Christmas Decorations. — Forum Archive

4 Dec 2006, 05:22

Go on then... which idiots have go them up now.

Has anyone noticed, the twats who put them up early are the most tasteless cunts on the planet.

Christmas My Arse! Bah humbug etc etc

4 Dec 2006, 05:28

There is a council estate near me and half the houses have had them up for weeks. It must cost them an arm and a leg to run the lights, although they're probably wired up to the nearest lamp post.

Tacky.

4 Dec 2006, 05:29

40p to the best photo of really tacky xmas decorations...

4 Dec 2006, 05:33

I had a Christmas Tree shaped cake after lunch today.

Do I win £40?

4 Dec 2006, 05:38

I detest all of them!! I won’t have one bauble in my house!

Very pleased that my office is Xmas trimming free too!!

4 Dec 2006, 06:21

Chez BRF is adorned on the interior..3 fucking trees.

Mrs BRF is radjed and loves Crimbo :\ohwell:

Incidently,I'm really struggling about what to get her this year. Any ideas?(not a tree though,she has them coming out of her ears,as previously mentioned)

4 Dec 2006, 06:23

Ask your kids to find out in a subtle way. Better to get her something she wants than to go out on a limb.

Try to avoid ironing board covers, clothes/lingerie in the wrong size, slippers, marigolds.

4 Dec 2006, 06:27

Boatraceface wrote: Chez BRF is adorned on the interior..3 fucking trees.

Mrs BRF is radjed and loves Crimbo :\ohwell:

Incidently,I'm really struggling about what to get her this year. Any ideas?(not a tree though,she has them coming out of her ears,as previously mentioned)

A weekend away!

:sex:

4 Dec 2006, 06:28

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Chez BRF is adorned on the interior..3 fucking trees.

Mrs BRF is radjed and loves Crimbo :\ohwell:

Incidently,I'm really struggling about what to get her this year. Any ideas?(not a tree though,she has them coming out of her ears,as previously mentioned)

A weekend away!

:sex:

Or even better, she can go with her pal and leave you behind with the kids! Depends what a nice guy you are!

4 Dec 2006, 06:31

:idea: Washing up gloves? or a drill so she can do a bit of DIY?

4 Dec 2006, 06:38

I would actually like a drill for Christmas. My Mum and Dad have got me a dpc machine this year!!!

Can't wait for Christmas Day :\ohwell:

4 Dec 2006, 06:42

Boatraceface wrote: Washing up gloves? or a drill so she can do a bit of DIY?

Don't you watch the adverts?

Only DIAMONDS (and I don't mean flipping insurance) will do! tsk.

4 Dec 2006, 06:50

i have a tree up, many of my neighbors go overboard. if i grabbed my camera and went for a walk i bet i could win a prize.

4 Dec 2006, 06:51

yes. you could win 40p.

4 Dec 2006, 06:56

Bonzette wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Washing up gloves? or a drill so she can do a bit of DIY?

Don't you watch the adverts?

Only DIAMONDS (and I don't mean flipping insurance) will do! tsk.

I've seen an advert that claims Shake n Vac puts the freshness back

4 Dec 2006, 07:33

4 Dec 2006, 12:44

i haven't put any up last yaear and probably won't bother this year either, but i'll be away and that place will postitively be brimming with x-mas tinsel.

4 Dec 2006, 17:27

Who says I took mine down from last year? :lol:

Nah, I don't actually have any at all in my house, plus I have no desire to spend more of my money on useless stuff like that.

4 Dec 2006, 22:24

Put up the outside lights wednesday....tree will be bought this weekend. Love Christmas.

And for all you 'bah humbugs' out there:

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4 Dec 2006, 22:32

:abovelol:

4 Dec 2006, 22:37

Boatraceface wrote: Chez BRF is adorned on the interior..3 fucking trees.

Mrs BRF is radjed and loves Crimbo :\ohwell:

Incidently,I'm really struggling about what to get her this year. Any ideas?(not a tree though,she has them coming out of her ears,as previously mentioned)

I once gave my wife a slow cooker for xmas.Almost ended up wearing the fucker. She is now my ex-wife,nothing to do with the slow cooker i might add.

5 Dec 2006, 00:00

i am my own xmas tree.:D

5 Dec 2006, 07:03

The only thing worse than putting them up early is leaving them up too long.

5 Dec 2006, 09:44

isaac wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Chez BRF is adorned on the interior..3 fucking trees.

Mrs BRF is radjed and loves Crimbo :\ohwell:

Incidently,I'm really struggling about what to get her this year. Any ideas?(not a tree though,she has them coming out of her ears,as previously mentioned)

I once gave my wife a slow cooker for xmas.Almost ended up wearing the fucker. She is now my ex-wife,nothing to do with the slow cooker i might add.

Never happy are they?God knows we try!You should have got her a camping stove and made her camp out in the back garden. Alas,hindsight is a wonderful thing! :laugh:

5 Dec 2006, 09:49

NEVER had decorations since my BLOW UP RUDOLPH went down on SANTA.The BLOODY neighbours were in an UPROAR! :eek: :cry: :evil4: :nonono: :wink:

5 Dec 2006, 10:01

Hardly surprising Mick..That Red nosed cunt is on an ASBO! :laugh:

5 Dec 2006, 10:51

well, I spent part of Saturday, stringing up lights all across the front of the house...Marcus bought those new fangled LED lights, and fuck me, they are BRIGHT...one of the jets from the Airport accidentally landed on our street...Stephanie was quite happy when she arrived home from work Saturday night, and she saw that the two lazy fuckers had actually got the lights hung...mind you, Marcus didn't do anything besides saying what a good job I was doing, and offering to bring me a beer or two, but I told him to fuck off, as I wasn't going to drink beer while crawling up and down a ladder and walking on the roof...

Steph and I put the tree up last Tuesday....

as a reward for all of my hard work, I slipped the dinner bill to Marcus on Saturday night, used his cash to pay the bar tab when the three of us and that girl with the funny Irish name went out on Saturday night...

So why was he mad at me on Sunday??? I used his money to buy breakfast on Sunday morning...I thought I was being a frigging gent!!!

5 Dec 2006, 11:02

Are you part of a cult Jeff?

5 Dec 2006, 11:04

Missy Jem wrote: Are you part of a cunt Jeff?

YES :lol:

5 Dec 2006, 11:11

Ness Order wrote:

Very pleased that my office is Xmas trimming free too!!

Always thought the best thing about offices was the trim.

5 Dec 2006, 11:35

Missy Jem wrote: Are you part of a cult Jeff?

well, it certainly isn't the cult of PERSONALITY!!!

5 Dec 2006, 14:26

the chrissie decorations are going up at work as I type this. i don't feel like Christmas at all yet.

6 Dec 2006, 08:50

NOOLigan wrote: the chrissie decorations are going up at work as I type this. i don't feel like Christmas at all yet.

Chrissie has decorations up? I knew she was open minded but... :eek:

6 Dec 2006, 12:40

Missy Jem wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: the chrissie decorations are going up at work as I type this. i don't feel like Christmas at all yet.

Chrissie has decorations up? I knew she was open minded but...

that was my australianist expression for the month. lol