Does anyone have any good Xmas Office Party p***-up stories. Mine was in 2003 at the exotic location Stockport County FC. Basically the only beer they had was that rank s***e Carlsberg Export. I ended up drinking about 10-12 pints of that s***e, a bottle of red wine and copious amounts other booze. I can't remember it but I was put in a taxi towards Manchester at around 1am and puked up in/got chucked out of the taxi somewhere around the McVities biscuit factory on Stockport Road (A6). I ended up walking down there in a completely p***ed-up state until I puked up all over a phone box and then a bus shelter and fell asleep for around a hour on a bench. I woke up when a bus to Manchester showed up and gave the driver a quid walked on and fell asleep on the downstairs back seat. The bus must have gone to and from Stockport a few times as I was woken up by a load of noise at 5am in Manchester Piccadilly. I'd puked up all over the floor of the bus and I felt well and truly like f***ed up s***e when I was staggering around Manchester city centre and back to my hotel in Castlefields. I thought I was going to get into some s*** about getting p***ed that night but a couple of my colleagues got caught doing pills/coke that night and my double standards ex-managers - who were probably doing it themselves, gave them both the sack a week later. Cheers!
Xmas Office Party P***-Up Tales
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Uncle Liam wrote: Fuck Me. Is bad language censored on here now?
EDIT: thank fuck for that.
Liam, announcement of a Frank Sidebottom tour incurs a locked thread!!
Three decades penance for your outburst!
your fucking joking arent you?
Incidentally, I would never, ever, do anything as vulgar as go to a work xmas party.
James Thomas wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: Fuck Me. Is bad language censored on here now?
EDIT: thank fuck for that.
Liam, announcement of a Frank Sidebottom tour incurs a locked thread!!
Three decades penance for your outburst!
yeah.. and the thread about double penetration..
Burt Reynolds wrote:
James Thomas wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: Fuck Me. Is bad language censored on here now?
EDIT: thank fuck for that.
Liam, announcement of a Frank Sidebottom tour incurs a locked thread!!
Three decades penance for your outburst!
yeah.. and the thread about double penetration..
I thought it was about listening to this album in two different stereos:
other than a few riscy secret santa gifts i have nothing to report. there is drinking, but not too much and we usually go out to a restaurant during the day.
James Thomas wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: Fuck Me. Is bad language censored on here now?
EDIT: thank fuck for that.
Liam, announcement of a Frank Sidebottom tour incurs a locked thread!!
Three decades penance for your outburst!
Yeah, why on earth did a Frank Sidebottom tour thread get locked... Am I missing something here????? 
