I have 3 cats. Martin, Little Joe and Zader. I named my cat Martin after Martin Gore of Depeche Mode. Zader is the gothic cat being that he is all black. Any thoughts on pets of your own for discussion?
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My baby - Alfie
I would love a dog, but I just don't have the time at the moment to commit to walking it every morning and night.
Think I'll get some fish next.
Thanks for your picture of Alfie. That picture rocks! Hey you should name one of your fish that you may get Big B after me.
We used to have a hamster called Barney. Named after the great darts player of course. Sadly he checked out in early 2005 after a long and happy life.
ally wrote: I had a dog.
so he couldn't stop pissing the rug eh???
poor pooch...
We've got a dog...she's fucking psychotic...she's called Abbie...not sure why...it's so sweet though...she pisses the floor when I get home...so yeah...I get to clean up a puddle of piss when I come home...every fucking day...
and you thought kids were bad...at least they'll wear diapers!!!
My sisters (rescue) dog used to do that, she was abused when she was a pup and no matter how kind they were it was a habit she could never break. They ended up having to let her go.
Lost a cat and a rabbit; now just have 1 demented cat and 1 rabbit with issues. Plus this semi adopted mutt.
Big B wrote: I have 3 cats. Martin, Little Joe and Zader. I named my cat Martin after Martin Gore of Depeche Mode. Zader is the gothic cat being that he is all black. Any thoughts on pets of your own for discussion?
3 cats? gez, for me 1 is too much,hehe. But yes I own a cat, pitch-black and its name is Veron, yea, yea, that football player. Erm.. it is she actually![]()
Missy Jem wrote: My fish will be named Hooky and Barney
I once had 4 blackmore goldfish - Hooky, Barney, Stephen & Gillian....I flushed them down the toilet when I moved house as nobody wanted them.
I still feel guilty to this day but I think their happy. :\oops:![]()
Have 1 cat that moved in with me because it's previous owners were insane. For some reason she has to be the center of attention whenever I'm trying to get anything done...

We used to have two Yorkies, named Chelsea & Mindy.
a couple of toys like the pic below.
they both died in the end of liver cancer.
I wonder if feeding them tinned Cat Food instead of Dog food their whole lives had something to do with. they hated dog food.
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Missy Jem wrote: I prefer big dogs normally but those two are gorgeous
loud bastards they were.
Chelsea broke her hip when she was a pup. i.e Coffee Mug sized. It meant that as she got old, she couldn't climb on the COUCH. We had to lift her up. Then she went blind and deaf.
Shortly after that our house got boigled.
So we destroyed her!!
and bagged her up in the back garden.
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four cats one inside and three outside,tracey,kyla,alison,and ren.
two dawgs,angel and lucy.mix breed mutts.
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I have an adopted cat, next doors. If I open the doors in summer I have to check the house before I lock it, she's always asleep on my sofa or under my bed!
Yes she does like my house, although I suspect she likes Alfie more! I have to be careful not to leave Alfie within reach, although I suspect the cat would come off worse!
I never liked cats until I met her although I've bought her friendship with several saucers of milk.
We had a cat called "Tarbolloks" (long story) till it had kittens & was renamed Naebolloks. (It was a cunt calling it in fir it's dinner).
MIMX wrote: (It was a cunt calling it in fir it's dinner).
Never have that problem. Dinnertime is always at 5.30 and she starts being my (very audible) shadow at around 4. Drives me mad ![]()
J.A.K wrote:
Missy Jem wrote: I prefer big dogs normally but those two are gorgeous
loud bastards they were. Chelsea broke her hip when she was a pup. i.e Coffee Mug sized. It meant that as she got old, she couldn't climb on the COUCH. We had to lift her up. Then she went blind and deaf. Shortly after that our house got boigled. So we destroyed her!! and bagged her up in the back garden.
Have you seen them dogs that have wheels where their back legs used to be? Class,they can run fast as fuck.Proper nippy little Jack Russell scoots about round our way,happy as Larry!Proper little Ironside.
At times its as funny as dwarfs....nearly.
Pets 2 Budgies Mogger & Rippers
Loads of Tropical Fish
Here's our two babies..... who needs bloomin' kids when you have these two delightful companions?
Checkers

Marbles

It's obvious which one wears the trousers in a manner of speaking. ;)![]()
My dog died of old age several years ago. I still dream about her. It's good to see her again, even if it's only in my dreams. ![]()
This is Cooper - named after the best South Aussie beer - Coopers.

Our cockatoo - Houey

And our cocktiel- Louis

Barnette wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Aya wanna see a mya acock atoo?
You have two cocks??
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Big enough to be two, allegedly. ![]()
This Is my kitty, Munki. I changed his food to an adult formula about 6 weeks ago and he stopped pooping actual turds. The vet suggested I give him some mineral oil with his food for awhile and he finally started pooping actual turds today. Yay for poop!

