People in bars.... — Forum Archive

30 Dec 2006, 22:34

are fucking nuts....we were at a table and these two guys were acting weird...like giving off weird vibes and stuff...found out that they were making me and another customer at another table feel weird. I know people are drunk and shit...probably on drugs, but damn...that was weird. I was so bothered by it that we left....they were also playing an ashlee simpson song....and to add onto it , had no NO or Joy Division songs....what a nightmare...

31 Dec 2006, 01:07

......and what was it you were on?

What were they doing?

31 Dec 2006, 01:23

Just how weird did you feel?

31 Dec 2006, 06:14

Last time I was in a bar was about 3 years ago. Things get weirder, it seems.

31 Dec 2006, 13:00

I wasn't on anything...not even drinking (imagine going into a bar and not drinking)...they were on drugs apparently...and tripping a few of us out. found out they wanted the table we were at...so....

31 Dec 2006, 13:11

The trick is simply to be even stranger/scarier/more freakish than they are... that way you get to keep your table :nod: :laugh:

Surely you could have started up a convo about bad vibes and then gone on about hex's and other hippy-dippy- stuff?!?!?

(A quick mention of 'do you think such and such be alright with out their medication' when one of you goes to the bar can really help to ward off undesirables too!) :evil4:

31 Dec 2006, 20:17

30 mins ago I checked out a local club called Cowboys. It was dark there and empty (too early, I assume). In the middle of a dancefloor there was a woman in a red top hat. I left the club right away and found my way home where I am now. Check me out.

2 Jan 2007, 05:08

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: In the middle of a dancefloor there was a woman in a red top hat.

aka Dave. not surprised you left. :uhoh:

2 Jan 2007, 05:52

someone bought me a shot of Jameson's yesterday and offered to walk me to the train station.

apparently crappy whiskey gives one the right to push another against a building and say "i wanna fuck your big tits"

lol

2 Jan 2007, 08:42

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote: someone bought me a shot of Jameson's yesterday and offered to walk me to the train station.

apparently crappy whiskey gives one the right to push another against a building and say "i wanna fuck your big tits"

lol

it's always worked for ME!!!

2 Jan 2007, 10:52

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote: someone bought me a shot of Jameson's yesterday and offered to walk me to the train station.

apparently crappy whiskey gives one the right to push another against a building and say "i wanna fuck your big tits"

lol

Well, if running a New Order website doesn't do the trick, so I guess I won't try buying whiskey then :p

:wink:

2 Jan 2007, 10:59

Spotnick wrote:

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote: someone bought me a shot of Jameson's yesterday and offered to walk me to the train station.

apparently crappy whiskey gives one the right to push another against a building and say "i wanna fuck your big tits"

lol

Well, if running a New Order website doesn't do the trick, so I guess I won't try buying whiskey then :p

Nicos...I'm telling your wife!!!

:spit:

2 Jan 2007, 11:36

If you have a "table" at a bar that you regularly sit at...you might be an alcoholic :beer2:

Generally, my experiences with bars have been hard to remember, usually because of the amount of alcohol consumed there. But I remember one time when a sorority girl approached me to get my phone number (it's all part of an elaborate prank where they get your number and call you all drunk and stuff, in order to pledge their membership...at least, I think that's what it is). I gave her the number of my place of work, and said my name was "Larry White" (the name of my boss man at the time). I never asked him if he recieved any calls from drunk sorority chicks or whatnot, but it would be so funny if they did :evil4:

2 Jan 2007, 14:33

Taboo # 7 wrote: If you have a "table" at a bar that you regularly sit at...you might be an alcoholic :beer2:

I have a regular stool :)

2 Jan 2007, 14:36

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: If you have a "table" at a bar that you regularly sit at...you might be an alcoholic :beer2:

I have a regular stool :)

Good diet = regular stool.

2 Jan 2007, 14:53

and they do make meds for when your stool isn't regular...

2 Jan 2007, 18:18

Taboo # 7 wrote: If you have a "table" at a bar that you regularly sit at...you might be an alcoholic :beer2:

Generally, my experiences with bars have been hard to remember, usually because of the amount of alcohol consumed there. But I remember one time when a sorority girl approached me to get my phone number (it's all part of an elaborate prank where they get your number and call you all drunk and stuff, in order to pledge their membership...at least, I think that's what it is). I gave her the number of my place of work, and said my name was "Larry White" (the name of my boss man at the time). I never asked him if he recieved any calls from drunk sorority chicks or whatnot, but it would be so funny if they did

Reminds me of somebody I know who gave somebody else's number after impersonating a hot girl on IRC to a horny guy from Texas (no, it wasn't jeff)

2 Jan 2007, 18:21

Spotnick wrote: Reminds me of somebody I know who gave somebody else's number after impersonating a hot girl on IRC to a horny guy from Texas (no, it wasn't jeff)

But Jeff HAS impersonated hot girls for horny guys from Texas. Right?

2 Jan 2007, 18:55

ChrissMari Must Die! wrote:

Taboo # 7 wrote: If you have a "table" at a bar that you regularly sit at...you might be an alcoholic :beer2:

I have a regular stool :)

It's not...errr...compacted then?