Zara Fucking Phillips.
Gettae fcuk.
Calzaghe, Hatton or Darren Clarke would have been my choices.
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While I'm here, has anyone got the Calzaghe vs Cagney & Lacey fight? I've been after this for ages! :D
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Zara Fucking Phillips.
Gettae fcuk.
Calzaghe, Hatton or Darren Clarke would have been my choices.
Wank Broadcasting Corporation ![]()
While I'm here, has anyone got the Calzaghe vs Cagney & Lacey fight? I've been after this for ages! :D
Just read that on the BBC website... Imagine the broadcast must have been a cringe-fest of fawning and brown-nosing... What next, Barney on Strictly Come (Dad-)Dancing... ![]()
Snorri xxx
Shug wrote: Zara Fucking Phillips.
Gettae fcuk.
Calzaghe, Hatton or Darren Clarke would have been my choices.
Wank Broadcasting Corporation
While I'm here, has anyone got the Calzaghe vs Cagney & Lacey fight? I've been after this for ages! :D
i would of went for Darren Clarke meself.nevermind..
Did you see the 2 & 8 of that bird who came 3rd? Boss-eyed and buck-toothed? Should have had a munter warning come up on screen!
Tim wrote: Did you see the 2 & 8 of that bird who came 3rd? Boss-eyed and buck-toothed? Should have had a munter warning come up on screen!
MUNTER WARNING

I'd go Calzaghe,but I think Darren Clarke will pip him given the triumph over terrible adversity story behind Clarke this year...
Edit: To Shug,Mrs BRF taped over my Calzaghe v Lacy recording,Duh! But watchout for Sky's end of year boxing review..It should show decent highlights,considering it is the best perfomance by a british fighter,possibly ever!
Double edit: Just realised Frank Warren's stable has switched to ITV,who are a bit sketchy and less thorough,or repetative..But it's bound to turn up somewhere soon,and I'll be looking for it too when it does..I'll let you know if and when,natch.
No one is fooling me that Equestrian is actually a sport.
How Calzaghe or Clarke didnt win it, i'll never know. Proof yet again of the stupidity of the british general public.
Uncle Liam wrote: No one is fooling me that Equestrian is actually a sport.
How Calzaghe or Clarke didnt win it, i'll never know. Proof yet again of the stupidity of the british general public.
Who won Liam?
Never ZARA Phillips?
Aye. Won because she's Mrs Windsors grandkid. Saw Mike Tindall there, he wasnt being fooled either.
And why is it that the BBC are completely incapable of showing sporting highlights without doing some fancy art thing to it. And you couldnt hear the commentary.
Nice to know were the best at Junior Athletics though.
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Did she win or do I have to do a Horse tasting minge personality of the year search for myself?
Fucking Tony Mcoy has done more with horses than any Zara Phillips ever could....
(Horse's cocks notwithstanding)
I honestly would have said David Walliams. an amazing feat to swim over to France.
Calzaghe next.
Hatton didn't do enough in 2006.
J.A.K wrote: I honestly would have said David Walliams. an amazing feat to swim over to France.
Calzaghe next.
Hatton didn't do enough in 2006.
only 1027 other people did the channel swim.Which indicates it's not far short of being a piece of piss for a decent swimmer...How many people have beaten the supposedly undefeatable Jeff Lacy though?
Er,erm...One.Joe Calzaghe
and trounced at that.A proper gubbin.Lacy will never be the same again,after Joe literally beat the Granny out of the poor fella..
Tim wrote: Phil Taylor should have won. 13 times world champion, wins nearly everything else as well.
Possible..But is darts a proper sport?
Calzaghe has been Champ for 9 years and counting.The longest reigning Champ in the world today,with more title defences than anyone else also...Boxing is very un-PC and no longer mainstream sport in this country,because of the long abscence of terrestrial telly,so I never would expect him to get it..But it is obvious he should have![]()
Boatraceface wrote:
J.A.K wrote: I honestly would have said David Walliams. an amazing feat to swim over to France.
Calzaghe next.