This is my kitty Dinsdale, named after the less malevolent Piranha Brother, NOT the giant hedgehog as everyone seems to think (he was named Spiny Norman). Please ignore my terrible Texas accent.....
Lisa Brooke wrote: This is my kitty Dinsdale, named after the less malevolent Piranha Brother, NOT the giant hedgehog as everyone seems to think (he was named Spiny Norman). Please ignore my terrible Texas accent.....
Was his photo taken in the dark?
His eye looks like a play button.
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Lisa Brooke wrote: Was his photo taken in the dark? His eye looks like a play button.
Both of her eyes look like pinwheels normally...must be that LSD cat food.
It must be a proper pain in the arse typing in my question again. Just hit the quote button.
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Lisa Brooke wrote: This is my kitty Dinsdale, named after the less malevolent Piranha Brother, NOT the giant hedgehog as everyone seems to think (he was named Spiny Norman). Please ignore my terrible Texas accent.....
You only did it so you could call him by doing a spiny norman voice didn;t you?
"dinsdale?"
"DINSDALE"
"DINNNSSDAAAALLE"
Has he ever nailed your head to the floor?
Lisa Brooke wrote: This is my kitty Dinsdale, named after the less malevolent Piranha Brother, NOT the giant hedgehog as everyone seems to think (he was named Spiny Norman). Please ignore my terrible Texas accent.....
Let Dinsey out, you bitch! ![]()
Yeah, at which point he'll shriek his ballix off twice as loud to get back in, upon discovering it actually IS cold and wet outside.
Once seen a cat of mine go BALLISTIC to get outside into the snow, I openned the door, and like something from a cartoon, it dipped one paw in the snow, removed it, shook it, stared at it, shook it again, looked at me, and bolted back indoors.
J.A.K wrote:
Lisa Brooke wrote: Was his photo taken in the dark? His eye looks like a play button.
Both of her eyes look like pinwheels normally...must be that LSD cat food.
It must be a proper pain in the arse typing in my question again. Just hit the quote button.
EDIT...............
Farkin' hell....so that's how it works.....
Doctor? wrote: Yeah, at which point he'll shriek his ballix off twice as loud to get back in, upon discovering it actually IS cold and wet outside.
Once seen a cat of mine go BALLISTIC to get outside into the snow, I openned the door, and like something from a cartoon, it dipped one paw in the snow, removed it, shook it, stared at it, shook it again, looked at me, and bolted back indoors.
If she had ballix to shriek off, I'm sure she would....she LOVED the snow. She stayed outside for an hour and even then I had to go outside and bring her in....
Doctor? wrote:
Lisa Brooke wrote: This is my kitty Dinsdale, named after the less malevolent Piranha Brother, NOT the giant hedgehog as everyone seems to think (he was named Spiny Norman). Please ignore my terrible Texas accent.....
You only did it so you could call him by doing a spiny norman voice didn;t you?
"dinsdale?"
"DINSDALE"
"DINNNSSDAAAALLE"
Has he ever nailed your head to the floor?[/q
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Of course! An she's also screwed my pelvis to a cakestand on several occasions
NObabe wrote:
Lisa Brooke wrote: This is my kitty Dinsdale, named after the less malevolent Piranha Brother, NOT the giant hedgehog as everyone seems to think (he was named Spiny Norman). Please ignore my terrible Texas accent.....
Let Dinsey out, you bitch!
I did, you silly cow!!
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Haven't had any pets since I left home and moved in with Milky (he has an allergy to pet hair)
Used to have cats.. Cindy, cos I was young and liked the name. Sophie & Shula, already named when we got them as retired breeding cats.. The last cat I had was a rescue cat.. the lady at the rescue place didn't name the cats through fear of getting too attached but she referenced them by referring to them by the place they were found.
The kitten I took had been found covered in oil, hanging by her neck in a Carpark.. the name kinda stuck... Mum thought it a bit weird for a while calling Carpark in for dinner.. She was the most affectionate cat I ever had.. I really miss her.. she was on steroids all her short life for a skin condition brought on by the oil...
& the last pet was a friend's discarded rat called Twix... she was crazy.. like a mini dog.. very entertaining as long as you can cope with the fact they love to chew through any wire that comes within 5 foot of em....
Lisa Brooke wrote:
NObabe wrote:
Lisa Brooke wrote: This is my kitty Dinsdale, named after the less malevolent Piranha Brother, NOT the giant hedgehog as everyone seems to think (he was named Spiny Norman). Please ignore my terrible Texas accent.....
Let Dinsey out, you bitch!
I did, you silly cow!!
No you didn't! You kept saying 'oh it's cold and wet outside' Liar, it looks a sunny day to me
like hell it was! It was pissing down sleet and 25 degrees (that FAHRENHEIT here)......wet cats stink.
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I've been into a petshop today. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?"
The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?"
I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
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So what? I went to the pet shop wanting to buy a tortoise or a terrapin but they didn't have any because the lorry delivering them had crashed.
It was a turtle disaster.
Tokoloshe Man wrote:
Pokky (about 0.2 years old)
Awww, what a sweetie!
As for me, I've got a budgie called Sunny. He's four and he never stops talking. His favourite thing to say is "Bye bye, see you later".


Pokky (about 0.2 years old)
