so... who's your nool crush? ;) — Forum Archive

12 Dec 2006, 20:26

keeping in the theme of these stupid threads--and one that might stir shit

12 Dec 2006, 20:31

Ness Order- Anyone who disagrees needs an optician!

12 Dec 2006, 22:25

Doctor? of course. :wink:

12 Dec 2006, 23:02

Since you started it... who's YOURS ChrissMari??? HMM???

12 Dec 2006, 23:18

Well don't we all have a soft spot for Missy Jem?

My other fave Noolette's gone and got married :D

Having said that, both those ladies are in my affections for no reason beyond the bare fact that they make me nearly pass out with laughter.

Mind you, that CM chick would SO get a good seeing to (since that's about her wavelength :D , I bet she's REALLY dirty too :nod:

12 Dec 2006, 23:28

Doctor? wrote: Well don't we all have a soft spot for Missy Jem?

My other fave Noolette's gone and got married :D

Having said that, both those ladies are in my affections for no reason beyond the bare fact that they make me nearly pass out with laughter.

Mind you, that CM chick would SO get a good seeing to (since that's about her wavelength :D , I bet she's REALLY dirty too

Bloody hell Cambo they are my crushes aswell!!! And for the same reasons...Them being funny(for lasses),except I would'nt want a dose from CM, so no bonking! :laugh:

12 Dec 2006, 23:32

And there's me thinking you were Lacey's Bo, ah well.

12 Dec 2006, 23:39

Well, like Cambo and Michael...I've got a wee bit of a soft spot for Jems...she is absolutely the funniest female I've ever been around...she would probably be able to make death fun...

Maya and I used to chat on MSN quite a bit before I moved down here, and now I just ain't arsed to get on that thing anymore...

and Minxie has become my good friend in the NOOL chatroom....

Controversial enough for any of you?!?!?!

12 Dec 2006, 23:42

Doctor? wrote: And there's me thinking you were Lacey's Bo, ah well.

It was just sex with Lacy! :shrug:

13 Dec 2006, 00:52

Fradders... :love2:

13 Dec 2006, 00:59

So lovely, Robbie Williams wrote a song about her! :nod:

Well, plurals of her. :uhoh:

13 Dec 2006, 01:06

oh fuck me...how did I forget Shuggy bear???

13 Dec 2006, 01:14

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Fradders...

Nool crush,not" who's stool would you crush?"

Same goes for you Jeffery :brow: :laugh:

13 Dec 2006, 01:14

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote: keeping in the theme of these stupid threads--and one that might stir shit

new thread:

"so...could you kill your first NOOL crush?"

13 Dec 2006, 01:15

Boatraceface wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Fradders...

Nool crush,not" who's stool would you crush?"

Same goes for you Jeffery

No, no, no. You've painted me all wrong.

I'm a bottom.

13 Dec 2006, 01:33

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Fradders...

Nool crush,not" who's stool would you crush?"

Same goes for you Jeffery

No, no, no. You've painted me all wrong.

I'm a bottom.

I've seen murder on the dancefloor....but that, by the same token must be murder on the bumhole... :eek3:

13 Dec 2006, 01:36

Boatraceface wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: Fradders...

Nool crush,not" who's stool would you crush?"

Same goes for you Jeffery

No, no, no. You've painted me all wrong.

I'm a bottom.

I've seen murder on the dancefloor....but that, by the same token must be murder on the bumhole...

is there a bumgape :confused2:

13 Dec 2006, 01:39

Trust you to lower the tone Ron. :laugh:

13 Dec 2006, 01:42

Boatraceface wrote: Trust you to lower the tone Ron.

glad to be of service. :lol:

13 Dec 2006, 01:54

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote: keeping in the theme of these stupid threads--and one that might stir shit

new thread:

"so...could you kill your first NOOL crush?"

A warped offshoot of that could be "So... could you crush your first NOOL stool?"

People here are mentalists.

13 Dec 2006, 03:02

El Jarvo wrote: So lovely, Robbie Williams wrote a song about her!

Well, plurals of her.

He did indeed. Or at least sang it. Have to agree, though there is another (who might not actually be a member yet, I don't know) who would also be in the frame.

13 Dec 2006, 03:05

El Jarvo wrote: So lovely, Robbie Williams wrote a song about her!

Well, plurals of her.

Guy Chambers wrote it apparently..

13 Dec 2006, 03:45

Mr disco 99 wrote: Since you started it... who's YOURS ChrissMari??? HMM???

;) ;) Whoever wants me...I'm easy that way

and Monty :love2: and Colin (after I found out who he was named after !!!)

ETA: I forgot I'm currently taking applications for ahem openings in both of the following positions

13 Dec 2006, 03:50

Boatraceface wrote:

Doctor? wrote: Well don't we all have a soft spot for Missy Jem?

