How Many People Have You F###ed?

:D

Errrr.....Just for the record, I thought I was the first to vote (16-25) hence the above post. I aint the (2-5) voter!!!!!

Emasculated of Glasgee.

El Jarvo wrote:

GlasVegas wrote: Errrr.....Just for the record, I thought I was the first to vote (16-25) hence the above post. I aint the (2-5) voter!!!!!

Emasculated of Glasgee.

16-25? I meant 'ever', not 'exclusive age group'.

Are you coming to Belgrade?

Ha ha to the first one and more than likely to the second one. I couldn't reply to that email thread because my shitey webmail client has been playing up all day. I was after all the biggest Partizan Belgrade fan in Glasgow last night.

El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.

I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.

You have to be in the high numbers Mr Jarvis!

I have voted, but will only tell you face to face what category I'm in!!!

Ness Order wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.

I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.

You have to be in the high numbers Mr Jarvis!

I have voted, but will only tell you face to face what category I'm in!!!

If you've been monitoring the voting as closely as I have it's pretty easy to work out what category you're in . Who'd have thought it eh? And you seemed such a nice girl!

Defineate mabye to Belgrade. I've got a mad week in Vegas booked for January. Lets see how my luck holds out there before I commit to anything.

Getting the tickets yourself, lads?

Feel free to contact me if you need any help.

GlasVegas wrote:

Ness Order wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.

I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.

You have to be in the high numbers Mr Jarvis!

I have voted, but will only tell you face to face what category I'm in!!!

If you've been monitoring the voting as closely as I have it's pretty easy to work out what category you're in . Who'd have thought it eh? And you seemed such a nice girl!

Defineate mabye to Belgrade. I've got a mad week in Vegas booked for January. Lets see how my luck holds out there before I commit to anything.

Ooh, you are far too clever!! I prefer Jeff's assumption about me.

Just the 12,but scores of blowjobs on top :happytongue:

All before I was 19 I hasten to add.. I've been the model faithful partner to MRS BRF since those heady days

She's probably done half of Teesside behind my back though

How's the weather?

LE Roberts wrote: How's the weather?

Your married tho Le:\ohwell:

What's she like?

We are swingers by the way.....

Perhaps the family vacation to Disneyland next year should take a back seat.

We can meet halfway - how's Newfoundland in June?

i'm in the 6-10 category. pretty average for a girl, i'd say.

AgentWood wrote: i'm in the 6-10 category. pretty average for a girl, i'd say.

Not in Stoke, duck. Here you've usually had 6-10 before yer, well, 6-10.....

Doctor Clayhead wrote:

AgentWood wrote: i'm in the 6-10 category. pretty average for a girl, i'd say.

Not in Stoke, duck. Here you've usually had 6-10 before yer, well, 6-10.....

but you must remember, i come from the land of the puritans. they lock us up until we're 16.

AgentWood wrote: i'm in the 6-10 category. pretty average for a girl, i'd say.

Dunno,sounds pretty promiscious to me

Boatraceface wrote:

AgentWood wrote: i'm in the 6-10 category. pretty average for a girl, i'd say.

Dunno,sounds pretty promiscious to me

no double-standards, mr. face! ;)

Spotnick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

but you must remember, i come from the land of the puritans. they lock us up until we're 16.

Maybe, but this is still a LOT easier for a girl ;)

If you want to increase your numbers, you can say yes to any moron around, while guys will only shag himself doing that

i'm rather picky, however. no boils on faces or anything like that.

Spotnick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

but you must remember, i come from the land of the puritans. they lock us up until we're 16.

Maybe, but this is still a LOT easier for a girl ;)

If you want to increase your numbers, you can say yes to any moron around, while guys will only shag himself doing that

So true...Must of us men have to at least graft a little bit for our leg-over..It's simple for women...But as we all know,the social stigma hampers both sexes,directly and indirectly,respectivily..Nothing more natural than shaggin..But nobody wants to be with a so called slag perminantly..It's still a stigma,if still a lesser stigma than it once was...Just my view.

People should fuck.end of.

El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.

I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.

Back door and front?

You go first...

Sadly, I'm in the 6-10 category. Though I easily had the opportunity to more than triple that. I had something wrong with me when I was in my late teens and early twenties. I used to enjoy getting the females all hot and heavy, then kick 'em out of bed before we went all the way.

I look back now and would love to slap the sh** out of myself....

EdelBrock wrote: Sadly, I'm in the 6-10 category. Though I easily had the opportunity to more than triple that. I had something wrong with me when I was in my late teens and early twenties. I used to enjoy getting the females all hot and heavy, then kick 'em out of bed before we went all the way.

I look back now and would love to slap the sh** out of myself....

is it me or do you sound like a cock?

Its only a matter of time before someone starts a 'brownwings' thread...

Burt Reynolds wrote: Its only a matter of time before someone starts a 'brownwings' thread...

Trust you.................

Burt Reynolds wrote: Its only a matter of time before someone starts a 'brownwings' thread...

i actually don't know what that means..

Does everyone know there numbers off the top of their head???? I had to write a list....(no I did not run out of paper...nor the pen run out:p ) But as I'm the low end of my number category it's ok if I forgot anyone

Minx wrote: Does everyone know there numbers off the top of their head???? I had to write a list....(no I did not run out of paper...nor the pen run out:p ) But as I'm the low end of my number category it's ok if I forgot anyone

No i tried to count em a couple of years back, but some i just didnt want to remember. I can't even remember how many NO gigs I've been to either. Must be cos I'm middle-aged, apparently

I reckon its after 20 you start to lose count, or start to erase

ally wrote:

Craig W wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.

I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.

Back door and front?

You go first...

