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The mile high club
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oldmonkey wrote: While we're on the subject, is anyone a member?
No way, I think a cramped, smelly, public aircraft toilet must be the worst place ever to get jiggy.
I am boring.
Missy Jem wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: While we're on the subject, is anyone a member?
No way, I think a cramped, smelly, public aircraft toilet must be the worst place ever to get jiggy.
I am boring.
it didn't do jeremy irons any harm
Missy Jem wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: While we're on the subject, is anyone a member?
No way, I think a cramped, smelly, public aircraft toilet must be the worst place ever to get jiggy.
I am boring.
Fibber! 
Pity, but I've never yet been on a plane where the stewardess says... "Good morning,I'm your stewardess and I'll be providing the in-flight wanks" 
I always find the urge to go to the bog and have a crafty bine,more prevailant on these long haul flights..
Some heavy petting on a bus to Spain years and years ago had me busting a nut once..Does that count? 
Well if at 35,000 feet the bloke's on the toliet and the bird makes the mistake of slamming the "Flush" button in a burst of passion then there could be some dire consequences.
ally wrote: Well if at 35,000 feet the bloke's on the toliet and the bird makes the mistake of slamming the "Flush" button in a burst of passion then there could be some dire consequences.
As long as there is no Dire-earsequences,I could'nt see it being a problem.
old monkey wrote,anyone a member
indeed,, 28th june 1987,gatwick to corfu
it was our wedding night ..
got a round of applause when we came out ......3.a.m in the morning.
some people remembered "the honeymoon couple" when we got the flight back,,, wifee was a bit embaresed by that.
do you believe in love .:D
oldmonkey wrote: While we're on the subject, is anyone a member?
Seriously, on the planes I took, I think it's completely impossible.... too tiny and you have people all around you.
Maybe in 1st class it's possible, but economy... er... not sure.
79 order wrote:
spotnick wrote ,,its to small.
you gotta stand up m8.
we all stand.
Yeah, anyways, with the size I have, I can't content on that one, unless it's with myself 
Spotnick wrote:
79 order wrote:
spotnick wrote ,,its to small.
you gotta stand up m8.
we all stand.
Yeah, anyways, with the size I have, I can't content on that one, unless it's with myself
Nick's about 6'4" and fairly substantial of build, for the benefit of those who haven't quite understood what he means here..... ;)
Try driving a taxi in summer you get at least two or three of the fuckers at it a week. You seem them gliding arm in arm out of the pub after a hot summers day well before last orders then giving you and address. Five minutes later ,"Right get the fuck out of my taxi now!" "But where not doing anything," she'll whine as 'certain smells' fill the cab. "Pull your fucking keks up then and tell me your not doing owt, it's not fucking mobile bedroom." "But we weren't doing anything.." "Alright well I'll video you on my phone not doing anything until the police get here ...."
"Sorry" sound of zips being fastened and an almost palpable blush fill the air an they get out.
Cheers
im going to paris next week on eurostar .
asked the wife if we could become members of the "mile under club" to square the circle.
funny i didt the response i used to.
round and round.
SiLeakHunt wrote: Try driving a taxi in summer you get at least two or three of the fuckers at it a week. You seem them gliding arm in arm out of the pub after a hot summers day well before last orders then giving you and address. Five minutes later ,"Right get the fuck out of my taxi now!" "But where not doing anything," she'll whine as 'certain smells' fill the cab. "Pull your fucking keks up then and tell me your not doing owt, it's not fucking mobile bedroom." "But we weren't doing anything.." "Alright well I'll video you on my phone not doing anything until the police get here ...."
"Sorry" sound of zips being fastened and an almost palpable blush fill the air an they get out.
Cheers
Just put a sign "Smile, you're on camera" that should stop a few of them...
Or have beans and give them with a Girls Gone Wild sign... 
oldmonkey wrote: While we're on the subject, is anyone a member?
Got a BJ on a small flight from Savannah to Dulles, does that count?
a lady i work with did it at 125 miles :)
google for Lisa Nowak
i have had sex at whatever cruising altitide is for a Boeing on a trans-atlanic flight. 35k ?????
SiLeakHunt wrote: Try driving a taxi in summer you get at least two or three of the fuckers at it a week. You seem them gliding arm in arm out of the pub after a hot summers day well before last orders then giving you and address. Five minutes later ,"Right get the fuck out of my taxi now!" "But where not doing anything," she'll whine as 'certain smells' fill the cab. "Pull your fucking keks up then and tell me your not doing owt, it's not fucking mobile bedroom." "But we weren't doing anything.." "Alright well I'll video you on my phone not doing anything until the police get here ...."
"Sorry" sound of zips being fastened and an almost palpable blush fill the air an they get out.
Cheers
videotape them and sell it. if i was fucking in a taxi i would expect it.
