What can you do with one hand ?
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masturbate
Richard Dawson looks up to the board and asks "do we have... masturbate"? ding! ding! ding!
Summon the spirits of the underworld to do my bidding 
And put on my socks (one foot at a time) 
A better question Mike would've been "What can you ONLY do with TWO hands?". You can do most things with only one!
pumped full of drugs wrote: masturbate
Richard Dawson looks up to the board and asks "do we have... masturbate"? ding! ding! ding!
Speaking for yourself i hope? Everyone else knows thats a two handed job,then its still er,hard to do. 
Doctor? wrote: play any single part from Blue Monday
One FINGER will do for that
actually, thats not funny, because its true
Steve wrote:
pumped full of drugs wrote: masturbate
Richard Dawson looks up to the board and asks "do we have... masturbate"? ding! ding! ding!
Speaking for yourself i hope? Everyone else knows thats a two handed job,then its still er,hard to do.
One FINGER will do for that 
SEE WHAT I DID THERE???
NObabe wrote:
What can you do with one hand ?
Something that Rocket Mick cannot do.....
GUESS WHAT
Stroke your own hair? 
This is not a reference to the map of Tasmania. Just what do you take me for?
NObabe wrote:
What can you do with one hand ?
Something that Rocket Mick cannot do.....
GUESS WHAT
Find a job? Sell his house? Wash his hair? Get a round in? Cook sausages on his George Foreman?
Steve wrote: A better question Mike would've been "What can you ONLY do with TWO hands?". You can do most things with only one!
My mate Andy has only got one arm.
The only thing he can't do is carry three pints back from the bar :\ohwell:
:edit:
He can't swim in a straight line either, he keeps going round in circles
Leggy D wrote: He can't swim in a straight line either, he keeps going round in circles
Has Andy ever seen THIS?
Sean Lock is a swimming pool attendant.
Bloke's going in a wonky line so Lock tells him to swim straight.
Bloke says he's only got one arm.
Lock says, well just use the other leg then!
Hail a Taxi to change the scene or just get home.
Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I can write.... whoo hoo!!!
Soon, very soon this site might have to be in Braille. Visually impaired- Forget EGG. Everyone's Gone Blind.
Digi Mike Binoche wrote: That's SID not SYD lol
I should have know better WA HAHAHA 
Evening Gat
FATS wrote:
Lisa Brooke wrote: Stroke mah kitty.....:)
WA HAHAHA
I always thought people from Birmingham were a little bit rough around the edges.........but really! Sid James didn't even pretend to have a Brummie accent...........tut. 
Kath wrote:
FATS wrote:
Lisa Brooke wrote: Stroke mah kitty.....:)
WA HAHAHA
I always thought people from Birmingham were a little bit rough around the edges.........but really! Sid James didn't even pretend to have a Brummie accent...........tut.
Noooooooooo, its my Sid James dirty laugh impression ( see Carry on Films )and not all us Brummies are rough round the edges
FATS wrote:
Kath wrote:
FATS wrote:
Lisa Brooke wrote: Stroke mah kitty.....:)
WA HAHAHA
I always thought people from Birmingham were a little bit rough around the edges.........but really! Sid James didn't even pretend to have a Brummie accent...........tut.
Noooooooooo, its my Sid James dirty laugh impression ( see Carry on Films )and not all us Brummies are rough round the edges
You so KNOW we are!
Kath wrote:
FATS wrote:
Kath wrote:
FATS wrote:
Lisa Brooke wrote: Stroke mah kitty.....:)
WA HAHAHA
I always thought people from Birmingham were a little bit rough around the edges.........but really! Sid James didn't even pretend to have a Brummie accent...........tut.
Noooooooooo, its my Sid James dirty laugh impression ( see Carry on Films )and not all us Brummies are rough round the edges
You so KNOW we are!
I stand corrected
:D'Sunshine' wrote: Heh, I'd add my answer, but then again,
[...er, yeah. it's that dirty. :D]
Wipe your own arse eh? Aren't you the clever one...