Never mind them, does going in the top window count?

Only if it is DOUBLE glazed!

Burt Reynolds wrote:

I reckon its after 20 you start to lose count, or start to erase

Must be different for girls.

ally wrote:

Craig W wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.

I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.

Back door and front?

You go first...

Never mind them, does going in the top window count?

Blow jobs shouldn't count

(I don't wanna increase my score)

Burt Reynolds wrote: Must be cos I'm middle-aged, apparently

True, seeing as how middle age begins at 30...

ROCKET MICK wrote:

Only if it is DOUBLE glazed!

But guys don't make passes at gals that wear glasses

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Must be cos I'm middle-aged, apparently

True, seeing as how middle age begins at 30...

lol here we go.. Hold on, I'll just get me reading glasses and slippers.. Text is too small...

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: Must be cos I'm middle-aged, apparently

True, seeing as how middle age begins at 30...

lol here we go.. Hold on, I'll just get me reading glasses and slippers.. Text is too small...

Take your time, grampy. Just don't let Rocket near when you're wearing your glasses...

Ok.. I'm back. Just had a bout of narcolepsy.

What were we talking about?

ally wrote:

Craig W wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.

I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.

Back door and front?

You go first...

Never mind them, does going in the top window count?

Only if they swallow.

ally wrote:

Craig W wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.

I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.

Back door and front?

You go first...

Never mind them, does going in the top window count?

i hadn't thought about that. if oral counts, it may change my category!

Minx wrote:

ally wrote:

Craig W wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.

I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.

Back door and front?

You go first...

Never mind them, does going in the top window count?

Blow jobs shouldn't count

(I don't wanna increase my score)

What about cunnilingus?

AgentWood wrote:

ally wrote:

Craig W wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.

I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.

Back door and front?

You go first...

Never mind them, does going in the top window count?

i hadn't thought about that. if oral counts, it may change my category!

And tit wanks?

I think I'd better quit whilst i'm ahead...

yeah.. and hand shandies

Burt Reynolds wrote: yeah.. and hand shandies

With or without the assistance of porn?

Craig W wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote: yeah.. and hand shandies

With or without the assistance of porn?

without of course.. that would be a Han Solo, and the poll would need to have the above figures with at least three '0's on the end.

Well, clearly the question implies insertion (or it's lesbian equivalent-- folk songs? ).

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Well, clearly the question implies insertion (or it's lesbian equivalent-- folk songs? ).

fair point. And it says 'people' too. I just looked.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Well, clearly the question implies insertion (or it's lesbian equivalent-- folk songs? ).

fair point. And it says 'people' too. I just looked.

All the NOOL necrophiliacs just stopped to think about that one....

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Well, clearly the question implies insertion (or it's lesbian equivalent-- folk songs? ).

fair point. And it says 'people' too. I just looked.

All the NOOL necrophiliacs just stopped to think about that one....

Yip. I noticed your delayed reply

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Well, clearly the question implies insertion (or it's lesbian equivalent-- folk songs? ).

fair point. And it says 'people' too. I just looked.

All the NOOL necrophiliacs just stopped to think about that one....

Yip. I noticed your delayed reply

I couldn't think of the word for necrophila.

Old age...

Spotnick wrote:

Craig W wrote:

And tit wanks?

I think I'd better quit whilst i'm ahead...

Do people actually REALLY do THAT?

It's not because porn is doing it that you should do it.

Two good things that just don't do anything for me in combination. Seemed odd to me when a hand can wank much better.

LE Roberts wrote:

Perhaps the family vacation to Disneyland next year should take a back seat.

We can meet halfway - how's Newfoundland in June?

Half way would be somewhere in the Atlantic..Dunno about you, but my cock & bollocks tend to shrink up in cold water...I'd never do my self justice. Would'nt wanna dissappoint the layydies :knight:

well this one got me thinking about a great lil song I know....

Poor Bunny

AgentWood wrote: i'm in the 6-10 category. pretty average for a girl, i'd say.

Maybe where you come from, but in the harsh notherthly cities of England, the average is much higher!

1

very lucky that my first girlfriend is the love of my life

been together 9 years now

:)

Boatraceface wrote:

Spotnick wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

but you must remember, i come from the land of the puritans. they lock us up until we're 16.

Maybe, but this is still a LOT easier for a girl ;)

If you want to increase your numbers, you can say yes to any moron around, while guys will only shag himself doing that

So true...Must of us men have to at least graft a little bit for our leg-over..It's simple for women...But as we all know,the social stigma hampers both sexes,directly and indirectly,respectivily..Nothing more natural than shaggin..But nobody wants to be with a so called slag perminantly..It's still a stigma,if still a lesser stigma than it once was...Just my view.

People should fuck.end of.

oh puhleeze my 11-15 has been hard work :(

it's not very simple... guys here at least want size 2 5'10" blondes.

if it were easy for girls there'd not be as many anorexics

Spotnick wrote:

Craig W wrote:

And tit wanks?

I think I'd better quit whilst i'm ahead...

Do people actually REALLY do THAT?

It's not because porn is doing it that you should do it.

....

what's wrong with it?

Ness Order wrote:

AgentWood wrote: i'm in the 6-10 category. pretty average for a girl, i'd say.

Maybe where you come from, but in the harsh notherthly cities of England, the average is much higher!

ok. average for puritanical america. we still hang people for being witches here, you know!

which is why all of mine, bar one, have been foreign.

does it count if you didn't know their names?

Major Tarantino wrote: 1

very lucky that my first girlfriend is the love of my life

been together 9 years now

:)

One night stands are just not right

If you only want to shag her once, she's a pig. If she only wants to shag you once, you were shite.

:p :p

Lots. An lots of ways too...