Players past and present short on toes long on nose

Guess who? Clue- Starts with P and ends in hil Thompson...a nine-toed gobshite,who even Bernie Slaven would have skinned before breaking the net,getting his quiff tangled on tommo's hooter abit, but staying on his feet...Shame on you Christiano Cuntheadcheataldo(as a footnote,like)

Eh?

Boatraceface wrote: Guess who? Clue- Starts with P and ends in hil Thompson...a nine-toed gobshite,who even Bernie Slaven would have skinned before breaking the net,getting his quiff tangled on tommo's hooter abit, but staying on his feet...Shame on you Christiano Cuntheadcheataldo(as a footnote,like)

ay...leave pinokes alone.

short on toes

The guy who played up front for Arsenal,Alan Smith(?),he had a big nose,dont know what his toes were like though

gazman wrote: dont know what his toes were like though

They were present and correct.

Smithy had one more toe than Tommo,similar snouts.

Paul Mariner had a huge nose.He was also a class player for Ipswich.

"He's" dying to come in.

shall we open the door and let him back in.

There's no exclusions on this thread... Apart from Thommo's tenth toe,obviously.