A Lady is...
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Steve One wrote: I was thinking more along the lines of,
"Not found round here..." :D
that is so very untrue.
Steve One wrote: Oh,i get you now. Barnette lives close to you does she? And you don't want a thump!
ouch. there are at least a handful of great ladies who post here.
Ronald is obviously an old fashioned gentleman when it comes to women.
He'll wine and dine them, listen to their problems, loan them his jacket on a chilly evening, walk them home....
...spy on them undressing from a tree with a pair of binoculars, make 'heavy breathing' phone calls to them, kill their cat and mail the body parts to them etc. etc.
ally wrote: Ronald is obviously an old fashioned gentleman when it comes to women.
He'll wine and dine them, listen to their problems, loan them his jacket on a chilly evening, walk them home....
...spy on them undressing from a tree with a pair of binoculars, make 'heavy breathing' phone calls to them, kill their cat and mail the body parts to them etc. etc.
and still not get his end away.
A woman who knows her anus is an exit: not an entrance!
(Sorry. 1st possible definition that sprang into my mind).
NOOLigan wrote:
Steve One wrote: Oh,i get you now. Barnette lives close to you does she? And you don't want a thump!
ouch. there are at least a handful of great ladies who post here.
Ron is far too much of a gentleman to have such thoughts you wicked man! 
