Arise Sir Bongo

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/23122006/325/bono-receives-honorary-knighthood.html

Where's a modern day Mark Chapman when you need one?

now this is more like it:

I hate U2 fan club

Burt Reynolds wrote: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/23122006/325/bono-receives-honorary-knighthood.html

Where's a modern day Mark Chapman when you need one?

now this is more like it:

I hate U2 fan club

Just reaching for my revolver!!!

Burt Reynolds wrote: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/23122006/325/bono-receives-honorary-knighthood.html

Where's a modern day Mark Chapman when you need one?

now this is more like it:

I hate U2 fan club

LOL! BTW what's wrong with my DNA I'm originally from Liverpool but I f***ing hate The Beatles. Cheers!

No, what we really need is an "I hate Bandit/Burt Reynolds Fan Club"

What's the matter, jealous that they are rich and get hotter women than you do?

DiscoShed wrote: No, what we really need is an "I hate Bandit/Burt Reynolds Fan Club"

What's the matter, jealous that they are rich and get hotter women than you do?

Awww... don't ya just love it when U2 fans crawl out from under the settee?

this is his wife. A ten pinter at a push. I wouldnt touch her with yours.

Burt Reynolds wrote:

DiscoShed wrote: No, what we really need is an "I hate Bandit/Burt Reynolds Fan Club"

What's the matter, jealous that they are rich and get hotter women than you do?

Awww... don't ya just love it when U2 fans crawl out from under the settee?

this is his wife. A ten pinter at a push. I wouldnt touch her with yours.

no wonder you hit on any woman who walks on two or four legs...you know you cannot even get that lady!!! You'd use mine cause yours is so short not even the Hubble Space Telescope can see it from space!

U2 worked for years to get where they are. Bono TRYS to do something...when was the last time you backed up your intentions with $$$ like Bono does....have you ever thought about giving your beer money to help anyone??

DiscoShed wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

DiscoShed wrote: No, what we really need is an "I hate Bandit/Burt Reynolds Fan Club"

What's the matter, jealous that they are rich and get hotter women than you do?

Awww... don't ya just love it when U2 fans crawl out from under the settee?

this is his wife. A ten pinter at a push. I wouldnt touch her with yours.

no wonder you hit on any woman who walks on two or four legs...you know you cannot even get that lady!!! You'd use mine cause yours is so short not even the Hubble Space Telescope can see it from space!

U2 worked for years to get where they are. Bono TRYS to do something...when was the last time you backed up your intentions with $$$ like Bono does....have you ever thought about giving your beer money to help anyone??

Finally someone who talks some sense - good for you!

DiscoShed wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

DiscoShed wrote: No, what we really need is an "I hate Bandit/Burt Reynolds Fan Club"

What's the matter, jealous that they are rich and get hotter women than you do?

Awww... don't ya just love it when U2 fans crawl out from under the settee?

this is his wife. A ten pinter at a push. I wouldnt touch her with yours.

DiscoShed wrote: no wonder you hit on any woman who walks on two or four legs...you know you cannot even get that lady!!!

And a big hallelujah to that. She looks like a cross between Joan Bakewell and Juliette Binoche in her prime.. (respect to Mike)

DiscoShed wrote: You'd use mine cause yours is so short not even the Hubble Space Telescope can see it from space!

No I'd use yours, cos it would brighten up your long but yet completely unfulfilled life. Poor lad.. You need a rent boy or summink

DiscoShed wrote: [U2 worked for years to get where they are.

a bunch of wankers?

DiscoShed wrote:

Bono TRYS to do something...when was the last time you backed up your intentions with $$$ like Bono does....have you ever thought about giving your beer money to help anyone??

If ya got problems with all this then just fo to the U2 forum... and take yer virgin ass with ya..

Well it is nice to know you have no true intellect so just launch a personal attack.....

Gee nice to know you waste your time in chat chasing women who will never have anything to do with you and swear that you stalk them.

Nice to know that anyone who does not agree with you is deficient in some way or another

I don't need a punter or rent boy. You are scared I might hit on you ya homophobe. And no way in hell would I consider it!

You on the other hand probably could not pay any woman on here enough to acknowledge your existence.

You prolly need that rent boy more than any one would. Bout the only way you would get some affection.

Bono to personal attacks? Just proves you are hopeless and have no life....

Here are two 45's, walk 10 paces, turn and shoot......

This is Bono we're talking about here people, get ahold of 'erselves!

LOL.. i wish someone would fix this thread..

DiscoShed wrote: Well it is nice to know you have no true intellect so just launch a personal attack.....

so what are you doing on this thread, bell-end.

DiscoShed wrote:

Gee nice to know you waste your time in chat chasing women who will never have anything to do with you and swear that you stalk them.

Yeah sure, they travel 5000 miles to my town, to see my band, for me to stalk them

DiscoShed wrote:

Nice to know that anyone who does not agree with you is deficient in some way or another

you are a U2 fan in between masturbating over Matt Damon. I rest my case, m'lud

DiscoShed wrote:

I don't need a punter or rent boy. You are scared I might hit on you ya homophobe. And no way in hell would I consider it!

you hit on me one time too many if i recall.Weirdo.

Discoshed wrote:

You on the other hand probably could not pay any woman on here enough to acknowledge your existence. You prolly need that rent boy more than any one would. Bout the only way you would get some affection.

this bit is just plain delusional

DiscoShed wrote:

Bono to personal attacks? Just proves you are hopeless and have no life....

I believe I started this thread taking a dig at Mr Bongo, as is a time honoured NOOL tradition. Since then I've been replying to your posts.

Merry f___ing xmas.

ed, i think you crossed the line.:

Dunno why he should be honoured by the Queen, aren't they all tax evading bastards?

Fair enough he tries to make a difference, but he's just a properly smug twat about it.

jonathan wrote: ed, i think you crossed the line.:

yeah you're right-I realized I stuck my foot in my mouth with that one. Annoyed as heck of the things said at me...and so I apologize for that

DiscoShed wrote:

jonathan wrote: ed, i think you crossed the line.:

yeah you're right-I realized I stuck my foot in my mouth with that one. Annoyed as heck of the things said at me...and so I apologize for that

foot in mouth= head up arse Glad you apologised though...was a very twatty thing to say.

FrogChorus wrote: Dunno why he should be honoured by the Queen, aren't they all tax evading bastards?

Fair enough he tries to make a difference, but he's just a properly smug twat about it.

sure it is easy publicity for The Royals to do that. Another trophy or animal head on the matle piece if ya want it.

Hell, at this point bands like The Stones, U2 etc. are more like multinational corporations....

oh i lolled