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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Watch this Shed :)

Well, I know she hasn't got any make up on; but I think that's a bit harsh!:evil4:

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ah a new shed. :thumb:

Bugger I had all those nice shed pix in the old one.

the poor old refurbished is now slowly drifting to the bottom of the page.

I did go to Toys R Us on the weekend.

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NOOLigan wrote: ah a new shed. :thumb:

Bugger I had all those nice shed pix in the old one.

Just where is the old shed? What have you done with it? It should be drifiting slowly down to the bottom of the page.

I did go to Toys R Us on the weekend.

Ron, it's 2 weeks till Christmas; we've ALL been to Toys'R'Us. :laugh:

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but.. but...

where have all my nuggets of wisdom gone?

:cry:

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It is time for an actual shed in here.

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Very nice Shed, Is it an Aussie Shed ?

all the sheds i've posted lately, except for mine, are from an aussie farm where i spent the weekend. there is shed gold there. :D

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WELL THIS IS JUST REALLY SOMETHING ELSE ...THE FUCKING COMMERCIALISM OF CHRISTMAS HAS WORMED IT'S CAPITALIST CLAWS IN TO THE SHED.... WHAT NEXT??? BRANCHES OF SHEDS R US OPENING ON A WED SITE NEAR YOU ....A WHOLE BOODY CHAIN.......IT'S GONE TOO FAR I TELL THEE ...TOO FAR:mad4:

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my focus is in this one on the right.

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Minx wrote: WELL THIS IS JUST REALLY SOMETHING ELSE ...THE FUCKING COMMERCIALISM OF CHRISTMAS HAS WORMED IT'S CAPITALIST CLAWS IN TO THE SHED.... WHAT NEXT??? BRANCHES OF SHEDS R US OPENING ON A WED SITE NEAR YOU ....A WHOLE BOODY CHAIN.......IT'S GONE TOO FAR I TELL THEE ...TOO FAR:mad4:

LOL no it is just the shed expanding to other websites. :lol:

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Right, let's get the new Shed decorated...

Ho ho ho!

Snorri xxx

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Anyone got the key for the RefurbiSHED, some cnut's locked it and I think I left my PE kit in there...

Snorri xxx

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SCHOOL'S OUT for SUMMER

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Planet Rocket? :D

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I can't believe that I have to go to work tomorrow. It will just be another day of fighting with the computer and the "help" desk staff and not getting much done. Is it the weekend yet? Is it Christmas yet? I need a holiday.

the shed is very quiet tonight.

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Can we hire these guys to put up fences by your sheds???

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and have some more Christmas decorations for your sheds!!!

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:love: oh go on then.... I guess this sheds R us place isn't so bad after all

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BAH HUMP-BUG!!!

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: and have some more Christmas decorations for your sheds!!!

is that the new look for Santa's elves?

:love2: :love2: :love2:

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2000..

Sorry most of the last 1000 were argumentative sarcastic bollocks..:lol:

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Minx, have you ever received my email?

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Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Minx, have you ever received my email?

*pokes* the cheeky Slav...

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Burt Reynolds wrote: 2000..

Sorry most of the last 1000 were argumentative sarcastic bollocks..:lol:

I'd say congratulations, if half of it wasn't argumentative sarcastic bollocks..:lol:

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NOOLigan wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: 2000..

Sorry most of the last 1000 were argumentative sarcastic bollocks..:lol:

I'd say congratulations, if half of it wasn't argumentative sarcastic bollocks..:lol:

Ron, you are being TOO kind. I'd have said 75 %.:evil4:

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Bollocks R us :thumb:

There's a real 'nuts' theme to tonights input..............it must be cos it's getting nearer to Christmas! :shrug:

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more shed gold.

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Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Minx, have you ever received my email?

Just found it it had escaped to junk mail:crazy: You look beautiful and really happy :) That's brightened up my morning thanks babe:thumb:

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Minx wrote:

Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Minx, have you ever received my email?

