Put downs

Then there was the Japanese tourist in Glasgow who asked for directions and was asked "How come you could find Pearl Harbour alright."

A face like a Halloween cake. A face like a melted welly. A face like a burst tomato. A face like a hauf chewed caramel. A face like a well skelped arse.

A person way plukes has: A face like a dartboard. Or has a face on that pluke.

SiLeakHunt wrote: A friend of mine was queuing up to go through immigration at an airport when this scenrio arose.

A Scottish woman was controlling her unruly child and gave her a quick smack.

A German woman stuck her oar in saying," In Germany we don't smack our children."

The Jock replied, "In Scotland we don't gas our Jews now fuck off."

Cheers

OUCH! Good point made there though.

[Really, all the put-downs I've read, I wish I learned, 'cause I was really picked on bad when I was growing up. ]

s/he's dumber than a box of rocks.

No amount of beer can make you look good enough to kiss.

Your belly has more rolls than bread factory.

You're so ugly you make onions cry.

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother.