makes a noise.

When I did me radio show, we had an amazing feature, the Junk Bribe Request Auction. Person's would phone in and pledge their pointless shitey junk in order to get records played.

Some guy promised us 3 decapitated barbies, and we came in the next day to find them, ina holdall, and with a carrier bag tied round the handle containing the heads, in tomato sauce, the holdall had HUGE amounts of cack in it too. We ended up giving him a whole hour to himself

(after what happened to Alejo's translation, I expect you'll hear Chris Moyles or whoever doing a junk bribe request auction next week)

Now that's a great story to be able to tell your grandkids one day

"Hello, my name is Peter Hook and I'd like to swap my Barney"

hello, my name is Arek and I'd like to swap my old sexy doll

I will swap my house for a lambourghini

vikki entwistle is from accrington.my local town.in fact i know a couple of people here who have shagged her since she been in corry

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: So where the hell are you gonna sleep then Jems???

Who cares? I'll have a Lambourghini!

James Thomas wrote: "Hello, my name is Peter Hook and I'd like to swap my Barney"

The Purple Dinosaur looks amazingly like the one off Barney's Musical Castle. Is there a bit of hidden symbolism going on ?

Cheers

Missy Jem wrote: I will swap my house for a lambourghini

Bet it's a wendy-house

I'll do you a bottle of lamberini for it.

Nope, it is a solid stone terraced house!

I just like Lambourghini's that's all.

Gimme gimme