Just found it it had escaped to junk mail:crazy: You look beautiful and really happy :) That's brightened up my morning thanks babe:thumb:

She better not be sneaking wedding photies to you Minx, or I'll fall out with both of you. I didn;t even make her top ten noolers :cry:

I miss my foreign fuckwitt mate, I seen more of her when she was in feckin Belgrade :lol:

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Ron, tht Shed needs doors :)

but the lawnmower's already bolted

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Here is your Christmas movie!!!

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Doctor? wrote:

Minx wrote:

Foreign F**kwitt wrote: Minx, have you ever received my email?

Just found it it had escaped to junk mail:crazy: You look beautiful and really happy :) That's brightened up my morning thanks babe:thumb:

She better not be sneaking wedding photies to you Minx, or I'll fall out with both of you. I didn;t even make her top ten noolers :cry:

I miss my foreign fuckwitt mate, I seen more of her when she was in feckin Belgrade :lol:

Would you belive it was pics of her visiting Tesco???:shrug: I'm sure there is enough love to go round to all of us...just one reason why I didn't do a top ten I need at least a top fifteen if not twenty.

Hugs just for you Doc:)

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Wouldn't mind finding one of those in my stocking Jeff:nod:

preferably a brunette!

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Doctor? wrote:

I didn;t even make her top ten noolers :cry:

Aww :(

But would you believe the moment I finished it I knew I'd accidentally forgotten some of you silly sods: Doc, Snorri, Monty, Banshee... And the real reason I put Boaty on the bottom (was it?) of that list is only cause I was kissing his arse :evil4:

BOATY'S A COCK! :laugh:

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Doctor? wrote: Aye, he's no stranger to bottoms our boaty :thumb:

ahahahaha

true that :crazy:

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tell me to go to shed if i start posting again in acouple of hours. I didn't make Maya's list at all. :cry:

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Wow, looks like that Shed is having a Conservatory built - ACE !

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Foreign F**kwitt wrote:

Doctor? wrote:

I didn;t even make her top ten noolers :cry:

Aww :(

But would you believe the moment I finished it I knew I'd accidentally forgotten some of you silly sods: Doc, Snorri, Monty, Banshee... And the real reason I put Boaty on the bottom (was it?) of that list is only cause I was kissing his arse :evil4:

BOATY'S A COCK! :laugh:

:mad4:

I do have feelings y'know!

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Just another little something for the shed...

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Wow, looks like that Shed is having a Conservatory built - ACE !

that is an old piggery. lol

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alright...time to go out and have some fun...

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I still have a few shed pix. You lot must be sick of them now.

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Time for some Heino, perhaps?

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Or the best of both worlds: Heino and shed!

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FFS

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is there no late shed nightclubs ?

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Was it music you wanted?

Oh, look... Burt's in the audience!

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I can't believe I have to go to work tomorrow. :(

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NOOLigan wrote: I can't believe I have to go to work tomorrow. :(

You beauty - I have a flexi tomorrow!!

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Barnette wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: I can't believe I have to go to work tomorrow. :(

You beauty - I have a flexi tomorrow!!

Lucky you. My last day is Thursday. Then it is hols. :)

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Well, you're luckier than me then. I only have the normal public holidays off as our office doesn't close. Some fuckers have to work 'cause people don't stop having babies and carking it!!

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Barnette wrote: Well, you're luckier than me then. I only have the normal public holidays off as our office doesn't close. Some fuckers have to work 'cause people don't stop having babies and carking it!!

we shut down over christmas new year. I don't eve have to take leave for that. lol

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Are you going away, Ron?

Our Christmases are always busy at home. My daughter turns 18 on the 22nd and it's my birthday the day after. Bad timing hey? I keep telling her I'm going to get her pissed but she's too bloody sensible!

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Barnette wrote: Are you going away, Ron?

Our Christmases are always busy at home. My daughter turns 18 on the 22nd and it's my birthday the day after. Bad timing hey? I keep telling her I'm going to get her pissed but she's too bloody sensible!

I'll be going to Melbourne to see my brother and niece. New Year's we'll be on Phillip Island.

It should be a great week.

A sensible teenage daughter. What have you done wrong? :lol:

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NOOLigan wrote:

Barnette wrote: Are you going away, Ron?

