What you like in a fight?

Is Jem a Horwich Hardnut?, Would Kershaw pull a Stanley Knife from his shellsuit pocket? Is Jarvo a southern fairy or a cockney geezer? And what about Jeff, does he always hit his 'Target'?

Ladies, Gentleman and Contenders, please step into the ring...

I run away. If I do not run quick enough I curl up in a ball, then whack the other party with the biggest heaviest thing I can find. Never start a fight, always finish it ;)

aren't supposed to be preventing public disturbances?

I haven't had a fight since I was about 11. I would never start a fight, although I'm pretty sure I could handle myself if the need arose (though I'd be mortified the day after if I did).

In this day and age it's best to walk away, what with all these scrotes who think nothing of sticking a glass in your face or stabbing you.

I hate any kind of fighting.A bloke in my local got a bottle smashed over his head last night,made me feel realy sick.The only good thing to come out of it was that they both got barred for life (both were/are trouble making twats).

I hate everything about fights....i mean, people have to solve all problems in a good way!!

I'd only fight if someone touches me first.

King John Honest John wrote: I'd only fight if someone touches me first.

well, maybe in that case too!!

Have quite surprised meself on a couple of occasions by scaring the shit out of em with just a few choice words before it came to fisticuffs

Have quite surprised meself on a couple of occasions by scaring the shit out of em with just a few choice words before it came to fisticuffs

Such as " I know Rocket Mick! "

For some reason I never get picked on. Well I am six foot and fairly solid.

What am I like in a fight? Who wants to know?

I don't fight unless I have no choice. Much prefer peace and goodwill.

On the sidelines, cheering the combatents on

I prefer UFC on pay-per-view.

Personally I would only resort to violence if a member of my family was in dire danger. That would not be a fight per say as a gunbattle.

If given the opportunity walk away, most fights are just hot air.

I'd throw one Helen of Troy of a fist, but only if someone doesn't fully understand the meaning of 'So why don't you piss off?' and provokes me further. Then, fists fly and God knows what else happens!

Otherwise, I'd love to see [on MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch] Stephen Morris [and his tank!] beat the hoo-haw out of Steve Brotherdale. Fun time.

Not fought in years.Not good to be serving public with a black eye,and I love my clothes too much.But when I did,I went in all guns blazing.No feet though,definitely Queensbury rules.