El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.
I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.
Back door and front?
You go first...
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How Many People Have You F###ed?
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Just how 'active' have you been?!
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0 5 (10%)
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1 4 (8%)
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2-5 5 (10%)
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6-10 9 (18%)
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11-15 8 (16%)
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16-25 8 (16%)
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26-50 4 (8%)
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51-100 3 (6%)
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100-200 2 (4%)
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201+ 1 (2%)
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Sadly, I'm in the 6-10 category. Though I easily had the opportunity to more than triple that. I had something wrong with me when I was in my late teens and early twenties. I used to enjoy getting the females all hot and heavy, then kick 'em out of bed before we went all the way.
I look back now and would love to slap the sh** out of myself.... 
EdelBrock wrote: Sadly, I'm in the 6-10 category. Though I easily had the opportunity to more than triple that. I had something wrong with me when I was in my late teens and early twenties. I used to enjoy getting the females all hot and heavy, then kick 'em out of bed before we went all the way.
I look back now and would love to slap the sh** out of myself....
is it me or do you sound like a cock?
Burt Reynolds wrote: Its only a matter of time before someone starts a 'brownwings' thread...
Trust you.................
Burt Reynolds wrote: Its only a matter of time before someone starts a 'brownwings' thread...
i actually don't know what that means..
Does everyone know there numbers off the top of their head????
I had to write a list....(no I did not run out of paper...nor the pen run out:p )
But as I'm the low end of my number category it's ok if I forgot anyone
Minx wrote: Does everyone know there numbers off the top of their head???? I had to write a list....(no I did not run out of paper...nor the pen run out:p ) But as I'm the low end of my number category it's ok if I forgot anyone
No i tried to count em a couple of years back, but some i just didnt want to remember. I can't even remember how many NO gigs I've been to either. Must be cos I'm middle-aged, apparently
I reckon its after 20 you start to lose count, or start to erase
Craig W wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.
I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.
Back door and front?
You go first...
Never mind them, does going in the top window count?
ally wrote:
Craig W wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.
I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.
Back door and front?
You go first...
Never mind them, does going in the top window count?
Only if it is DOUBLE glazed!
Burt Reynolds wrote:
I reckon its after 20 you start to lose count, or start to erase
Must be different for girls.
ally wrote:
Craig W wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.
I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.
Back door and front?
You go first...
Never mind them, does going in the top window count?
Blow jobs shouldn't count
(I don't wanna increase my score)
Minx wrote:
ally wrote:
Craig W wrote: Back door and front?
You go first...
Never mind them, does going in the top window count?
Blow jobs shouldn't count
Blow jobs?
I thought we were talking about breaking and entering.
Shit, wrong forum 
Burt Reynolds wrote: Must be cos I'm middle-aged, apparently
True, seeing as how middle age begins at 30...
ROCKET MICK wrote:
Only if it is DOUBLE glazed!
But guys don't make passes at gals that wear glasses
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: Must be cos I'm middle-aged, apparently
True, seeing as how middle age begins at 30...
lol here we go.. Hold on, I'll just get me reading glasses and slippers.. Text is too small...
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: Must be cos I'm middle-aged, apparently
True, seeing as how middle age begins at 30...
lol here we go.. Hold on, I'll just get me reading glasses and slippers.. Text is too small...
Take your time, grampy. Just don't let Rocket near when you're wearing your glasses...
ally wrote:
Craig W wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.
I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.
Back door and front?
You go first...
Never mind them, does going in the top window count?
Only if they swallow.
ally wrote:
Craig W wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.
I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.
Back door and front?
You go first...
Never mind them, does going in the top window count?
i hadn't thought about that. if oral counts, it may change my category!
Minx wrote:
ally wrote:
Craig W wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.
I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.
Back door and front?
You go first...
Never mind them, does going in the top window count?
Blow jobs shouldn't count
(I don't wanna increase my score)
What about cunnilingus?
AgentWood wrote:
ally wrote:
Craig W wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: Keeping up the current crop of Xmas Crudeness on BCD ... let's separate the Men from the Boys from the Fibbers.
I do mean 'ever', of course, and not just 'this week', 'this year', or whatever.
Back door and front?
You go first...
Never mind them, does going in the top window count?
i hadn't thought about that. if oral counts, it may change my category!
And tit wanks?
I think I'd better quit whilst i'm ahead...
Craig W wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote: yeah.. and hand shandies
With or without the assistance of porn?
without of course.. that would be a Han Solo, and the poll would need to have the above figures with at least three '0's on the end.
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Well, clearly the question implies insertion (or it's lesbian equivalent-- folk songs? ).
fair point. And it says 'people' too. I just looked.
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Well, clearly the question implies insertion (or it's lesbian equivalent-- folk songs? ).
fair point. And it says 'people' too. I just looked.
All the NOOL necrophiliacs just stopped to think about that one....
Comrade Shampanyov wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Well, clearly the question implies insertion (or it's lesbian equivalent-- folk songs? ).
fair point. And it says 'people' too. I just looked.
All the NOOL necrophiliacs just stopped to think about that one....
Yip. I noticed your delayed reply
