Barney´s Angels :love2:
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Mrs.Disco wrote: Just checking whom of you girls are regulars at Barney´s Angels website? I am curious :D
don't you know? I thought you could tell us. :D
I've never been on it yet. I'll bet you my house that your members will increase greatly after next weekend when all the Vikings are bludgeoned to death in Belgrade.
Missy Jem wrote: I've never been on it yet. I'll bet you my house that your members will increase greatly after next weekend when all the Vikings are bludgeoned to death in Belgrade.
It's the basketball I'm most worried about. Serbs vs Croats 
I believe two female members from this site joined the aforementioned site, in an under-cover operation, with the prime intent of ruffling a few halo's. The operation was a huge success.
So I'm told. 
King John Honest John wrote: no one is.
coz its a loada bollocks.
*takes a 2X4 to that statement.*
Oh and by the way, I'm a Barney's Angel who's the resident Steve-aholic.
How's that for a load of bollocks? Thought so. 'Cause it AIN'T.
Mrs.Disco wrote: Just checking whom of you girls are regulars at Barney´s Angels website? I am curious :D
There's a Barney's Angels website? 
Yeah, me and Maya and Jemmie and Bonzette had a wee laugh here, and now there is some website full of bunny boiling stalkers. Bloody internet :D
*Looks at stash of buttons on table*
Sorry, but not part of the site. I'm only around here for the constant laughs and synthporn. :p
Doctor? wrote: Yeah, me and Maya and Jemmie and Bonzette had a wee laugh here, and now there is some website full of bunny boiling stalkers. Bloody internet :D
I signed up as well in an effort to cure them all from their obsession, by posting the most horrible picture of BS I have seen to date, but alas, I failed miserably :D
melly wrote: *Looks at stash of buttons on table*
Sorry, but not part of the site. I'm only around here for the constant laughs and synthporn. :p
I forgot you were in it and all Mellster.
How did some amusing pink badges turn into stalker central like?
Geri I think they may be beyond help. Was the pic that one of him DJ-ing with glasses and a face that could win the all Lancashire gurning championships, if not, it MIGHT be worth a try,.
Doctor? wrote:
melly wrote: *Looks at stash of buttons on table*
Sorry, but not part of the site. I'm only around here for the constant laughs and synthporn. :p
I forgot you were in it and all Mellster.
How did some amusing pink badges turn into stalker central like?
Geri I think they may be beyond help. Was the pic that one of him DJ-ing with glasses and a face that could win the all Lancashire gurning championships, if not, it MIGHT be worth a try,.
I know the one you mean, but no, I posted this one:
the 'dodgy geography teacher that you wouldn't like anywhere near your kids' look 
Amusing thing there for me being the letter just above the picture, from one N.Bobby Bhamra of Maidenhead, who ran the "Last Orders" fanzine, and took it all very very seriously indeed! Wonder what he's listening to today!
Would I kick Bernard out of bed?
No
Might I occasionally have steamy fantasies about him?
Hell yes 
Would I have him in my list of top totty?
Yup!
Am I an obsessional crazed stalker type who witters on about him and trades infatuated daydreams about him? No
Am I a member of Barnie's angels? No 
(see above)
NObabe wrote:
NOOLigan wrote: try this one:
That's Martin Gore, that is
or a young David Jason with a blonde wig.
Do I post at the Barney's Angels site? Yes! Do I have a lot of fun there? Definitely! Do I give a damn about what some people on this board think of that? No. I never gave a damn about that anyway :D
Oh yeah, and if any of you are ready to come out of the closet and apply under your real names... we've got nudie pictures :P
Mari wrote: Do I post at the Barney's Angels site? Yes! Do I have a lot of fun there? Definitely! Do I give a damn about what some people on this board think of that? No. I never gave a damn about that anyway :D
Oh yeah, and if any of you are ready to come out of the closet and apply under your real names... we've got nudie pictures :P
my real name's still John Kershaw.
post me a few now. just of you though.
Mari wrote: Do I post at the Barney's Angels site? Yes! Do I have a lot of fun there? Definitely! Do I give a damn about what some people on this board think of that? No. I never gave a damn about that anyway :D
Do you have a telephoto lens on your camera? Probably! Do you hang around yacht clubs even though you don't own a yacht? Probably! Do you have roughly 10,000 JPEGs of Bernard Sumner? Definitely! Do you have an obsession even 14 year old girls would find embarrassing? Oh yes!
Stalkerssssss
I'll confess to that third one
Still, not ashamed. Sorry, you failed there. Not a stalker either. You should check your dictionary on that one. Where does going to 23512436 NO concerts fit in...?? Oh wait, it's ok if a guy does that, but girls, eeewww, they've got cooties!! uncool!
It's just ridiculous how some people react here about that board, when it's nothing more than harmless fun we're having.
I completely agree.... if I were knocking the amount of gigs you went to 
which I wasn't. Barney's Angels is principally about getting into his y-fronts isn't it? You've got to expect a bit of stick for all that girly shite!
I just think the "Barney's such a dreamboat and I wish he were my boyfriend" sort of discussions are endlessly pointless. It's not like any of you will ever get to shag him! Not so long ago we had Mrs.Disco questioning whether Barney's missus was "fat" which was definitely a bit personal to be fair.
I suppose I just don't "get" fans who are intensely fascinated with the band's private lives. I'm just in it for the musik
Horses for courses, however.
