Something for the weekend.. . .

TREVOR will love this site but it made me go to SHEEP!

bad moderator...bad bad moderator...

Don't know if there's any truth in it,but I heard if you do a ewe at a very cliff's edge,they buck back better...Makes sense.

Fill yer boots Jeff!

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Is that why I was trying to stick Jem's feet in my boots back in October???

oh shit...now I've gone and done it...

I like my eyes blackened...it gives me a certain sophisticated look...

:dead:

We've gone from sheep to Jem in 6 posts....fan-fucking-tastic..

We? You mean you Get a grip,who wears size 24 wellys?

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Will you all at least come to my funeral???

I'll have me mum do up Viking badges for the service???

I'll be there

But only for yer mam

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Is that why I was trying to stick Jem's feet in my boots back in October???

oh shit...now I've gone and done it...

I like my eyes blackened...it gives me a certain sophisticated look...

:dead:

We've gone from sheep to Jem in 6 posts....fan-fucking-tastic..

Is it a year already since the last pick on Jem day?

Time flies...

(and you will too Jeffers!)

Boatraceface wrote:

I'll be there

But only for yer mam

Who is also his sister

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Well...I've heard that here in Texas, we tuck their hind legs into our boots....

mind, I've only HEARD...

yeah...that's the ticket...

A kid in my school got caught sheep shagging in the 4-H barn back in the day....we called him Daaaaanniel after that.

Mi mam bought me a lovely pair of green dunlop wellies from town the other week........ mmmmm......baaaaaabara :sex:

Lisa Brooke wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Well...I've heard that here in Texas, we tuck their hind legs into our boots....

mind, I've only HEARD...

yeah...that's the ticket...

A kid in my school got caught sheep shagging in the 4-H barn back in the day....we called him Daaaaanniel after that.

My best foot in mouth comment was made to a girl back when Wheelie bins first came out in the UK. I called her Otto, little realising that this nickname came about from her being shagged over the top of an Otto Wheeliebin! Ooops

whenever i see this thread i keep thinking it's on that pretty boring food show on bbc2 on sunday mornings

:(

cheers.

that was a nice permament addition to my office computer hard drive.

Tabsy, your problems are solved.

Missy Jem wrote:

Lisa Brooke wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: Well...I've heard that here in Texas, we tuck their hind legs into our boots....

mind, I've only HEARD...

yeah...that's the ticket...

A kid in my school got caught sheep shagging in the 4-H barn back in the day....we called him Daaaaanniel after that.

My best foot in mouth comment was made to a girl back when Wheelie bins first came out in the UK. I called her Otto, little realising that this nickname came about from her being shagged over the top of an Otto Wheeliebin! Ooops

thank gawd it wasn't a Biffa Wheeliebin.

[orange]State of Love and Trust [/orange] wrote: whenever i see this thread i keep thinking it's on that pretty boring food show on bbc2 on sunday mornings

Y'all have a cooking show called Sheep Shagging?? All we have is Rachel Ray....

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I'd rather watch somebody shagging a sheep than to hear that bitches voice...Rachel Ray is EVIL...

I swear she is an agent of Satan...fucking bitch...

You know her personally then?