How young is TOO young?

Keep 'em coming!

if I had a penis I'd be locked up

All of the above, really. But if I had my druthers I guess I'd to to Thailand where they don't mind dirty old men like me doing the nasty with jail bait just so long as we pay our bills.

My jaw hit the floor when I was introduced to a client's 17 year old daughter at an office drinks party the other evening...

Chris

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote: if I had a penis I'd be locked up

Your much tooooo young....to mess around with me. NU Orrrrrder!

i have friends who say "Grab a granny night" at a local night club always yields results....Age is just a number

Seeing as I don't want to end up on Dateline's To Catch a Predator, I'm sticking with the over-eighteen set

@ Nicos

No shit was walking through belfast the other day and spied this ridoculously sexy pair of legs, I panned up past a top quality ass, and perfect pert boobs, and arrived at the face of a 13 or 14 yearold....covered in make up .

I felt rather ill actually.

Boatraceface wrote: i have friends who say "Grab a granny night" at a local night club always yields results....Age is just a number

Age is just a number only applies if both partners are over say 23. other than that it's a bunch of young kids trying to act old and deep and they suck haha

Doctor? wrote: No shit was walking through belfast the other day and spied this ridoculously sexy lapir of legsm, I panned p past a top quality ass, and perfect pert boobs, and arrived at the face of a 13 or 14 yearold....covered in make up .

I felt rather ill actually.

What part of Belfast were you in?

Right outside the City Hall mate

Doctor? wrote: Right outside the City Hall mate

Ah. Probably scoffing something from the stalls there.

Boatraceface wrote: i have friends who say "Grab a granny night" at a local night club always yields results....Age is just a number

These "friends" initials wouldn't be BRF, would they?

Doctor? wrote: @ Nicos

No shit was walking through belfast the other day and spied this ridoculously sexy pair of legs, I panned up past a top quality ass, and perfect pert boobs, and arrived at the face of a 13 or 14 yearold....covered in make up .

I felt rather ill actually.

That's one cracking pelvis voter sussed

I was in a taxi last year and the dick head 45 ish year old driver actually slowed down and beeped at a scantily clad girl. I said 'hang on mate, she's only about 13' to which he replied 'if it's young enough to bleed...'.

He didn't get a tip.

Don't get me wrong some of these girls want to appeal to older men, but god if that was your daughter you'd be tearing your hair out.

age of consent. not that those girls would even look at me.

Over 18. At least 20. If any younger, no matter the looks, he or she is an idiot.

Missy Jem wrote: I was in a taxi last year and the dick head 45 ish year old driver actually slowed down and beeped at a scantily clad girl. I said 'hang on mate, she's only about 13' to which he replied 'if it's young enough to bleed...'.

He didn't get a tip.

Don't get me wrong some of these girls want to appeal to older men, but god if that was your daughter you'd be tearing your hair out.

If there's grass on the field, then lets play!

EdelBrock wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I was in a taxi last year and the dick head 45 ish year old driver actually slowed down and beeped at a scantily clad girl. I said 'hang on mate, she's only about 13' to which he replied 'if it's young enough to bleed...'.

He didn't get a tip.

Don't get me wrong some of these girls want to appeal to older men, but god if that was your daughter you'd be tearing your hair out.

If there's grass on the field, then lets play!

It's "if there's grass on the field, play ball"!

Er, not that I would er, play ball just because there's grass on the field...

a mate of mine used to say 'if the hairdresser's floor had hairs on it,he shag it'..old saying i know but really there is limit you must set

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

EdelBrock wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I was in a taxi last year and the dick head 45 ish year old driver actually slowed down and beeped at a scantily clad girl. I said 'hang on mate, she's only about 13' to which he replied 'if it's young enough to bleed...'.

He didn't get a tip.

Don't get me wrong some of these girls want to appeal to older men, but god if that was your daughter you'd be tearing your hair out.

If there's grass on the field, then lets play!

It's "if there's grass on the field, play ball"!

Er, not that I would er, play ball just because there's grass on the field...

So bare is fine?????No reason to wait for the proper foliage????

EdelBrock wrote:

So bare is fine?????No reason to wait for the proper foliage????

That would depend on the whether the grass was mowed, or hadn't grown in yet, wouldn't it?

Anyway, we should all heed the "Keep Off" signs on fresh grass...

Shellshocker wrote: All of the above, really. But if I had my druthers I guess I'd to to Thailand where they don't mind dirty old men like me doing the nasty with jail bait just so long as we pay our bills.

You want someone you can have a conversation with at least. There's many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

If you get a brand new Audi TT you can't leave it outside the pub for some cunt nicking it or running their key down the side and it costs a fortune to run.

You can get a Y reg Capri for £800 fix it up to run how you want it, spares cost fuck all off the scrapper and when you leave the keys in it it's still there in the morning, even though it don't start first time in the morning.

Cheers

There are some guys who lose interest once the girls lose their baby teeth

The best thing about being a pedophil is that your dick looks really HUGE in those tiny hands!

Can one vote for necrophile and be into accidentally snuffed corpses of one's own age? Thanks.

Curious of Colma

experience

EdelBrock wrote: The best thing about being a pedophil is that your dick looks really HUGE in those tiny hands!

Taboo # 7 wrote: There are some guys who lose interest once the girls lose their baby teeth

once their adult teeth grow in more like