1 & 2 must be a Dance-off between Bernie Slaven & Trevor Putney 3 Dion Dublin (described as magnificent by Sir Alex!)
Can't think off a top five,but rumour has it Viduka's Mrs does'nt go short.
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Top 3 owners of the biggest cocks in footy, of all time?
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King John Honest John wrote: Adrian Heath???
what was his nickname?
Big underneath Heath?
Actually,it was Supersub...As opposed to superstud. 
Putney's nickname was Stuntcock..I think that says it all about him.
The Korean, King Dong Kim sounds the part at least.
This thread reminds me of the time Jimmy Greaves asked Linford Christie on a quiz show years ago.."Is it true about what's in your Lycros,or is it a load of bollocks?"
Even better was the look on Linford's boat. No sense of humour,and acted like Jimmy called his mam a slag or summat.
Former Wolves, Worcester, Dover and Yeovil midfielder Joe Jackson wore 14 on his back for a reason. True, and sadly I have seen the evidence. A photo of said appendage was pinned on the dressing room wall at the Lane. Swinging beer can doesn't come close!
I might be french-canadian, but I still find funny how something can mean totally something else in other places.
We just have this debate over her with "slanting eyes" which is racist in english and absolutely not in french.
So for this one I said...
What, you really look in the showers? 
I'll get my coat.
So, it's not just big baps you all look at then..........funny how it's all guys that have commented on this thread..............
Simon Garner said that Cyril Regis's cock was like, and I quote," Yule Brinner in a polo neck sweater".
darran clarke wrote: This thread is very gay
No it's not,it's the least gay thread on BCD...
However,Sausage ears is a bang out of order weirdo! Ban him anyway!
Boatraceface wrote:
darran clarke wrote: This thread is very gay
No it's not,it's the least gay thread on BCD...
You sure about that? Last I heard, this sort of teenage locker-room measuring-up talk was about as thinly veiled homoerotic as it comes. Funny how small a step it is from treating English footballers like the pinnacle of manliness to lavishing undue attention onto their sweaty cocks. Check yer arseholes, gentlemen! The happy circle of bisexuality swings back around your way....
His Holiness, The Pope wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
darran clarke wrote: This thread is very gay
No it's not,it's the least gay thread on BCD...
You sure about that? Last I heard, this sort of teenage locker-room measuring-up talk was about as thinly veiled homoerotic as it comes. Funny how small a step it is from treating English footballers like the pinnacle of manliness to lavishing undue attention onto their sweaty cocks. Check yer arseholes, gentlemen! The happy circle of bisexuality swings back around your way....
but they have a wife and kids
Bosnich, according to John Gregory, who I believe also commented on the size of Dublin's appendage?
Is there something we should know, John?! 
In fact, didn't he also wax lyrical in the press about another Villa keeper's member? Can't remember the lad, think they got rid of him to Wolves?
All 'allegedly', natch.
