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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

hope you all get everything you wish for and more :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

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[orange]State of Love and Trust[orange] wrote:

I'm starting off the new year as a woman

Quite a bold step, Mr. Hook. :evil4:

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His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

[orange]State of Love and Trust[orange] wrote:

I'm starting off the new year as a woman

Quite a bold step, Mr. Hook. :evil4:

oi!! :angry:

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[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

[orange]State of Love and Trust[orange] wrote:

I'm starting off the new year as a woman

Quite a bold step, Mr. Hook. :evil4:

oi!! :angry:

:p

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Howdy sheds. Nooligan's back.

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some sheds i saw on my travels.

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erm...not entirely sure that a submarine qualifies as a shed...does it???

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Someone really oughta tell the Aussies that submarines work better in the water.

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Someone really oughta tell the Aussies that submarines work better in the water.

i will inform the admiral as soon as i get back to work. lol

i do work for the navy you know.

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Welcome back Ron. Hope you had a happy Shedmas. :)

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Barnette wrote: Welcome back Ron. Hope you had a happy Shedmas. :)

It was shedtastic.

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:shrug:

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i had this happen in the car today.

i have never seen anything like it. even mythbusters had problems with this.

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Morning Digi :)

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Digi Mike Binoche wrote: :abovelol: What the Fcuk happened Dude ?

it just exploded. i heard only a big bang. it wasn't even hot then. luckily it happened in a plastic bag, so no real damage done.

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I had a bottle of orange juice explode once... was near the window on a hot day...bloody sticky mess everywhere... never known a can explode though...were you driving at the time? maybe it bashed into something?:shrug:

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Minx wrote: I had a bottle of orange juice explode once... was near the window on a hot day...bloody sticky mess everywhere... never known a can explode though...were you driving at the time? maybe it bashed into something?:shrug:

i was indeed driving at the time. it was just lying on the rear car floor, perhaps rolling around a little.

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This not sleeping thing is not fun.... and it's MORNING now... Where is EVERYone???

someone amuse me...PLEASE

There must be a monkey boy around who will dance for me....DANCE monkey boy DANCE!

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Minx wrote: This not sleeping thing is not fun....

Here's a tip, take it or leave it as you please...

No late night TV, no late night computer, no late night music...

Take a hot shower, get into bed, enjoy a cup of warm milk (with vanilla) and read a good book (lights out, use a reading light). You'll soon enough fall asleep.

:nono: But avoid the page turners, or you'll be up reading all night.

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Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Minx wrote: This not sleeping thing is not fun....

Here's a tip, take it or leave it as you please...

No late night TV, no late night computer, no late night music...

Take a hot shower, get into bed, enjoy a cup of warm milk (with vanilla) and read a good book (lights out, use a reading light). You'll soon enough fall asleep.

:nono: But avoid the page turners, or you'll be up reading all night.

Christ, that sounds boring as hell.

Minx; get on your computer, get some weirdy thingy going on screen, put your headphones on as loud as possible so as not to upset the neighbours................be a little choosy on the music you play...........works everytime. You'll wake up on your swivelling office chair 5.30am sharp......only thing is, you will have neckache all day.:shrug:

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Kath wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Minx wrote: This not sleeping thing is not fun....

Here's a tip, take it or leave it as you please...

No late night TV, no late night computer, no late night music...

Take a hot shower, get into bed, enjoy a cup of warm milk (with vanilla) and read a good book (lights out, use a reading light). You'll soon enough fall asleep.

:nono: But avoid the page turners, or you'll be up reading all night.

Christ, that sounds boring as hell.

The idea is to avoid stimulation. Of course, self-stimulation can also lead to sleep.....

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...they say. :uhoh:

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Kath wrote:

14 K wrote: If this works. Building anything usually means a good time.

Easy as laying concrete eh? Trouble is............I'm not. Just a pain in the arse usually.

The youTube clip wasn't yours was it. Ace, then sorry.

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Minx wrote: This not sleeping thing is not fun.... and it's MORNING now... Where is EVERYone???

someone amuse me...PLEASE

There must be a monkey boy around who will dance for me....DANCE monkey boy DANCE!

sorry...I was busy SLEEPING at this time....

a shit load of vodka will do that...at least it does it to ME!!!!

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ah gidday to ya. must be almost time time to head out for saturday night.

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