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Thanks for all the sleep tips
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Luckily enough I fell asleep on the sofa early last night and had around 10 hours snooze :)
I am however a little freaked by the fact that the curly haired midget in celeb big brother stole my 'dance monkey boy...dance' phrase
Maybe they have access to the Shed??? 
be warned B list celebs may be watching you!
hey Mike. That is a neighbour of mine. It is a bit different to his usual chrissie decorations.
I dunno, those arms sitting at the front like that, I keep thinking it's gonna try to take over the Earth and require intervention from my namesake.
"Bruce, you better not be buying more beer you dingofucker"
"awww shaddup sheila, I need 6 more GOLD ones for the feet, you wouldn't want it to look silly now would ya"
MONTY The Merciless wrote: Speaking of adverts,look what I've just bought Julie on E-Bay......
She's a very lucky gal
Who needs diamonds when you can have a wind up toy
Burt Reynolds wrote: Classic advertisement campaigns Number 1:
Fixed....that's my good deed for the day
:p
hey...what's wrong with
Volunteer Fueled - where everyone can participate and get connected
sounds like a big love in if you ask me?!?!?!
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: oh...I beg your pardon...
I said....That's why we DON'T ask you
Bless :p
MONTY The Merciless wrote: Speaking of adverts,look what I've just bought Julie on E-Bay......
it looks like elle and the other one from elbow album 
From a band called Dragonforce.
Admittedly, not everyone's cup of tea, but I think they are absolutely amazing musicians, and even if you don't like the music, surely you can't deny that.
That's the whole song.
The guitarists are !
