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Burt Reynolds wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Well, clearly the question implies insertion (or it's lesbian equivalent-- folk songs? ).
fair point. And it says 'people' too. I just looked.
All the NOOL necrophiliacs just stopped to think about that one....
Yip. I noticed your delayed reply
I couldn't think of the word for necrophila.
Old age... 
Craig W wrote:
And tit wanks?
I think I'd better quit whilst i'm ahead...
Do people actually REALLY do THAT? 
It's not because porn is doing it that you should do it.
Spotnick wrote:
Craig W wrote:
And tit wanks?
I think I'd better quit whilst i'm ahead...
Do people actually REALLY do THAT?
It's not because porn is doing it that you should do it.
Two good things that just don't do anything for me in combination. Seemed odd to me when a hand can wank much better.
LE Roberts wrote:
Perhaps the family vacation to Disneyland next year should take a back seat.
We can meet halfway - how's Newfoundland in June?
Half way would be somewhere in the Atlantic..Dunno about you, but my cock & bollocks tend to shrink up in cold water...I'd never do my self justice. Would'nt wanna dissappoint the layydies :knight:
AgentWood wrote: i'm in the 6-10 category. pretty average for a girl, i'd say.
Maybe where you come from, but in the harsh notherthly cities of England, the average is much higher!
Boatraceface wrote:
Spotnick wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
but you must remember, i come from the land of the puritans. they lock us up until we're 16.
Maybe, but this is still a LOT easier for a girl ;)
If you want to increase your numbers, you can say yes to any moron around, while guys will only shag himself doing that
So true...Must of us men have to at least graft a little bit for our leg-over..It's simple for women...But as we all know,the social stigma hampers both sexes,directly and indirectly,respectivily..Nothing more natural than shaggin..But nobody wants to be with a so called slag perminantly..It's still a stigma,if still a lesser stigma than it once was...Just my view.
People should fuck.end of.
oh puhleeze my 11-15 has been hard work :(
it's not very simple... guys here at least want size 2 5'10" blondes.
if it were easy for girls there'd not be as many anorexics
Spotnick wrote:
Craig W wrote:
And tit wanks?
I think I'd better quit whilst i'm ahead...
Do people actually REALLY do THAT?
It's not because porn is doing it that you should do it.
....
what's wrong with it?
Ness Order wrote:
AgentWood wrote: i'm in the 6-10 category. pretty average for a girl, i'd say.
Maybe where you come from, but in the harsh notherthly cities of England, the average is much higher!
ok. average for puritanical america. we still hang people for being witches here, you know!
which is why all of mine, bar one, have been foreign.
Major Tarantino wrote: 1
very lucky that my first girlfriend is the love of my life
been together 9 years now
:)
One night stands are just not right 
If you only want to shag her once, she's a pig. If she only wants to shag you once, you were shite.
:p :p
