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25 Feb 2007, 14:12

Discuss

25 Feb 2007, 14:35

Make a flask of coffee whilst on the phone to DIGGY.Bloody difficult too. :hat:

25 Feb 2007, 14:59

punch a friend!

25 Feb 2007, 15:09

massage um ah the back of my neck. :evil4:

25 Feb 2007, 15:12

masturbate

Richard Dawson looks up to the board and asks "do we have... masturbate"? ding! ding! ding!

25 Feb 2007, 15:47

fist!

25 Feb 2007, 15:51

Type with one hand, drink with the other.

25 Feb 2007, 17:00

play any single part from Blue Monday :evil4:

25 Feb 2007, 18:05

Summon the spirits of the underworld to do my bidding :evil4:

And put on my socks (one foot at a time) :shrug:

25 Feb 2007, 21:36

I can write....

whoo hoo!!!

26 Feb 2007, 01:07

A better question Mike would've been "What can you ONLY do with TWO hands?". You can do most things with only one!

26 Feb 2007, 01:08

pumped full of drugs wrote: masturbate

Richard Dawson looks up to the board and asks "do we have... masturbate"? ding! ding! ding!

Speaking for yourself i hope? Everyone else knows thats a two handed job,then its still er,hard to do. :laugh:

26 Feb 2007, 09:08

With one hand, Chuck Norris can transform you into a living vegetable.:p

26 Feb 2007, 09:14

Doctor? wrote: play any single part from Blue Monday

One FINGER will do for that :laugh:

:shrug: actually, thats not funny, because its true :nonono:

26 Feb 2007, 09:40

Steve wrote:

pumped full of drugs wrote: masturbate

Richard Dawson looks up to the board and asks "do we have... masturbate"? ding! ding! ding!

Speaking for yourself i hope? Everyone else knows thats a two handed job,then its still er,hard to do.

One FINGER will do for that :lol:

SEE WHAT I DID THERE???

26 Feb 2007, 13:21

What can you do with one hand ?

Something that Rocket Mick cannot do.....

GUESS WHAT

26 Feb 2007, 14:12

NObabe wrote:

What can you do with one hand ?

Something that Rocket Mick cannot do.....

GUESS WHAT

Stroke your own hair? :confused2: :lol:

This is not a reference to the map of Tasmania. Just what do you take me for?

http://www.tas.gov.au/tasmaniaonline/about/tasmap-600.gif

27 Feb 2007, 00:25

NObabe wrote:

What can you do with one hand ?

Something that Rocket Mick cannot do.....

GUESS WHAT

Find a job? Sell his house? Wash his hair? Get a round in? Cook sausages on his George Foreman?

:spit:

27 Feb 2007, 02:40

:clap:

27 Feb 2007, 03:18

NObabe wrote:

Well I surly hope that stroking your map of Tasmania wasn't the answer. :D

27 Feb 2007, 03:44

Steve wrote: A better question Mike would've been "What can you ONLY do with TWO hands?". You can do most things with only one!

My mate Andy has only got one arm.

The only thing he can't do is carry three pints back from the bar :\ohwell:

:edit:

He can't swim in a straight line either, he keeps going round in circles :laugh:

27 Feb 2007, 04:05

Leggy D wrote: He can't swim in a straight line either, he keeps going round in circles

Has Andy ever seen THIS?

Sean Lock is a swimming pool attendant.

Bloke's going in a wonky line so Lock tells him to swim straight.

Bloke says he's only got one arm.

Lock says, well just use the other leg then! :laugh:

27 Feb 2007, 04:49

We used to swim with one arm all the time when I was training - strengthens you right up.

27 Feb 2007, 11:58

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Discuss

WA HAHAHA (Syd James Laughing style) :censored:

27 Feb 2007, 13:22

That's SID not SYD lol

27 Feb 2007, 13:40

Hail a Taxi to change the scene or just get home.

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: I can write.... whoo hoo!!!

Soon, very soon this site might have to be in Braille. :laugh: Visually impaired- Forget EGG. Everyone's Gone Blind.

27 Feb 2007, 13:51

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: That's SID not SYD lol

I should have know better WA HAHAHA Evening Gat

27 Feb 2007, 14:32

Stroke mah kitty.....:)

27 Feb 2007, 14:35

Lisa Brooke wrote: Stroke mah kitty.....:)

WA HAHAHA

27 Feb 2007, 14:46

FATS wrote:

Lisa Brooke wrote: Stroke mah kitty.....:)

WA HAHAHA

I always thought people from Birmingham were a little bit rough around the edges.........but really! Sid James didn't even pretend to have a Brummie accent...........tut. :wink:

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