Our Christmases are always busy at home. My daughter turns 18 on the 22nd and it's my birthday the day after. Bad timing hey? I keep telling her I'm going to get her pissed but she's too bloody sensible!

I'll be going to Melbourne to see my brother and niece. New Year's we'll be on Phillip Island.

It should be a great week.

A sensible teenage daughter. What have you done wrong? :lol:

Enjoy!!

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Barnette wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Barnette wrote: Are you going away, Ron?

Our Christmases are always busy at home. My daughter turns 18 on the 22nd and it's my birthday the day after. Bad timing hey? I keep telling her I'm going to get her pissed but she's too bloody sensible!

I'll be going to Melbourne to see my brother and niece. New Year's we'll be on Phillip Island.

It should be a great week.

A sensible teenage daughter. What have you done wrong? :lol:

Enjoy!!

Thanks. It is about time I had a real break again.

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NOOLigan wrote:

Barnette wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Barnette wrote: Are you going away, Ron?

Our Christmases are always busy at home. My daughter turns 18 on the 22nd and it's my birthday the day after. Bad timing hey? I keep telling her I'm going to get her pissed but she's too bloody sensible!

I'll be going to Melbourne to see my brother and niece. New Year's we'll be on Phillip Island.

It should be a great week.

A sensible teenage daughter. What have you done wrong? :lol:

Enjoy!!

Thanks. It is about time I had a real break again.

God knows - both my daughters don't really like alcohol!! Nothing like their parents............ I think they have seen us pissed once too often and don't want to look like us!!

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Barnette wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Barnette wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Barnette wrote: Are you going away, Ron?

Our Christmases are always busy at home. My daughter turns 18 on the 22nd and it's my birthday the day after. Bad timing hey? I keep telling her I'm going to get her pissed but she's too bloody sensible!

I'll be going to Melbourne to see my brother and niece. New Year's we'll be on Phillip Island.

It should be a great week.

A sensible teenage daughter. What have you done wrong? :lol:

Enjoy!!

Thanks. It is about time I had a real break again.

God knows - both my daughters don't really like alcohol!! Nothing like their parents............ I think they have seen us pissed once too often and don't want to look like us!!

They'll catch up in their 20s.

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Someone is obsessed with Heino. He is welcome to him. lol

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Morning Shed Heads :D

morning Mike.

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how about the Heino lover starts a Heino thread.

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He did. :evil4:

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Morning Shedsters

Hmmmm like we really needed another reason to ignore what Comrade posts:rolleyes:

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Minx wrote: Morning Shedsters

Hmmmm like we really needed another reason to ignore what Comrade posts:rolleyes:

Hey M. Agreed. Did you catch the Minx pic i posted a couple of days back?

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I did Ron..... Who would have known I have a shop full of sparkling things:crazy:

How's you today?

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Minx wrote: I did Ron..... Who would have known I have a shop full of sparkling things:crazy:

How's you today?

I've had a shit day. I've just been so fuckin tired. I think I'm coming down with a cold, so I'm fighting it with vodka.

I want to be well when I go away.

How's youself?

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yep alcohol won't cure a cold but it can make you care less about it. Hope you're feeling better soon, prob best to have it now so you'll be well over Xmas

As for me? see above... fed up with this Christmas malarkey at the moment:\ohwell:

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Minx wrote: yep alcohol won't cure a cold but it can make you care less about it. Hope you're feeling better soon, prob best to have it now so you'll be well over Xmas

As for me? see above... fed up with this Christmas malarkey at the moment:\ohwell:

well I plan on going away to Melbourne to see my niece and my brother. well that's prolly the closest I'll ever get to having a kid of my own anytime soon. she deffo looks like she could be mine.

Yeh I'll go to shed soon.

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Oi Monty! Check ya box:ignore: :laugh:

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Minx wrote: Oi Monty! Check ya box:ignore: :laugh:

Such language!? :laugh:

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Gidday shed herders.

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Ron, your Shed porn collection is clearly reaching worrying levels... :evil4: There are some real beauts in there though... :thumb: Just erected ( :eek3: ) my Xmas tree, but I'm not feeling too festive as yet... Obviously need to drink more... :beer: Any thoughts on a Festive Shed Game schedule? I'm thinking about hosting one in my parents' shed when I'm back there next week...

