for the ladies: length or girth?

definitely girth. although lots of girth and one inch of length is a bit useless, isn't it?

So you don't like it poking you in the throat while in the missionary?

Probably depends if you've got a fanny like a trawlermans wellie or not.

Burt Reynolds wrote: Probably depends if you've got a fanny like a trawlermans wellie or not.

Trawlerman's wellie Speak English people!

This is similar Mr Brock.

For some reason I have a sudden urge to go fishing:D

Apparently frustrated trawlermen shag Common Skate (the Thornback Ray, their closest relative is a bit trickier) as they have genitals which closely approximate human female ones ( can't say I ever looked that close myself).

Surely there is no point in a 14" cock as no woman has a 14" minge to put it in. Which would kinda suggest that 6 or 7 inches is quite enough, providing it is of acceptable, clit grinding girth.

Fist?

The Buff doesn't half start some strange threads.

both hey girls!!

Amazing. A thread "for the girls" about cocks, and only fellas reply. Er, including me.

Perhaps Freud was onto something after all......

Naaaaah, we're all just waiting to hear that anything bigger than a clipper lighter is great, so we can all rest easy thinking we're mighty stalions.

Buffy wrote: definitely girth. although lots of girth and one inch of length is a bit useless, isn't it?

Buttplugs?

If it was a gun to the head decision I'd say girth.

Most women would say both.

The experts say it doesn't matter and that when fully aroused, all men are the same (rubbish).

Either way, it doesn't matter what you've got, it's what you do with it

Missy Jem wrote: If it was a gun to the head decision I'd say girth.

Most women would say both.

The experts say it doesn't matter and that when fully aroused, all men are the same (rubbish).

Either way, it doesn't matter what you've got, it's what you do with it

Never took you for a Fun Boy Three/Bananarama fan......