!!PHALLUS!!

When traveling to Husavik, Iceland, be sure to visit the Icelandic Phallological Museum, the world's only museum devoted solely to the study of penises.

Better yet, phone ahead for a reservation! See you all there!

Bet you'll be using your credit card in the souvenir shop, churchy.

Didn't you read the front page? "It should be noted that the museum has also been fortunate enough to receive a legally-certified gift token for a future specimen belonging to Homo Sapiens."

My piece is already promised to science. Sorry, Mr. Reynolds. I left my heart in San Francisco, but my cock is Air Mailed straight to Iceland.

Now, thanks to The Icelandic Phallological Museum, it is finally possible for individuals to undertake serious study into the field of phallology in an organized, scientific fashion.

ICELANDIC ELF / HIDDEN MAN Homo sapiens Obscurus

a)Middle aged. 1989. In pure arctic water.

MERMAN Nanus crinitus Maritimus Caught on a fishing line off the SW coast in late 18th century. RÍS-HÍR 1986.

BEACH-MURMURER Homo unipes, unimanus et luscus Maritimus

Found on the island of Saurlátur in Breiðafjörður in late18th century. RÍS-HÍR 1997. One legged, one armed and one eyed human monster who tried to push people into the sea and kill them there.

TROLL Homo gigantus Islandicus Young boy, thoroughly petrified. Found in N-Iceland in 1941. RÍS-HÍR, Christmas 1994.

ELF Homo sapiens Mysticus (invisibilis)

Penis bone (Os penis, Baculum). Unusually big and old specimen. Found buried just outside the churchyard at Skeggjastaðir, NE Iceland. Presumably from pagan times in Iceland, i.e. before year 1000.

NJARDVIK GROWLER Homo / Monstrum Njardvicensis

Killed in Naddagil by Jón Björnsson, a tenant farmer at Gilsárvellir, E-Iceland in the middle of the 18th century. RÍS-HÍR 1986.

a Growler must be something else in Iceland or else the guy who listed these 'exhibits' must have had a moment of comedy genius that he was sadly lacking earlier

like i have to go to iceland to see a big donger.

cutlery are just beautiful