Snorri xxx

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Snorrimon wrote: Ron, your Shed porn collection is clearly reaching worrying levels... :evil4: There are some real beauts in there though... :thumb:

hahaha. I still have a few.

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Snorrimon wrote: Ron, your Shed porn collection is clearly reaching worrying levels... :evil4: There are some real beauts in there though... :thumb: ... Snorri xxx

No love for Heino then? :skeptic:

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NOOLigan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: Ron, your Shed porn collection is clearly reaching worrying levels... :evil4: There are some real beauts in there though... :thumb:

hahaha. I still have a few.

Me too. :evil4:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: Ron, your Shed porn collection is clearly reaching worrying levels... :evil4: There are some real beauts in there though... :thumb:

hahaha. I still have a few.

Me too. :evil4:

you really have become a pimple on the face of nool lately.

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NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: Ron, your Shed porn collection is clearly reaching worrying levels... :evil4: There are some real beauts in there though... :thumb:

hahaha. I still have a few.

Me too. :evil4:

you really have become a pimple on the face of nool lately.

A position which an ass-pimple can dream of attaining, eh Ron?

Dream on... :evil4:

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: Ron, your Shed porn collection is clearly reaching worrying levels... :evil4: There are some real beauts in there though... :thumb:

hahaha. I still have a few.

Me too. :evil4:

you really have become a pimple on the face of nool lately.

A position which an ass-pimple can dream of attaining, eh Ron?

Dream on... :evil4:

a position nobody should aspire to, but rather you than me.

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NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

Snorrimon wrote: Ron, your Shed porn collection is clearly reaching worrying levels... :evil4: There are some real beauts in there though... :thumb:

hahaha. I still have a few.

Me too. :evil4:

you really have become a pimple on the face of nool lately.

A position which an ass-pimple can dream of attaining, eh Ron?

Dream on... :evil4:

a position nobody should aspire to, but rather you than me.

Content to remain an ass-pimple then? :lol:

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last of my Christmas decorations for your sheds...

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ah it is good to see the shed being put to its proper use. :thumb:

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Is that the Vatican Shed then?

Snorri xxx

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this concludes the current season of rural aussie sheds.

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Is there a Season 2 in the pipeline for the New Year, Ron?

Snorri xxx

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Snorrimon wrote: Is there a Season 2 in the pipeline for the New Year, Ron?

Snorri xxx

I'll see what i can do on my Holidays.

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are these sheds all non smoking ? bahhhh fucking humbug :nod:

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and - i dont understand :confused2:

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Merry Shedmas :xmas:

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Evening Mike!

Hope everyone has an awesome New Year!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

hope you all get everything you wish for and more :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

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[orange]State of Love and Trust[orange] wrote:

I'm starting off the new year as a woman

Quite a bold step, Mr. Hook. :evil4:

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

[orange]State of Love and Trust[orange] wrote:

I'm starting off the new year as a woman

Quite a bold step, Mr. Hook. :evil4:

oi!! :angry:

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[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

[orange]State of Love and Trust[orange] wrote:

I'm starting off the new year as a woman

Quite a bold step, Mr. Hook. :evil4:

oi!! :angry:

:p

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Howdy sheds. Nooligan's back.

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some sheds i saw on my travels.

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erm...not entirely sure that a submarine qualifies as a shed...does it???

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Someone really oughta tell the Aussies that submarines work better in the water.

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Someone really oughta tell the Aussies that submarines work better in the water.

i will inform the admiral as soon as i get back to work. lol

i do work for the navy you know.

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Welcome back Ron. Hope you had a happy Shedmas. :)

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Barnette wrote: Welcome back Ron. Hope you had a happy Shedmas. :)

It was shedtastic.

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:shrug:

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i had this happen in the car today.

i have never seen anything like it. even mythbusters had problems with this.

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Morning Digi :)

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: :abovelol: What the Fcuk happened Dude ?

it just exploded. i heard only a big bang. it wasn't even hot then. luckily it happened in a plastic bag, so no real damage done.

