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...my employer, who after begging us to work xmas and SWEARING all our overtime would be paid on time, decided not to pay us.
AT FUCKING ALL!!!
unbelievable wankers, not only have I not a single penny to my name, I've been hit with 120 quid's worth of bounce direct debit fees.
Word to the wise, don't phone up about your passport after 2300 hours this weekend, no cunt will be there to talk to you.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: find a lawyer to write a nasty anonymous letter
They already have a file FULL of my not so anonymous letters and emails. They'd have fired me for them by now were it not for the fact that I have been constantly in the right ;)
Apparently, those of us who were in work tonight/this morning/however you look at it, are digging in and waiting til the HR droids arrive at 9, so they can get the company chequebook out.
gee..I wonder if any managers, beancounters or droids got fucked on THEIR wages, you don;t need a magic 8ball for THAT piece of soothsaying.
PS...when they were harrassing me about being sick, I sent them a link to the google image results for my disease...gruesome shit. BUT the HR droids though I had actually sent pictures of myself..... 
despite... A. them being on a clearly labelled google image search results page, and B. many of them featuring MINGES!!! I mean I know HR types are meant to be stupid, but FFS, how many blokes do you know with a fuckin minge.
His Holiness, The Pope wrote: From what I understand, most HR types haven't seen much minge, so....
Yeah even the female ones are utterly unacquainted with their own, a good bean flicking session would do them all the world of good.
El Jarvo wrote: You e-mailed pictures of minges to your HR department and you're still in a job?
Do they have a Passport Readers Wives thing going on?
I too have been fucked over this Christmas.. I cashed in an ISA worth about 3 grand, fucking weeks ago,which was to cover Christmas...I'm still waiting for the cheque..My overdraft is maxed-out,likewise the credit card..Now I'm lending a ton, to go on the piss today from me good mate..Very inconvenient! First chance i've had to go out,over Chrimbo,what with the demands of Family life and all..
Fucking Arseholes promised I'd have it in my mitt the Wednesday before Xmas.Livid 
El Jarvo wrote: You e-mailed pictures of minges to your HR department and you're still in a job?
you make it sound like I did it randomly for fun hehehe.
Nope, after reading the reports of my own GP, a consultant dermatologist and the company's own occupational health geezer, one of the HR droids said something like, "I don't get this, how can a skin condition be grounds for absence".
So I mailed them a link to the google results obtained by rattling in the name of it, along with sarcastic instructions on the use of google, and a link to the "support group" (yeah you know yer fucked when u have summat with a support group....this lot are bleak cunts too "you;'ve got it, you're stuck with it, deal with it", best avoided). Obviously since it affects "pits and bits" they got a large spread of rancid cocks,, buster gonad-worthy ballix, armpits with things the size of cooking apples growing out of them (mine were never that bad, but they did try to kill me 3 weeks ago, we'll leave that for another time), and hideously swolen minges.
I think the fact that the droid thought it was ME (and MY MINGE???) was the only reason they DIDN'T shoot me. But really, they asked a question, I gave an answer.
Should have just sent them back a page of random cunts and titled it "relatives of yours?"
Boatraceface wrote:
El Jarvo wrote: You e-mailed pictures of minges to your HR department and you're still in a job?
Do they have a Passport Readers Wives thing going on?
I too have been fucked over this Christmas.. I cashed in an ISA worth about 3 grand, fucking weeks ago,which was to cover Christmas...I'm still waiting for the cheque..My overdraft is maxed-out,likewise the credit card..Now I'm lending a ton, to go on the piss today from me good mate..Very inconvenient! First chance i've had to go out,over Chrimbo,what with the demands of Family life and all..
Fucking Arseholes promised I'd have it in my mitt the Wednesday before Xmas.Livid
Yeah and you just try being that late with one of those banking types and see how far you get. one rule for them one rule for their victims, or perhaps "livestock" is a better word. That sucks balls mate :(
Boatraceface wrote: Now I'm lending a ton, to go on the piss today from me good mate..Very inconvenient! First chance i've had to go out,over Chrimbo,what with the demands of Family life and all..
A ton to go on the sauce in Redcar?! 
Even down here you could cover a gramme, half a dozen pills and a dozen Stellas with that lot. And still have plenty leftover for a taxi home.
I dread to think what you could get up to oop norf!
I'm in Bangkok and I'm going to be applying for a replacement passport tomorrow after an "incident" last night. You couldn't hurry it along could you ?
PS I used to work in recruitment and I know HR people are the stupidest cunts in the world bar none.
Cheers
SiLeakHunt wrote: PS I used to work in recruitment and I know HR people are the stupidest cunts in the world bar none.
I'd like to see you say that to Angel's face! 
I need a passport, too. Mine has expired. I can't go abroad now. That's inconvenient and absurd in our good century.
SiLeakHunt wrote: I'm in Bangkok and I'm going to be applying for a replacement passport tomorrow after an "incident" last night.
Left it with the ladyboys, eh???
Naughty naughty....very naughty!!!
Doctor? wrote: ...my employer, who after begging us to work xmas and SWEARING all our overtime would be paid on time, decided not to pay us.
AT FUCKING ALL!!!
unbelievable wankers, not only have I not a single penny to my name, I've been hit with 120 quid's worth of bounce direct debit fees.
Word to the wise, don't phone up about your passport after 2300 hours this weekend, no cunt will be there to talk to you.
May i suggest that you take your promised overtime payments in the form of FREE GIFTS from your employers!!!!!!
El Jarvo wrote:
SiLeakHunt wrote: PS I used to work in recruitment and I know HR people are the stupidest cunts in the world bar none.
I'd like to see you say that to Angel's face!
Indeed, the minions who get landed with the shit job that is recruitment generally tend to be the most bitter. You should talk to your HR department - I'm sure they can put you in touch with someone who can help you deal with your resentment issues.:p
Well, my boss, having finished at 7am, sat there until mid-day to get 100 quid each out of petty cash, and the cunts actually acted like they were doing us a favour.
Oh well, they were warned that if they ass-raped us over xmas they'd have no staff on new year.
Funny enough...none of THEIR wages were wrong.
"goods to the value of" is perfectly legal too, at least it is if a company wants an indiviiduals posessions, so I assue it goes both ways.
Better would just be to go on and sit on my hands for a week until I get a free week out of them like they did out of me.
Oh, and if you apply outisde the UK....fuck all to do with me folks :D
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:
SiLeakHunt wrote: I'm in Bangkok and I'm going to be applying for a replacement passport tomorrow after an "incident" last night.
Left it with the ladyboys, eh???
Naughty naughty....very naughty!!!
Not sure exactly what happened, light fingered bastard left foot prints on my floor not that the police are arsed. I'm spending an age filling in forms and reeling through the CCTV at my appartment.
Cheers
El Jarvo wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Now I'm lending a ton, to go on the piss today from me good mate..Very inconvenient! First chance i've had to go out,over Chrimbo,what with the demands of Family life and all..
A ton to go on the sauce in Redcar?!
Even down here you could cover a gramme, half a dozen pills and a dozen Stellas with that lot. And still have plenty leftover for a taxi home.
I dread to think what you could get up to oop norf!
Aye.I smashed the ton in,and borrowed another 50 notes,fuck knows where it all goes ...It was a 6 o'clock touch again before I dragged myself away from the pardee! Suffice to say I am well and truely in the dog house with her indoors,again...
am I out of order, or do our women just like to put the block on us enjoying ourselves??...It's a moot point in our hoose!
Once happened to me,though not at Xmas.Some arsehole at HR hadn't done the wages.But I listed all my failed direct debits and charges,and got them all paid back. Not the point though,that's bloody careless.
