ATTENTION ALL NORVERN MONKEES:
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MONTY The Merciless wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote:
MONTY The Elder! wrote: Course I've got the 29th off for our Lord Moz. My rider,by the way is a crate of Bitburger and a pack of Scotch eggs. Where are you going,Manchester or Bury?
29th? my tour t shirt must be wrong!
OOPS! I stand corrected.Thank you young Padawan,I'll be at G-MEX on the 22nd.Need I ask if you'll be propping up the bar with Banshee,Spam and Jemmie With a J!
Well, I am on tour...
Depends what bar. if its a shit one, then i wont be. But i'll be in temple from about... Noon? Its Kloot the night before (i think) which means i'll end up plastered the night before. So i might just not stop.
Gulliver Sukumvit Soi 5 alright, not too sleazy for the women but you can nip round the corner for a bit of degradation if the mood takes you.
Cheers
MONTY The Merciless wrote:
Ceremony wrote: Me, duck?
Alright mate.Whereabouts in Prestwich do you live? I'm up near Whitefield fire station!
I'm in Hollins!
Jert wrote:
MONTY The Merciless wrote:
Ceremony wrote: Me, duck?
Alright mate.Whereabouts in Prestwich do you live? I'm up near Whitefield fire station!
I'm in Hollins!
I say we hold our do at The Roach Bank! I'm a lazy bastard,me.
MONTY The Merciless wrote:
Jert wrote:
MONTY The Merciless wrote:
Ceremony wrote: Me, duck?
Alright mate.Whereabouts in Prestwich do you live? I'm up near Whitefield fire station!
I'm in Hollins!
I say we hold our do at The Roach Bank! I'm a lazy bastard,me.
You coming as Monty or Loretta?
We all have to dress as fruit or vegetables or a salad item.
Bagsy carrot for me.
You lot can come as cabbages, you won't need dress up - arf!
There's a big gathering of New Order fans every friggin night in Manchester.
There always has been.
NUUUUU OORRDAAHHHHH!!!!
Burt Reynolds wrote:
MONTY The Merciless wrote:
Jert wrote:
MONTY The Merciless wrote:
Ceremony wrote: Me, duck?
Alright mate.Whereabouts in Prestwich do you live? I'm up near Whitefield fire station!
I'm in Hollins!
I say we hold our do at The Roach Bank! I'm a lazy bastard,me.
You coming as Monty or Loretta?
Ah depends if I've got any beer money
MONTY The Merciless wrote: No that's SPAM from Accrington.Like the food,he cums in tins.
Got to be more hygienic than a sock ![]()
Missy Jem wrote:
MONTY The Merciless wrote: No that's SPAM from Accrington.Like the food,he cums in tins.
Got to be more hygienic than a sock
or in your....doh...I can't do it...I just can't fucking do it...
CRAP!!!!
yes I can...YOUR EAR...
which if said fast enough, sounds like your rear...
bwahahahaha...I'm soooo fucking funny I slay myself....
jesus, I should get an act...
maybe I'll just get up on stage and yell....
erm, sorry, I just need to take my meds...and lay off the coffee....
WHOOOOOO....
or at least change the channel to something more interesting like "lions of the serangeti" on PBS
Missy Jem wrote: Yep you should be on TV.
Then we can switch you off!
So what you are saying is....
you didn't mean to turn me on....
I'll get me coat!
Missy Jem wrote:
MONTY The Merciless wrote: No that's SPAM from Accrington.Like the food,he cums in tins.
Got to be more hygienic than a sock
you would not believe the amount of times i've cut my winkle,and the lies i,ve CUM UP with at accrington victoria hospital. ![]()
spam wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
MONTY The Merciless wrote: No that's SPAM from Accrington.Like the food,he cums in tins.
Got to be more hygienic than a sock
you would not believe the amount of times i've cut my winkle,and the lies i,ve CUM UP with at accrington victoria hospital.
No skin off my nose!
MONTY The Merciless wrote: So come on then,where do you want to meet up?
Needs to be Manc for me... I need to hit Manc...![]()
My suggestions:-
Fringe Bar (Swan Street), good beer and jukebox. Dry, for obvious reasons. Corbierres.