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Artcile by Nicky Campbell in the paper today. He claims that Celtic fans chanted this little stanza towards Shunsuke Nakamura:
"He eats chow mein / He votes Sinn Fein!"
Even coming from a family of Billy Boys (me mam's side, natch), I've gotta admit that's pretty fucking funny.
I wonder what the Comrade - NOOL's Righteous Knight in Shining Armour - would make of it all????
They had a Brattbakk song too, "He's from Nor-way, he's in the I-R-A!" (to the tune of Winter Wonderland)
There's only one Neil Lennon, he's like me and you, a provo too.....
there are countless others 
We coulda done with a decent shooter last night 
My favourite: "He eats past-a and mac-ar-one, he's got no hair, but we don't care!"
(And no mention of the IRA!)
Ji Sung Park...
Park, Park, wherever you may be You eat dogs in your country but it could be worse you could be scouse eating rats in your council house
Southampton wit: Knowing me,knowing you....Pa-hars! to the tune of the similarly titled ABBA song..Man Yoo have stolen it for Sa-ha also..
El Jarvo wrote: My favourite: "He eats past-a and mac-ar-one, he's got no hair, but we don't care!"
(And no mention of the IRA!)
Enrico Annoni. Legend
Shug wrote: Enrico Annoni. Legend
I was at Parkheeed maybe 7 or 8 years ago when Brattbakk scored all 4 against, er, someone shite.
He didn't take the accolades though... .
Annoni came on in about the 80th minute. Did one thing of note, skying a 'pass' into Row ZZ. And then got a standing ovation at the end for his troubles.
Brighton's goalkeeper is from Holland and bought himself out of the army to become a professional footballer.
So, (to the tune of Yellow Submarine)
Michel Kuipers, a former Dutch marine Former Dutch marine
El Jarvo wrote:
Shug wrote: Enrico Annoni. Legend
I was at Parkheeed maybe 7 or 8 years ago when Brattbakk scored all 4 against, er, someone shite.
He didn't take the accolades though... .
Annoni came on in about the 80th minute. Did one thing of note, skying a 'pass' into Row ZZ. And then got a standing ovation at the end for his troubles.
I think it was Kilmarnock, the season we stopped the dark hordes getting to 10 (97/98)
Clive, is that story true? If so.....Classic
El Jarvo wrote: My favourite: "He eats past-a and mac-ar-one, he's got no hair, but we don't care!"
(And no mention of the IRA!)
are his knees locked straight?
FC United about the keeper Barrie George
to the tune of Diana Ross 'I'm coming up'?
I'm barrie george I want the world to know I didnt kill Dando
Fac That wrote: FC United about the keeper Barrie George
to the tune of Diana Ross 'I'm coming up'?
I'm barrie george I want the world to know I didnt kill Dando
most people on this website would think that the original post was a funny footie song. Apart from the fans of the big boys.
DIV's the lot of 'em.
DIV's that support shite teams get over-excited at classier clubs songs.
I guess we cant blame them....
coz we are 'Premiership Spastics'
DIV's.....
fuckin DIV's
El Jarvo wrote: My favourite: "He eats past-a and mac-ar-one, he's got no hair, but we don't care!"
(And no mention of the IRA!)
A classic from a Celtic fan in the Jungle as Annoni is preparing to come on as sub in a game which Celtic are losing, "Oh naw, Annoni's on an aw noo."
Brian Dead....fucker wrote: Who won the group you Celt cunt?
Who won the battle you Manc twat?
John Sludden wrote:
Brian Dead....fucker wrote: Who won the group you Celt cunt?
Who won the battle you Manc twat?
I'll win any battle you short arse dicks want to bring me
C'mon.
Lol, that aint me. But I would love to smack a gobby Celt. Who wouldnt?
Scotch twats 
Anyway, I only get wound up by proper fans.
People that support teams from another country???
Weird 
Brian Dead....fucker wrote: most people on this website would think that the original post was a funny footie song. Apart from the fans of the big boys.
DIV's the lot of 'em.
DIV's that support shite teams get over-excited at classier clubs songs.
I guess we cant blame them.... coz we are 'Premiership Spastics'
DIV's.....
fuckin DIV's
Bless.
Still, must be tough when your bird knows infinitely more about football than you ever will.
Going back a few, we used to have this midfielder called Steve Rutter. Yeovile had a defender called Steve Rutter. We played them.....You can just picture it from the terraces - "there's only two Stevie Rutters, there's only two Stevie Rutters, but your one is shite, and we got it right......." It later changed to "but your one's a cunt and we're one in front".....They were :(
Following on from that Tim, we have a defender called Kerry Mayo, and his wife is called............ Kerry.
There's only two Kerry Mayo's.
Reminds me of the old random player generators on Championship Manager, when it would assign certain first names and surnames to countries. I spent a whole season trying to recruit new players with the random name affliction. Managed to secure the services of Kenny Kenny, Lee Lee, Martin Martin, Martyn Martin, Richard Richards, Robert Roberts, Philip Phillips, Gerard Gerrard and Tony Anthony. Then got bored and managed to sign randomly generated players Liam Gallagher, Phil Collins, Mike Rutherford, Paul Hewson, James Taylor, Shane Warne, Robert Marley and Paul Morley.
I see Jekyll and Hyde is back again.
You do a good job of making yersel look a dick Nick. Funny how you didnae have any problems when you posted on here yesterday afternoon.
Tim wrote: Going back a few, we used to have this midfielder called Steve Rutter. Yeovile had a defender called Steve Rutter. We played them.....You can just picture it from the terraces - "there's only two Stevie Rutters, there's only two Stevie Rutters, but your one is shite, and we got it right......." It later changed to "but your one's a cunt and we're one in front".....They were :(
Similarly, Andy Goram admitted in the papers he suffered schizophrenia. Next game at Ibrox was brilliant "There's only two Andy Goram's" :D
Shug wrote: You do a good job of making yersel look a dick Nick.
wwe should get him a basket to sit in
a dick nick basket.