Hatton didn't do enough in 2006.
only 1027 other people did the channel swim.Which indicates it's not far short of being a piece of piss for a decent swimmer...How many people have beaten the supposedly undefeatable Jeff Lacy though? Er,erm...One.Joe Calzaghe
and trounced at that.A proper gubbin.Lacy will never be the same again,after Joe literally beat the Granny out of the poor fella..
only 1027. make it 1028 then. i'll sponsor you.
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I'll do it for 2 kilos of goose fat,and a pack of baccy..I have medals from pontins,wanna see em??Not butterfly stroke though,I'll admitt that knacks
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Tim wrote: Phil Taylor should have won. 13 times world champion, wins nearly everything else as well.
He supports the Vale, Tim. You can't allow that kind of thing to be condoned, especially not by the BBC.
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Boatraceface wrote: I'll do it for 2 kilos of goose fat,and a pack of baccy..I have medals from pontins,wanna see em??Not butterfly stroke though,I'll admitt that knacks
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10 metre badge.
100m badge.
and i saved the black rubber brick from drowning in me jarmies.
nah nah!!
Boatraceface wrote:
Tim wrote: Phil Taylor should have won. 13 times world champion, wins nearly everything else as well.
Possible..But is darts a proper sport?
Calzaghe has been Champ for 9 years and counting.The longest reigning Champ in the world today,with more title defences than anyone else also...Boxing is very un-PC and no longer mainstream sport in this country,because of the long abscence of terrestrial telly,so I never would expect him to get it..But it is obvious he should have
Taylor trains in his living room with the telly on. that's not a sport. If it was they'd be awarding me a gold medal for the triple wank.
Doctor Clayhead wrote:
Tim wrote: Phil Taylor should have won. 13 times world champion, wins nearly everything else as well.
He supports the Vale, Tim. You can't allow that kind of thing to be condoned, especially not by the BBC.
As a foot note...I'd give it to David Williams before Robbie Williams an'all Martin...Tho technically shaggin IS a sport.
J.A.K wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: I'll do it for 2 kilos of goose fat,and a pack of baccy..I have medals from pontins,wanna see em??Not butterfly stroke though,I'll admitt that knacks
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10 metre badge.
100m badge.
and i saved the black rubber brick from drowning in me jarmies.
nah nah!!
What were you doing with a black rubber brick in your jarmers?
Pervert!
I've heard of socks in undies, but that's a bit much innit?
J.A.K wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
Tim wrote: Phil Taylor should have won. 13 times world champion, wins nearly everything else as well.
Possible..But is darts a proper sport?
Calzaghe has been Champ for 9 years and counting.The longest reigning Champ in the world today,with more title defences than anyone else also...Boxing is very un-PC and no longer mainstream sport in this country,because of the long abscence of terrestrial telly,so I never would expect him to get it..But it is obvious he should have
Taylor trains in his living room with the telly on. that's not a sport. If it was they'd be awarding me a gold medal for the triple wank.
You'd look so handsome with The gold soggy biscuit round your neck...Picture the podium.The girls would go wild in their dampness ![]()
Shug wrote: Zara Fucking Phillips.
Gettae fcuk.
Calzaghe, Hatton or Darren Clarke would have been my choices.
Wank Broadcasting Corporation
While I'm here, has anyone got the Calzaghe vs Cagney & Lacey fight? I've been after this for ages! :D
why blame the BBC? it was the british public who voted for her...
redken wrote:
Shug wrote: Zara Fucking Phillips.
Gettae fcuk.
Calzaghe, Hatton or Darren Clarke would have been my choices.
Wank Broadcasting Corporation
While I'm here, has anyone got the Calzaghe vs Cagney & Lacey fight? I've been after this for ages! :D
why blame the BBC? it was the british public who voted for her...
If this wasnae a fix you can start calling me Betty ![]()
BRF - If I manage to get my hands on the Calzaghe fight I will sort you out.
I hope Mrs BRF was given a strict telling off after wiping that video ;)
Shug wrote: BRF - If I manage to get my hands on the Calzaghe fight I will sort you out.
I hope Mrs BRF was given a strict telling off after wiping that video ;)
Cheers, I'll do likewise![]()
Mrs BRF has such a cheeky way with her,she gets away with murder y'know!
If it were anyone else,I'd be teaching them the man-dance personally!
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