Pets
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Pokky (about 0.2 years old)My dog died of old age several years ago. I still dream about her. It's good to see her again, even if it's only in my dreams. 
This is Cooper - named after the best South Aussie beer - Coopers.
Our cockatoo - Houey
And our cocktiel- Louis
Barnette wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Aya wanna see a mya acock atoo?
You have two cocks??
Big enough to be two, allegedly. 
This Is my kitty, Munki. I changed his food to an adult formula about 6 weeks ago and he stopped pooping actual turds. The vet suggested I give him some mineral oil with his food for awhile and he finally started pooping actual turds today. Yay for poop!
This is my kitty Dinsdale, named after the less malevolent Piranha Brother, NOT the giant hedgehog as everyone seems to think (he was named Spiny Norman). Please ignore my terrible Texas accent.....
Lisa Brooke wrote: This is my kitty Dinsdale, named after the less malevolent Piranha Brother, NOT the giant hedgehog as everyone seems to think (he was named Spiny Norman). Please ignore my terrible Texas accent.....
Was his photo taken in the dark?
His eye looks like a play button.
Lisa Brooke wrote: Was his photo taken in the dark? His eye looks like a play button.
Both of her eyes look like pinwheels normally...must be that LSD cat food.
It must be a proper pain in the arse typing in my question again. Just hit the quote button.
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Lisa Brooke wrote: This is my kitty Dinsdale, named after the less malevolent Piranha Brother, NOT the giant hedgehog as everyone seems to think (he was named Spiny Norman). Please ignore my terrible Texas accent.....
You only did it so you could call him by doing a spiny norman voice didn;t you?
"dinsdale?"
"DINSDALE"
"DINNNSSDAAAALLE"
Has he ever nailed your head to the floor?
Lisa Brooke wrote: This is my kitty Dinsdale, named after the less malevolent Piranha Brother, NOT the giant hedgehog as everyone seems to think (he was named Spiny Norman). Please ignore my terrible Texas accent.....
Let Dinsey out, you bitch! 
Yeah, at which point he'll shriek his ballix off twice as loud to get back in, upon discovering it actually IS cold and wet outside.
Once seen a cat of mine go BALLISTIC to get outside into the snow, I openned the door, and like something from a cartoon, it dipped one paw in the snow, removed it, shook it, stared at it, shook it again, looked at me, and bolted back indoors.
J.A.K wrote:
Lisa Brooke wrote: Was his photo taken in the dark? His eye looks like a play button.
Both of her eyes look like pinwheels normally...must be that LSD cat food.
It must be a proper pain in the arse typing in my question again. Just hit the quote button.
EDIT...............
Farkin' hell....so that's how it works.....
Doctor? wrote: Yeah, at which point he'll shriek his ballix off twice as loud to get back in, upon discovering it actually IS cold and wet outside.
Once seen a cat of mine go BALLISTIC to get outside into the snow, I openned the door, and like something from a cartoon, it dipped one paw in the snow, removed it, shook it, stared at it, shook it again, looked at me, and bolted back indoors.
If she had ballix to shriek off, I'm sure she would....she LOVED the snow. She stayed outside for an hour and even then I had to go outside and bring her in....
Doctor? wrote:
Lisa Brooke wrote: This is my kitty Dinsdale, named after the less malevolent Piranha Brother, NOT the giant hedgehog as everyone seems to think (he was named Spiny Norman). Please ignore my terrible Texas accent.....
You only did it so you could call him by doing a spiny norman voice didn;t you?
"dinsdale?"
"DINSDALE"
"DINNNSSDAAAALLE"
Has he ever nailed your head to the floor?[/q
Of course! An she's also screwed my pelvis to a cakestand on several occasions
NObabe wrote:
Lisa Brooke wrote: This is my kitty Dinsdale, named after the less malevolent Piranha Brother, NOT the giant hedgehog as everyone seems to think (he was named Spiny Norman). Please ignore my terrible Texas accent.....
Let Dinsey out, you bitch!
I did, you silly cow!!
Haven't had any pets since I left home and moved in with Milky (he has an allergy to pet hair)
Used to have cats.. Cindy, cos I was young and liked the name. Sophie & Shula, already named when we got them as retired breeding cats.. The last cat I had was a rescue cat.. the lady at the rescue place didn't name the cats through fear of getting too attached but she referenced them by referring to them by the place they were found.
The kitten I took had been found covered in oil, hanging by her neck in a Carpark.. the name kinda stuck... Mum thought it a bit weird for a while calling Carpark in for dinner.. She was the most affectionate cat I ever had.. I really miss her.. she was on steroids all her short life for a skin condition brought on by the oil...
& the last pet was a friend's discarded rat called Twix... she was crazy.. like a mini dog.. very entertaining as long as you can cope with the fact they love to chew through any wire that comes within 5 foot of em....
Lisa Brooke wrote:
NObabe wrote:
Lisa Brooke wrote: This is my kitty Dinsdale, named after the less malevolent Piranha Brother, NOT the giant hedgehog as everyone seems to think (he was named Spiny Norman). Please ignore my terrible Texas accent.....
Let Dinsey out, you bitch!
I did, you silly cow!!
No you didn't! You kept saying 'oh it's cold and wet outside' Liar, it looks a sunny day to me
like hell it was! It was pissing down sleet and 25 degrees (that FAHRENHEIT here)......wet cats stink.
I've been into a petshop today. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?"
The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?"
I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