My other fave Noolette's gone and got married :D

Having said that, both those ladies are in my affections for no reason beyond the bare fact that they make me nearly pass out with laughter.

Mind you, that CM chick would SO get a good seeing to (since that's about her wavelength :D , I bet she's REALLY dirty too

Bloody hell Cambo they are my crushes aswell!!! And for the same reasons...Them being funny(for lasses),except I would'nt want a dose from CM, so no bonking!

pah! you'd be missing the best part!! though I guess I can just snuggle :nod:

13 Dec 2006, 04:02

I'll let him know if you were any good ( and if you're as filthy as you seem :D )

13 Dec 2006, 04:04

Doctor? wrote: I'll let him know if you were any good ( and if you're as filthy as you seem :D )

I'm sure some other Noolers will be happy to provide references as well. Glad to have you onboard

Mind you...you're orange..can you handle "our" particular brand of dirty?? it's not all knee socks plaid skirts and habits you know!

13 Dec 2006, 04:06

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

Doctor? wrote: I'll let him know if you were any good ( and if you're as filthy as you seem :D )

I'm sure some other Noolers will be happy to provide references as well. Glad to have you onboard

Mind you...you're orange..can you handle "our" particular brand of dirty?? it's not all knee socks plaid skirts and habits you know!

All the better, corrupting the evil papists is every hun boy's dream :D

If SNSS tour the USA, you can be tour bike if you like.

13 Dec 2006, 05:20

Boatraceface wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: So lovely, Robbie Williams wrote a song about her!

Well, plurals of her.

Guy Chambers wrote it apparently..

Alright gents, I get the point. I wasn't thinking of serenading the girl or owt! :evil4:

13 Dec 2006, 05:20

Having never met any of you,i'd say i haven't ever had one. Although if you look through the members profiles...

:lol:

13 Dec 2006, 05:42

OOooh, there are quite a few to choose from!! :nod:

Don't want to embarass anyone, they probably know who they are - I'm not very discreet after a sweet sherry or two!

13 Dec 2006, 06:53

steveone wrote: Having never met any of you,i'd say i haven't ever had one.

That doesn't stop many of the people here having fully fledged relationships!!! :uhoh: :nod:

13 Dec 2006, 06:55

El Jarvo wrote:

steveone wrote: Having never met any of you,i'd say i haven't ever had one.

That doesn't stop many of the people here having fully fledged relationships!!!

Are they're any NOOL couples who haven't consumated their net relationship in person yet?

Enquiring minds need to know!

13 Dec 2006, 06:56

Ness Order wrote: OOooh, there are quite a few to choose from!!

Don't want to embarass anyone, they probably know who they are - I'm not very discreet after a sweet sherry or two!

whoa.. You are indeed classy

it only takes me a couple voddy oranges and a half a joint before I start spilling. I guess it's better than a half a lager or something...

13 Dec 2006, 08:10

Ness Order wrote: OOooh, there are quite a few to choose from!!

Don't want to embarass anyone, they probably know who they are - I'm not very discreet after a sweet sherry or two!

Hi there. Yes, you. :shades:

I'm not very discreet at all.

13 Dec 2006, 08:11

El Jarvo wrote:

steveone wrote: Having never met any of you,i'd say i haven't ever had one.

That doesn't stop many of the people here having fully fledged relationships!!!

:laugh:

I don't have any crushes on Noolers... I was too focused on Bernard to take notice when I met a bunch of you in Blackpool :blush:

and the only other Nooler I met was Jonathan :nonono: :evil4: (Although they do say you never forget your first lol)

13 Dec 2006, 08:28

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

Mr disco 99 wrote: Since you started it... who's YOURS ChrissMari??? HMM???

;) ;) Whoever wants me...I'm easy that way

and Monty and Colin (after I found out who he was named after !!!)

ETA: I forgot I'm currently taking applications for ahem openings in both of the following positions

Application submitted.

Let me know if there's any position you'd like me to fill. ;)

13 Dec 2006, 08:36

Minx wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

steveone wrote: Having never met any of you,i'd say i haven't ever had one.

That doesn't stop many of the people here having fully fledged relationships!!!

I don't have any crushes on Noolers... I was too focused on Bernard to take notice when I met a bunch of you in Blackpool

and the only other Nooler I met was Jonathan (Although they do say you never forget your first lol)

:scratch: :rolleyes:

13 Dec 2006, 08:51

Mr disco 99 wrote:

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

Mr disco 99 wrote: Since you started it... who's YOURS ChrissMari??? HMM???

;) ;) Whoever wants me...I'm easy that way

and Monty and Colin (after I found out who he was named after !!!)

ETA: I forgot I'm currently taking applications for ahem openings in both of the following positions

Application submitted.