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I had a bottle of orange juice explode once... was near the window on a hot day...bloody sticky mess everywhere... never known a can explode though...were you driving at the time? maybe it bashed into something?:shrug:

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Minx wrote: I had a bottle of orange juice explode once... was near the window on a hot day...bloody sticky mess everywhere... never known a can explode though...were you driving at the time? maybe it bashed into something?:shrug:

i was indeed driving at the time. it was just lying on the rear car floor, perhaps rolling around a little.

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This not sleeping thing is not fun.... and it's MORNING now... Where is EVERYone???

someone amuse me...PLEASE

There must be a monkey boy around who will dance for me....DANCE monkey boy DANCE!

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Minx wrote: This not sleeping thing is not fun....

Here's a tip, take it or leave it as you please...

No late night TV, no late night computer, no late night music...

Take a hot shower, get into bed, enjoy a cup of warm milk (with vanilla) and read a good book (lights out, use a reading light). You'll soon enough fall asleep.

:nono: But avoid the page turners, or you'll be up reading all night.

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Minx wrote: This not sleeping thing is not fun....

Here's a tip, take it or leave it as you please...

No late night TV, no late night computer, no late night music...

Take a hot shower, get into bed, enjoy a cup of warm milk (with vanilla) and read a good book (lights out, use a reading light). You'll soon enough fall asleep.

:nono: But avoid the page turners, or you'll be up reading all night.

Christ, that sounds boring as hell.

Minx; get on your computer, get some weirdy thingy going on screen, put your headphones on as loud as possible so as not to upset the neighbours................be a little choosy on the music you play...........works everytime. You'll wake up on your swivelling office chair 5.30am sharp......only thing is, you will have neckache all day.:shrug:

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Kath wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Minx wrote: This not sleeping thing is not fun....

Here's a tip, take it or leave it as you please...

No late night TV, no late night computer, no late night music...

Take a hot shower, get into bed, enjoy a cup of warm milk (with vanilla) and read a good book (lights out, use a reading light). You'll soon enough fall asleep.

:nono: But avoid the page turners, or you'll be up reading all night.

Christ, that sounds boring as hell.

The idea is to avoid stimulation. Of course, self-stimulation can also lead to sleep.....

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...they say. :uhoh:

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Kath wrote:

14 K wrote: If this works. Building anything usually means a good time.

Easy as laying concrete eh? Trouble is............I'm not. Just a pain in the arse usually.

The youTube clip wasn't yours was it. Ace, then sorry.

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Minx wrote: This not sleeping thing is not fun.... and it's MORNING now... Where is EVERYone???

someone amuse me...PLEASE

There must be a monkey boy around who will dance for me....DANCE monkey boy DANCE!

sorry...I was busy SLEEPING at this time....

a shit load of vodka will do that...at least it does it to ME!!!!

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ah gidday to ya. must be almost time time to head out for saturday night.

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umm...not really

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Thanks for all the sleep tips:thumb: ..... Luckily enough I fell asleep on the sofa early last night and had around 10 hours snooze :)

I am however a little freaked by the fact that the curly haired midget in celeb big brother stole my 'dance monkey boy...dance' phrase:nonono:

Maybe they have access to the Shed??? :eek:

be warned B list celebs may be watching you!

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must be shed time. :sleep:

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hey Mike. That is a neighbour of mine. It is a bit different to his usual chrissie decorations.

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I dunno, those arms sitting at the front like that, I keep thinking it's gonna try to take over the Earth and require intervention from my namesake.

:lol: "Bruce, you better not be buying more beer you dingofucker" "awww shaddup sheila, I need 6 more GOLD ones for the feet, you wouldn't want it to look silly now would ya"

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Classic advertisement campaigns Number 1:

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Speaking of adverts,look what I've just bought Julie on E-Bay......

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MONTY The Merciless wrote: Speaking of adverts,look what I've just bought Julie on E-Bay......

