Stop Press!!! Digital Mike Exposed!

Reuters UK -- Chorley, England 23/2/2007

New reports claim that beloved BCD Moderator Digital Mike Binoche (nee Garrity) in fact ENJOYS "gay disco," including the likes of Blue Monday, Erasure, Depeche Mode, and even, in quieter moments, The CURE! While at one time rumoured to be romantically linked with an aging French actress, said actress (and renowned hag) has repeatedly refused to discuss her connection to DM in the media. Although he has never denied being "in the shed," so to speak, sources are now questioning Digital Mike's alleged love for (female) breasts that measure somewhere in the 37EE-39EE range. Investigators have released recently unearthed footage of the moderator's private, offline activities--which, according to resident criminal profiler Tim Jauncey, appears to be some sort of convention for fellow Cure fans, all sated into exhaustion by massive amounts of pie--though a full determination of the tape's contents is yet to be announced.

Visual record of one such gathering:

Independent investigations into the private lives of other well-known NOOL personalities are pending and expected to surface in coming days.

What the fook...

That was filmed at Blue Saturday wasnt it?

Just nicked this off the Frank Sidebottom thread, but Diggy Mike is mentioned on this one too.

Did he work on the railways?

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Did he work on the railways?

Probably on a certain Train. There's always room....

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Did he work on the railways?

Probably on a certain Train. There's always room....

The Observer reports and even Kylie, another of DM's slobbered-over icons, gets a mention. Hopefully it was a certain mash-up....

""The bar car was where it all began. A steady trickle of men and women, old and young, high-camp and low-key, mingling with a clique-free ease rarely seen at British gay events, trickled in to wet this baby's head. Kenny, a big, smiley softie in minimalist, rubber-fetish chic teamed with cosy ski hat and goggles - later exchanged for red nose and antlers - and his spectacular man-lady colleague, in a black and white check mini-dress and hat apparently fashioned from a pair of Ivana Trump's cast-off furry moonboots (circa 1982), served up Carlsberg and cocktails while, in the corner, a pair of cheeky crewcut dykes opened for business at a collapsible mini-casino.""

CLASSIC!

I don't get it. Seems like an awful bit of trouble for a weak joke.

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

pumped full of drugs wrote: I don't get it. Seems like an awful bit of trouble for a weak joke.

I'll tell him you said that next time I talk to him.

I could fall out with you Pope

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: I could fall out with you Pope

You may fall out with the Pope, but can you fall off the gay train?

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: I could fall out with you Pope

You may fall out with the Pope, but can you fall off the gay train?

Depends if you're stuck in the caboose, I suppose.

THREAD of the MONTH!

Reuters UK -- Chorley, England 23/2/2007

EXCELLENT:D

Classic reporting Popesy

REN wrote:

I obviously mis-understood the subject on first glance; and raised the parental controls from high to banned........