Let me know if there's any position you'd like me to fill. ;)

No one wants to be my ninja---but I've gotten like 9 applications for the other position from NOOLers :(

I NEED A NINJA TOOO!!

13 Dec 2006, 09:20

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote: No one wants to be my ninja---but I've gotten like 9 applications for the other position from NOOLers :(

I NEED A NINJA TOOO!!

Well, seeing as I don't have a martial art, I figured I'm probably underqualified. Anyway, I'm a lover not a fighter.

13 Dec 2006, 10:07

i'm not saying. but he's no dog, that's for sure!

13 Dec 2006, 10:36

AgentWood wrote: i'm not saying. but he's no dog, that's for sure!

So you aren't saying that it's ally???

I get so fucking confused!!!

13 Dec 2006, 11:14

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

Mr disco 99 wrote:

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

Mr disco 99 wrote: Since you started it... who's YOURS ChrissMari??? HMM???

;) ;) Whoever wants me...I'm easy that way

and Monty and Colin (after I found out who he was named after !!!)

ETA: I forgot I'm currently taking applications for ahem openings in both of the following positions

Application submitted.

Let me know if there's any position you'd like me to fill. ;)

No one wants to be my ninja---but I've gotten like 9 applications for the other position from NOOLers :(

I NEED A NINJA TOOO!!

DID YOU SAY NINJA?

13 Dec 2006, 11:51

OMG.....

13 Dec 2006, 14:15

Oh boy... how to answer this without looking stupid... :scratch:

Well, there aren't THAT many women going to gigs it seems, so I'll name only people I actually met.

*crush* would be a pretty huge word though.

But if I had to name one, I'd say Tracey in the USA...

I haven't met April, so I can't say (like some others here hehe). Hororable mention to AgentWood, but we didn't chat much unfortunatly when we met, but from reading her online, she seems like somebody would would be interesting to have around ;)

And probably Jemma in the UK, those were probably the most frienly ones I've met.

Honorable mention to Ness obviously. But Jemma is charming and can make you feel at home in about 10 seconds...

Now, I know I won't make anybody's list, don't worry... I'm kind of shy in public until I get to know people a little more ;)

But I must say, we truly have some good looking people on this website ;)

But then again, crush...? we should start the Miss NOOL 2007 pagent soon I believe :p who's miss USA and miss UK :evil4:

13 Dec 2006, 14:17

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

Mr disco 99 wrote: Since you started it... who's YOURS ChrissMari??? HMM???

;) ;) Whoever wants me...I'm easy that way

Can't be that complicated.. you do look good! just have some weird ideas, like putting an avatar of Ian hanged when you registered :lol:

;)

13 Dec 2006, 15:20

Spotnick wrote:

But I must say, we truly have some good looking people on this website ;)

But then again, crush...? we should start the Miss NOOL 2007 pagent soon I believe :p who's miss USA and miss UK

YEA! This was mentioned a bit back.Can we have a MISS NOOL Calendar?

13 Dec 2006, 15:22

Spotnick wrote:

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

Mr disco 99 wrote: Since you started it... who's YOURS ChrissMari??? HMM???

;) ;) Whoever wants me...I'm easy that way

Can't be that complicated.. you do look good! just have some weird ideas, like putting an avatar of Ian hanged when you registered

;)

that was the second time around.. and it was lollllllzzz ;)

but thanks :) :) :)

13 Dec 2006, 15:24

Spotnick wrote:

I was there when that picture was taken!!

haha then I went in line..

Nicos I wonder if I met you without knowing it was you!

13 Dec 2006, 15:25

MONTY The Merciless wrote:

Spotnick wrote:

But I must say, we truly have some good looking people on this website ;)

But then again, crush...? we should start the Miss NOOL 2007 pagent soon I believe :p who's miss USA and miss UK

YEA! This was mentioned a bit back.Can we have a MISS NOOL Calendar?

only if there's a men of nool calender complete with a PICTURE of MICK topless

13 Dec 2006, 15:39

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

MONTY The Merciless wrote:

Spotnick wrote:

But I must say, we truly have some good looking people on this website ;)

But then again, crush...? we should start the Miss NOOL 2007 pagent soon I believe :p who's miss USA and miss UK

YEA! This was mentioned a bit back.Can we have a MISS NOOL Calendar?

only if there's a men of nool calender complete with a PICTURE of MICK topless

:laugh: Chrissy! I've got one of him doing a lapdance in Liverpool!!

13 Dec 2006, 16:36

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

AgentWood wrote: i'm not saying. but he's no dog, that's for sure!

So you aren't saying that it's ally???

I get so fucking confused!!!