She's a very lucky gal Who needs diamonds when you can have a wind up toy:laugh:

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Burt Reynolds wrote: Classic advertisement campaigns Number 1:

Fixed....that's my good deed for the day

:p

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Minx... you are famtastic....:thumb:

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Burt Reynolds wrote: Minx... you are famtastic....:thumb:

Famtastic:nono:

www.famtastic.org:eek3: :nonono:

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hey...what's wrong with

Volunteer Fueled - where everyone can participate and get connected

sounds like a big love in if you ask me?!?!?!

:scratch:

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That's why we DON'T ask you:evil4:

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oh...I beg your pardon...

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: oh...I beg your pardon...

:scream: I said....That's why we DON'T ask you

Bless :p

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:abovelol:

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MONTY The Merciless wrote: Speaking of adverts,look what I've just bought Julie on E-Bay......

it looks like elle and the other one from elbow album :evil4:

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these two guys are so amazing on guitar :bow: :bow:

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Crikey.

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From a band called Dragonforce.

Admittedly, not everyone's cup of tea, but I think they are absolutely amazing musicians, and even if you don't like the music, surely you can't deny that.

That's the whole song.

The guitarists are :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: !

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:shrug:

All flash, no style....

Yes, they have talent, I agree, but still.

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Dragonforce. Apt name for a bunch of cartoons.

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post the video of you playing that solo then :nod:

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guitar wankery does not good music make. the history of metal has taught us this.

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:evil4:

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:bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

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i'll be up for another 3 hours, but knowing my luck it will be at 6 am my time.

what time were were you thinking of?

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i'll be in shed.

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Anyone up for a shed game later?

:nod:

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: 1pm

So where is it then big boy?

Hurry up, or i'll post every known Cure youtube link and live BM performance.

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ah well back to shed then.

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no shed game happen then?

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Apologies, was decorating and forgot :crazy:

Normal service will be resumed soon :thumb:

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second fire alarm here today. me thinks somebody doesn't want to be at work. :lol:

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Anyone up for a shed game later?

sounds good to me :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: how about a friday night special??????

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ah good to be back.

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Australia Day is coming up.

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Its Sunday Here .... Do I win £40....??????

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REN wrote: Its Sunday Here .... Do I win £40....??????

sunday here too, well for another hour anyway.

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Forget Halley's Comet, this is Comet McNaught, the brightest comet seen from Earth in more than 40 years.

i stole this one, but this is what it really looks like. my camera isn't good enough.

what a great nightly show.

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one last comet pic. this is really outstanding. the comet over central canberra.

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nice pics :thumb:

Class. :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow: :bow:

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THE SKY AT NIGHT with RON.Whatever NEXT.Evening ALL.Morning RON.:hat:

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hey dudes. long weekend coming up. what could be better. :)

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NOOLigan wrote: hey dudes. long weekend coming up. what could be better. :)

MINE-been outta work 5 weeks and got at least another MONTH before i EVEN attempt to look for ANOTHER JOB!:laugh:

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Jesus, so the Shed managed to withstand the high winds then... Very impressive... And to think folks said the Shedfolk had no 'substance'... :evil4:

Snorri xxx

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Where have YOU been SNORRI.I did send out a search PARTY. SCATTER:laugh:

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Ibiza, Majorca & Benidorm too, I searched all those places, but couldn't find you... No wonder - I've been hibernating... :nod: In a box stuffed with newspaper in the shed... But it's been so cold the last few days, I've had to be moved back inside... Good to be back... Wot's all this 'my friends' nonsense on folk's profiles? I thought we already had a feature to determine how many friends people had - the higher the post count, the fewer friends! :evil4: Anyone want to be my friend? :)

Snorri xxx

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freakin something that comet is impressive. i just went outside to take another look.

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9 pages in,i still dont know what this is about? :scratch:

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Steve One wrote: 9 pages in,i still dont know what this is about? :scratch:

neither do they. that's why they're in the Shed. with a strong padlock

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Steve One wrote: 9 pages in,i still dont know what this is about? :scratch:

Neither do WE but it makes RON happy.And ME!:D

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Top 5 ways to break into the shed?

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  1. Shave your head, don a hawaiian shirt and some purple doc martens and pose as Rocket
  2. Hack your way in with an axe
  3. Hold Minx at knifepoint outside the door
  4. Wave a can of petrol in one hand and a box of matches in the other
  5. Try the door, they've probably forgotten to bolt it

:crazy:

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Steve One wrote: Top 5 ways to break into the shed?

