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Anyone done these? Going to one on Friday,and been assigned the part of Australian Bruce "skippy" Johnson. I'm going to look a right arse in kahki clobber and hat with corks dangling off it,so it better be a good laugh or I'll be looking a twat for nowt..
Also the invite says I need a good tan! Where do you get one of those in the North East of England in December?
i went to one and guessed the murderer correctly but you had to give a reason for the murder and i put that the woman killed him because she had that munchausen(sp?)-by -proxy disease.so then they would not read it out or give me the prize 
Don't forget your can of FourX!
Tans can be found at shops named 'tan-fastic', 'tangerine', 'orangu-tan' or 'tan-erife' (and I should know!).
Or you could just not wash for a week.
As usual.
I've only been to one of these and it started off well, but gradually people lost interest and started to forget facts due to their alcohol consumption (well we ARE Brits afterall).
Missy Jem wrote: Don't forget your can of FourX!
Tans can be found at shops named 'tan-fastic', 'tangerine', 'orangu-tan' or 'tan-erife' (and I should know!).
Or you could just not wash for a week.
As usual.
The FourX is a good Idea! nice one,never thought of it
The Tantastic idea is just gay,and would get me filled-in,in Redcar. Soap dodging is far more acceptable.Thankyou for your help.
ChrissMari Must Die! wrote: umm
Ask any 12 year old pushing her grandkids in a buggy what bottle hers came out of!
Bit fuckin random Chrissi,but I'll take your thoughts on board petal
Missy Jem wrote: I've only been to one of these and it started off well, but gradually people lost interest and started to forget facts due to their alcohol consumption (well we ARE Brits afterall).
I have'nt got a crystal ball,but I can see ours going a similar route.
It fuckin better do
banshee wrote: i went to one and guessed the murderer correctly but you had to give a reason for the murder and i put that the woman killed him because she had that munchausen(sp?)-by -proxy disease.so then they would not read it out or give me the prize
Pack of lousy cunts. A win is a win in my book!
Missy Jem wrote: I've only been to one of these and it started off well, but gradually people lost interest and started to forget facts due to their alcohol consumption (well we ARE Brits afterall).
it was similar with us.our table were all pissed and giggling.the people on the other tables kept shouting to us SHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! at the ttop of their voices.and they were doing it so loud you couldnt hear the actors.how very rude
Take a gun filled with blanks and start firing at whoever you think is the murderer. Murder is fun!
