Thierry Henry is a Cross Dresser

If you don't believe me tune into to Match of the Day on BBC1, he's wearing Hold Up stockings.

The perverted French poof, va va boom yerself

I'm a cross dresser today.

It was lunchtime before I realised that I'd put on odd socks. Too late to correct my mistake, so that means that I'll have to wear odd socks again to make up for the error.

Cross? I'm furious!

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: If you don't believe me tune into to Match of the Day on BBC1, he's wearing Hold Up stockings.

The perverted French poof, va va boom yerself

Maybe he forgot to put his suspenders in his kit bag

I know I've got a reputation as a Bangkok pisshead like, but I've been reading a bit of psychology lately and the late great CG Jung (an understudy of the one and only Sigmund Freud no less) postulated that cross dressers are actually very close to "supreme beings". I know you'll laugh, but apparently the ancient Chinese Alchemists were big fans of it. They did all their flawed chemical studies and saw that it was possible to turn base metals into precious ones and did experiments. When the experiments failed, they deduced that the reason for failure was an imbalance in their spirit whilst attempting the transmutation, so they studied the human "spirit" and found that dressing and taking on the persona of a member of the opposite sex made you much more effective because it harmonises out the negative traits associated with either gender. Mind you if the choice is not beings Arsenals top goal scorer or getting earache for dressing in birds underware I'm happy staying in the Sunday League.

Cheers

Base Metal to Gold that will explain Henry's Gold Boots, the French Pervert.

I've met some French people lately. They are a little odd.

Cheers

He wears gloves on the pitch too.Puff

Gloves also, awww diddums

Did you forget you've already started a thread on this?

Did you forget you've already started a thread on this?

No :D

That's alright then. Carry on.

Thanks