5 ways to break out would be nice... :nod:

Snorri xxx

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Snorrimon wrote:

Steve One wrote: Top 5 ways to break into the shed?

5 ways to break out would be nice... :nod:

Snorri xxx

There is ONLY one WAY out!:lol: :wink:

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ROCKET MICK wrote:

Snorrimon wrote:

Steve One wrote: Top 5 ways to break into the shed?

5 ways to break out would be nice... :nod:

Snorri xxx

There is ONLY one WAY out!:lol: :wink:

I know... Smuggled out under Digi's Pothead Pixie hat... :laugh:

Snorri xxx

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Just had shed loads to do :D

Got engaged, looking for new job, work, etc. Seems like ages but in reality it was only 4 weeks... :shrug:

Snorri xxx

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CONGRATS Dave but i thought you had been KIDNAPPED.

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Cheers :thumb:

Top 5 Shed threads, anyone? :evil4:

Snorri xxx

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Congrats Dave. Good Luck!!!

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OI oi Snorri!..

I thought you told everyone you was married.

Guess it was just to stave off all those wanton Barneys Angels.:laugh:

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what's that above? :scratch:

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J.A.K wrote: what's that above? :scratch:

Ron's shed burning down ......done by his irate neighbours for scaring their kids! :lol:

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australia day fireworks. lol

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Van Gogh liked sheds

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what is this place? Shed? :scratch:

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Sausage ears wrote: what is this place? Shed? :scratch:

Don't tell porkies, Sausage ears .You know the score really

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Johnny wrote:

Sausage ears wrote: what is this place? Shed? :scratch:

Don't tell porkies, Sausage ears .You know the score really

he's bee found out. (again)

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:abovelol: Ron that's classic:thumb:

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Burt Reynolds wrote: OI oi Snorri!..

I thought you told everyone you was married.

Guess it was just to stave off all those wanton Barneys Angels.:laugh:

:evil4:

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I'm heading to Wembley Arena to see:

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i think i'll be going to that as well

the night after pearl jam :hat:

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Minx wrote:

Nice laminate flooring there

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got my pearl jam tickets :clap: :clap: :clap: :D :bow:

the whole standing area is reserved at the moment for the fanclub :eek: :eek: :hat: :hat: :clap: that would be IMMENSE :shades:

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Shit Happens 'Ere Daily? :shrug:

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Parlay this, you botulists!

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[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: :clap: :clap: :thumb:

you're right. DNE is an ace. Quite a bit of new NO things listed this last while. Lots from Belgium '85. Leuven ThievesLU is one. Though, can't get the link to work right now :-/

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WTF is this place??LOL

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Cambo, Hillage is interviewed in this month's Classic Rock magazine.

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i hope you have no infected hungarian turkeys in your sheds folks :bow:

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Eva Mendes wrote: WTF is this place??LOL

Good question.

I doubt that it has an answer though... :)

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The shed has its moments. :)

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first time in a LONG while and i am OUT early SATURDAY morning so my guess NOW is MRS DIGGY covered in LOTs of BROWN SAUCE!:lol: Or BLUE MONDAY in a WEDDING CAKE. MAYA's OLD PASSPORT Ron's ALARM clock TWATTO Monty's new bird CAMBO's medical firstaid kit MISS JEMMY's old job Rocket Mick's WORK boots(unused) REN and last but not least a TESCO card(53 POINTS):scratch: Have i won £40

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a shed game. :clap:

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MORNING RON:thumb:

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hey Rocketeer. Nooligan's at work now and all our systems are stuffed again. Ah well I'm used to it.

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ROCKET MICK wrote:

Monty's new bird

:eek:

Does Julie know????

