Freeview

Missy Jem wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Don't tell anyone,but the lad who put our sky in put it through to the other downstairs room,just on a lead,freebie like..

Don't tell anyone? Just post it on an international forum

Blimey! Keep yer voice down...

I never even asked him to do it either as it goes...He was just a sound lad,who asked if I wanted it piping to the other telly,which he could see through a glass door in the other room...I said..Well aye,natch. I still pay the 40 odd sovs a month,don't gerrus wrong, but the other telly comes in handy for escaping to watch the footy...Watched a beauty on Sky's Football First the other night.Boro won 5 goals to 1.Did you see it?

depthcharge wrote: Feel somewhat let down by this thread.

I came here for Jem's freeview.

:\pimp3:

beaver OR badger?sHE IS KNOWN AS THE Horwich Hustler according to the writing on the walls in the toilet at THE JOLLY CROFTER!AND it gives a telephone number too.

Missy Jem wrote: I can't wait to get home and try, I'll update you tomorrow

I'm going to go to bed now so it seems like tomorrow comes quicker.

Johnny wrote: So if i phone up Sky and have my Digital package switChed off what channels will i still recieve through the box? I heard i'll still be able to get stuff like E4 ,BBC3

Yes, and E4 and E4+1 which is just E4 with an hours delay.

And BBC News 24, Sky News, Sky News Sport, CBeebies (for toddlers) and CBBC (for older kids), BBC3, BBC4, FCN, which shows old MTV reruns and music videos.

It's the nuts

BIGINOIL wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: I can't wait to get home and try, I'll update you tomorrow

I'm going to go to bed now so it seems like tomorrow comes quicker.

Biscuit out. We'll see who comes quicker!

Stop it. Keep the thread free in case Jem comes on with an update on how plugging her fucking telly in went.

BIGINOIL wrote: Stop it. Keep the thread free in case Jem comes on with an update on how plugging her fucking telly in went.

Probably with a BANG but at least we can have a TOP 5 ways people have died in their bedroom (by doing something REALLY dangerous)threads and JEM can be 4.

I have a feeling she will be gutted,need a proper ariel an everyfink,80% signal..Been there. Our kids hated me for the rest of the day..but they can get ta fuck an all.Ruined they are!

BIGINOIL wrote: Stop it. Keep the thread free in case Jem comes on with an update on how plugging her fucking telly in went.

I was joking you sarcy bastard! Not tried it yet.

ROCKET MICK wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Stop it. Keep the thread free in case Jem comes on with an update on how plugging her fucking telly in went.

Probably with a BANG but at least we can have a TOP 5 ways people have died in their bedroom (by doing something REALLY dangerous)threads and JEM can be 4.

Should'nt ask but,go on then....Who's 5, Mick?

Missy Jem wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Stop it. Keep the thread free in case Jem comes on with an update on how plugging her fucking telly in went.

I was joking you sarcy bastard! Not tried it yet.

Sarky.

S.A.R.K.Y.

;)

BIGINOIL wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Stop it. Keep the thread free in case Jem comes on with an update on how plugging her fucking telly in went.

I was joking you sarcy bastard! Not tried it yet.

Sarky.

S.A.R.K.Y.

;)

sarCastic - Oxford Dictionary

:moon:

I've driven over to Jem's house and I am currently standing on a ladder outside her house.

She's just gone into her room and is fiddling with her 4-way socket.

I'll keep you updated as this develops.

(I will have to type slowly as I am only using one hand)

Boatraceface wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Don't tell anyone,but the lad who put our sky in put it through to the other downstairs room,just on a lead,freebie like..

Don't tell anyone? Just post it on an international forum

Blimey! Keep yer voice down...

I never even asked him to do it either as it goes...He was just a sound lad,who asked if I wanted it piping to the other telly,which he could see through a glass door in the other room...I said..Well aye,natch. I still pay the 40 odd sovs a month,don't gerrus wrong, but the other telly comes in handy for escaping to watch the footy...Watched a beauty on Sky's Football First the other night.Boro won 5 goals to 1.Did you see it?

you're ALLOWED to chain as many TV's as you like off ONE skybox, be ye mellow Brother Boaty, you are not a thief.

Sky lad would only be in shit for wasting time tracking a cable.

A tenner says she traps her fingers behind the plug and get a shock. Then again if she catches biggie up that ladder she wont be the only one!

Doctor? wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

Missy Jem wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Don't tell anyone,but the lad who put our sky in put it through to the other downstairs room,just on a lead,freebie like..

Don't tell anyone? Just post it on an international forum

Blimey! Keep yer voice down...

I never even asked him to do it either as it goes...He was just a sound lad,who asked if I wanted it piping to the other telly,which he could see through a glass door in the other room...I said..Well aye,natch. I still pay the 40 odd sovs a month,don't gerrus wrong, but the other telly comes in handy for escaping to watch the footy...Watched a beauty on Sky's Football First the other night.Boro won 5 goals to 1.Did you see it?

you're ALLOWED to chain as many TV's as you like off ONE skybox, be ye mellow Brother Boaty, you are not a thief.

Sky lad would only be in shit for wasting time tracking a cable.

I do realise that Steve. Nice little bonus all the same

BIGINOIL wrote: I've driven over to Jem's house and I am currently standing on a ladder outside her house.

She's just gone into her room and is fiddling with her 4-way socket.

I'll keep you updated as this develops.

(I will have to type slowly as I am only using one hand)

How many hands is Jem using?

It's working!

(And Steve wins a tenner!)

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: How many hands is Jem using?

Two

I know a bloke who uses ten fingers just to hold it and have a piss...he is pissing on 8 of em mind!

I[m not touching anything else. Least nothing I'd miss.

So far tonight I've broken a Fender guitar, in a failed attempt to restring it, and an 'unbreakable' oven dish, by absent-mindedly putting it into cold water when it was still sizzling from the oven.

What a dickhead

BIGINOIL wrote: I[m not touching anything else. Least nothing I'd miss.

So far tonight I've broken a Fender guitar, in a failed attempt to restring it, and an 'unbreakable' oven dish, by absent-mindedly putting it into cold water when it was still sizzling from the oven.

What a dickhead

WTF?

Oh, I get it...wanted to sound like Hooky so you wound heavy guage bass strings onto a guitar? EDIT: On reflection, I began to hear the sound of a rockback tremelo going "beddddoooooing".

I just broke one of the bottom pins as I was pulling it out of the body.

I imagine I sounded a bit like Hooky when it happened - he looks like a man who can swear with the best of 'em.

WELL-did it WORK MISS?

Yeah, I'm dead chuffed. Cracking picture too although it pixelates a little if I walk in front of it. I'm probably going to turn into a bed potato now

Finishing touches:

1. Clean Biggies fingerprints and drool from the OUTSIDE of the bedroom window.

2. Pay the electrican you had round to plug the TV in.

I'll have you know I'm very handy around the house, I fitted my own spotlights last year. It works perfectly.

So there.

:To the tune of Bob the Builder:

Missy Jem Jem,Yes She Can!

Missy Jem wrote: ...it pixelates a little if I wank in front of it.

A small price to pay though, eh?