:blush:

13 Dec 2006, 16:55

always liked chatting with Frootijen, here and on other places; a funny person with great taste, a lovely lady from here in the Northwest, I'm quite sure she's very happy being a mother these days. Hasn't posted in years, I think she had issues with Seb too, IIRC>

13 Dec 2006, 17:06

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

Mr disco 99 wrote: Since you started it... who's YOURS ChrissMari??? HMM???

;) ;) Whoever wants me...I'm easy that way

and Monty and Colin (after I found out who he was named after !!!)

ETA: I forgot I'm currently taking applications for ahem openings in both of the following positions

Why are "ninja" and "boyfriend" exclusive terms?

Someone could be a "ninja boyfriend" and then which button should they click on..?

:confused2:

13 Dec 2006, 17:15

MONTY The Merciless wrote:

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

MONTY The Merciless wrote:

Spotnick wrote:

But I must say, we truly have some good looking people on this website ;)

But then again, crush...? we should start the Miss NOOL 2007 pagent soon I believe :p who's miss USA and miss UK

YEA! This was mentioned a bit back.Can we have a MISS NOOL Calendar?

only if there's a men of nool calender complete with a PICTURE of MICK topless

Chrissy! I've got one of him doing a lapdance in Liverpool!!

lollers nice one!

13 Dec 2006, 19:16

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

I was there when that picture was taken!!

haha then I went in line..

Nicos I wonder if I met you without knowing it was you!

Well, I was taking that picture!

I was benched to the bar with a neworderonline.com t-shirt, hard to miss I can say. I was next to AgentWood at some point.

Here are some others:

Is that you on the left? If so, we did have a talk... and I clearly remember it... due to some Brits trying to get me drunk, at some point I might have met people I don't remember... like Mr Tarbox on my way to the bathroom.. there, but not with the others ;) Though that girl either lived or was from Canada, so that's why I wonder if it wasn't you. Picture is not clear enough to tell compared to your avatar, probably not, you look younger ;)

Myself and Miss Wood:

13 Dec 2006, 19:24

Shed Peel wrote:

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

Mr disco 99 wrote: Since you started it... who's YOURS ChrissMari??? HMM???

;) ;) Whoever wants me...I'm easy that way

and Monty and Colin (after I found out who he was named after !!!)

ETA: I forgot I'm currently taking applications for ahem openings in both of the following positions

Why are "ninja" and "boyfriend" exclusive terms?

Someone could be a "ninja boyfriend" and then which button should they click on..?

Well I think the reason no one is applying for Ninja is that she does not specify if that position comes with the same level of knicker access like the other one. Or maybe we're all lovers not fighters :lol:

Who the hell wants a ninja boyfriend...a guy that can get in and out without anyone noticing???????

13 Dec 2006, 19:56

Hmm, well, no one's said me as their crush yet...:(

Guess that rumor I tried to start about a certain part of my anatomy never quite got around :p

As for who I'm crushing on...I have a sweet spot for all the fine upstanding women of NOOL :nervous:

Agentwood has always been fun to chat with, ChrissMari strikes me as the feisty type (in and out of the bedroom :shades: ), Cozzie's more like a little sister than anything (from back when I tried to help her improve her image 'round here), and so on and so on. :nod:

Oh, who am I kidding...:sheepsmilie:

13 Dec 2006, 20:08

Taboo # 7 wrote: Hmm, well, no one's said me as their crush yet...:(

Oh, who am I kidding...:sheepsmilie:

do sheep post here? :lol:

13 Dec 2006, 20:09

Yes. :evil4:

13 Dec 2006, 22:08

Spotnick wrote: Is that you on the left? If so, we did have a talk... and I clearly remember it

Nah, that wasn't CM. That was a feisty Canadian called ... er, I've forgotten. Right result of a girl, she kept splashing rounds on her fella's credit card (think that's him in blue) and was really talkative. You can see the Engerlish contingent gravitating towards her - JG, me, Jake.

13 Dec 2006, 22:09

Spotnick wrote:

Is that you on the left? If so, we did have a talk... and I clearly remember it... due to some Brits trying to get me drunk, at some point I might have met people I don't remember...

Not me... I didn't talk to many people Americans and my english boy toy at the time... I know I suggested the place (I used to work in the building across the street) but then I got bored after a couple cocktails.

lolllers

13 Dec 2006, 22:10

El Jarvo wrote:

Spotnick wrote: Is that you on the left? If so, we did have a talk... and I clearly remember it

Nah, that wasn't CM. That was a feisty Canadian called ... er, I've forgotten. Right result of a girl, she kept splashing rounds on her fella's credit card (think that's him in blue) and was really talkative. You can see the Engerlish contingent gravitating towards her - JG, me, Jake.

hahah i *did* speak to you however Al...I'm realising it on seeing the picture

awww I thought I popped my NOOL Cherry in Liverpool :'(