Top 5 Tools — Forum Archive

22 Jan 2007, 06:27

Drill Hammer Jigsaw Screwdriver Nail gun

:crazy:

22 Jan 2007, 06:31

The Pummeller x5

22 Jan 2007, 09:15

Colin Powell John McCain Karen Hughes Laura Bush The Bush twins

:evil4:

22 Jan 2007, 09:17

1-5. anyone who keeps starting these ridiculous fucking top 5 threads

22 Jan 2007, 10:15

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: 1-5. anyone who keeps starting these ridiculous fucking top 5 threads

:brow: You realise of course, that it's a piss take?

22 Jan 2007, 10:28

Missy Jem wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote: 1-5. anyone who keeps starting these ridiculous fucking top 5 threads

You realise of course, that it's a piss take?

Yes, ma'am. Just trying to join the fray before it goes out of style.

22 Jan 2007, 10:30

Only need one; YELLOW PAGES. :evil4:

22 Jan 2007, 12:24

a LONG STAND.

Don't know what it looks like,I once got sent next door for one.......

I was there a fcuking long time.

22 Jan 2007, 12:25

At least I didn't fall for the TARTAN PAINT one!!

22 Jan 2007, 12:28

only one - a pump to pump my sexy dolly, hehehe :baby:

kiddin'

22 Jan 2007, 12:33

Gearwrenches
Saws-all (recipricating saw)
Anything pneumatic
channel locks
deadblow hammer

22 Jan 2007, 12:40

MONTY The Merciless wrote: At least I didn't fall for the TARTAN PAINT one!!

Or the bucket of steam?

22 Jan 2007, 14:32

How about a left-handed screwdriver?

22 Jan 2007, 17:20

Probably something manufactured by this lot.... :eek3:

VERY NSFW!!!!!!!!!! 18 YRS AND OLDER ONLY!!!!!

22 Jan 2007, 18:07

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Probably something manufactured by this lot....

VERY NSFW!!!!!!!!!! 18 YRS AND OLDER ONLY!!!!!

Fcukin' hell! You won't see Maggie Philbin testing these out...would you. Mind you,can't be any harm.There's already a fcuking tool on telly,JON TICKLE!

22 Jan 2007, 20:26

MONTY The Merciless wrote: At least I didn't fall for the TARTAN PAINT one!!

thought it woz only the jocks that fell for the tartan mate.ha ,ha

22 Jan 2007, 20:34

MONTY The Merciless wrote: How about a left-handed screwdriver?[/quot

REMEMBER MATE THE ONE YOU DID FALL FOR,WHEN SOME TOSSER RANG YOU A WHILE BACK POSSING AS AN INSURANCE COMPANY, AFTER YOU HAD A SMASH WHILST IN YOUR CAR.NOT ONLY A TOZZER BUY A C--T.LOL SPAM

22 Jan 2007, 20:34

Tartan paint

22 Jan 2007, 22:01

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Probably something manufactured by this lot....

VERY NSFW!!!!!!!!!! 18 YRS AND OLDER ONLY!!!!!

Guess we know how you spend your nights on the computer.......... :uhoh:

23 Jan 2007, 05:00

I'm happy with my tool.

Do I win £40?

23 Jan 2007, 05:06

Peter O

Do I win £40

I promise I won't spend it on beak :nono:

23 Jan 2007, 05:18

Boatraceface wrote: Peter O

Do I win £40

I promise I won't spend it on beak

tenner bags here now. finally!!!!!!! :laugh:

23 Jan 2007, 05:30

J.A.K wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Peter O

Do I win £40

I promise I won't spend it on beak

tenner bags here now. finally!!!!!!!

It's whizz tho. Change left for a packet of chuddy

24 Jan 2007, 14:15

EdelBrock wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Probably something manufactured by this lot....

VERY NSFW!!!!!!!!!! 18 YRS AND OLDER ONLY!!!!!

Guess we know how you spend your nights on the computer..........

Erm...........no. Just remembered that from the days of listening to Howard Stern at 4 in the morning (hey, it beats listening to Coast To Coast). Thanks for the conjecturism though....