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ROCKET MICK wrote: first time in a LONG while and i am OUT early SATURDAY morning so my guess NOW is MRS DIGGY covered in LOTs of BROWN SAUCE!:lol: Or BLUE MONDAY in a WEDDING CAKE. MAYA's OLD PASSPORT Ron's ALARM clock TWATTO Monty's new bird CAMBO's medical firstaid kit MISS JEMMY's old job Rocket Mick's WORK boots(unused) REN and last but not least a TESCO card(53 POINTS):scratch: Have i won £40

sorry RoCket youVE Not WoN £40.00 caUse iTs gOiNg to BE a Hawaiian sHiRt

:thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

hope your well all the best Ren....

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As there is a shed game saturday, do we have a list of the top scorers ???:scratch: thats in winning the shed games... not seeing your local dealer and comming away with a load of chemicals !!!!!

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NO

*the list is in Belgrade

:hat:

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Then get it mailed over, come on ! we have Shed Games to play !

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Then get it mailed over, come on ! we have Shed Games to play !

it'll be posted in one of the old sheds. have a search. I know. I'm not going to do that either.

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NOOLigan wrote:

it'll be posted in one of the old sheds. have a search.

too fuckin' right

:evil4:

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:\pissedoff::cry:...im going to miss the first shed game in a life time :banghead: :banghead: ...ive got to go to work...:thumbdown: the first saturday ive had to work in months ....:nonono:

well here goes

• Hawaiian shirt • Digi Mike naked with David Gahan :rofl: • A burning copy of Blue Monday :evil4: • Mrs digi’s breasts :spit::evil4:

Have a good one folks Ren

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Ohhhh shed game postponed til Sunday morning:clap:

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a shed game Monday night my time after Top Gear, I'll be there. :)

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hmmm...looks like another one that I'll miss...

I love the time differences...

fuck me I am just a moany little bitch today...

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: hmmm...looks like another one that I'll miss...

I love the time differences...

fuck me I am just a moany little bitch today...

That is only 4 am your time. sacrifices need to be made. :deal:

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erm, Ronno...that will only be a couple of hours after I have finished drinking for the minute...

so how the hell am I supposed to wake up for this???

and if you suggest an alarm clock, well, me and you are gonna duke it out!

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nice one. :lol: have fun :beer: .

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morning ALL:thumb:

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Morning Mick:hi:

nearly time for some shed antics

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That'll be the day.......:D

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All good clean fun type antics of course

At least while it's still before this....

:p

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AND YOU,Forgotten?:laugh:

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:thumb: morning all :thumb:

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Morning REN..........just going for a SHOWER cos MIKE is locked in his CLOSET.Come out MIKE?:laugh:

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Morning RoCKet:thumb:

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ROCKET MICK wrote: AND YOU,Forgotten?:laugh:

:\oops: :laugh: :blush:

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Minx wrote:

ROCKET MICK wrote: AND YOU,Forgotten?:laugh:

:\oops: :laugh: :blush:

snorrie?

btw is this game on anytime soon, otherwise i may as well go to shed.

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:abovelol: :abovelol: :abovelol:

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Evening RON-no sign of MIKE!:shrug: Probably mowing his carpet!

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Well at least 4 turned up for a NO SHOW.More than some JOY DIVISION gigs.:evil4:

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ROCKET MICK wrote: Evening RON-no sign of MIKE!:shrug: Probably mowing his carpet!

Moring Rocket. Give him a ring then.

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are we sure that its uk time and this Sunday?????:shrug: :scratch:

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:clap: :clap: :clap: :crazy: :bow: :bow: :nod: :thumb:

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Morning People

Gae Starts at 10:30am

:thumb:

They'll be no Gaes in this SHED! THIS IS A LOCAL SHED for normal PEOPLE MICKEY LOVE:nod: :laugh:

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NOOLigan wrote:

snorrie?

snorrie on a night out????:eek3:

:uhoh:

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Its never like this on Family Fortunes !!!

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Morning People

Gae Starts at 10:30am

:thumb:

Morning shedmiester

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Minx wrote:

NOOLigan wrote:

snorrie?

snorrie on a night out????:eek3:

:uhoh:

FANTASTIC!!! whens the next night out???

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:eek:

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well you'd better hurry. we've been having thunderstroms all day and another one is just starting, so my interweb may drop out anytime soon. ah fook it think it just went again.

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Minx wrote: :eek:

minx and friend?

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