FAC O77 The Shedienda

NOOLigan wrote:

His Holiness, The Pope wrote:

NOOLigan wrote: I love my place of income. On Wed afternoon we had a total power failure, electricity and aircon and lights. That has never happened before. I wonder if I'll need a new computer there now.

p.s nobody please mention my heater.

what's the temp down there, Ron?

the coldest week for 20 so years.

-5 to 10 C, or 23 to 50 F.

You should get yerself a balaclava , Ron

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You should get yerself a balaclava , Ron

And call yourself THREADwrecker

Shedjacker wrote:

You should get yerself a balaclava , Ron

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That looks lovely. Can I have one in pink?

I'm not sure Ron.Maybe you could just dye the bobble that's on top

I will try and search for some websites that sell balaclavas

Balas!!

But i do find the ones with a peak are most agreeable on windy rain sodden July day in England

You can even wear them around the house for all sorts of pastimes

Ace

I imagine balaclavas also work well when cooking bacon sarnies for protecting your face from hot oil splashes...

Snorri xxx

Shit I'm rotten. Free drinks really are a killer.

Are those yard of ale drinks free over there Ron?

Shedjacker wrote: Are those yard of ale drinks free over there Ron?

Scotches. :hick:

hiccups are for girls Ron

Hello to all the good people of the shed

Minx wrote: hiccups are for girls Ron

Hello to all the good people of the shed

They are just for me, I hope. Shit I'm still drunk.

An item has been placed in the shed

For Johnny, to the tune of StarFuckers Inc

my saw sits in the back of the limousine my drill comes in a wrapper of cellophane my wire pouts on the cover of the magazine my shed's a shallow little bitch trying to make the scene

I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right I'll be there for you as long as it works for me I play a game it's called insincerity

shedjackers shedjackers shedjackers, inc. shedjackers

I am every fucking thing and have just a little more I sold my lock but don't you dare call me a whore and when I paint you red not a drop will go to waste it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah (shedlicker)

shedjackers shedjackers shedjackers, inc. shedjackers

all our wood how did you think we'd get by without you? you're so vain I bet you think this song is about your shed don't you? don't you? don't you? don't you?

now I belong I'm one of the chosen ones now I belong I'm one of the beautiful ones

Thankyou , Christopher

What is that song originally?

Shedjacker wrote: Thankyou , Christopher

What is that song originally?

Starfuckers Inc - Nine Inch Nails

Shedjacker wrote: An item has been placed in the shed

Oooohhhhh.... Is it a Hawaiian shirt styled balaclava???

If not ....it should be

it must be a pink balaclava.

Maybe it's 15.5cm (approx)of ale cos he didn't have a yard glass handy

Well fcuk me , i've just found teh full clip of Ceremony live on Granada TV's Celebration from 1981.Somehow i'd nver seen the full performance of this , only a couple of seconds of that guy dancing .Made my night this has.After all these years wheh hey!!

Big Black wrote:

Shedjacker wrote: Thankyou , Christopher

What is that song originally?

Starfuckers Inc - Nine Inch Nails

Thanks Christopher

And i'd never seen this performance of BLT from french tv 1987 either

oh right yeah , sorry , the item in the shed yes.Um . its a figured in some tv adverts

Here's my contribution...

Time to go out for some ice cream and enjoy the day. Have a great weekend, shedfolks!

Shed Peel wrote: it must be a pink balaclava.

Nah I've decided against that.

Oh It is a guess.

Shedjacker wrote: oh right yeah , sorry , the item in the shed yes.Um . its a figured in some tv adverts

HP Brown sauce??

Fooked if I know what's on your ads.

Bugger I'm all sober now.

think the now lonG defucnt ITV dIGITAL

Shedjacker wrote: think the now lonG defucnt ITV dIGITAL

All I can come up with is monkeys. I'm going back to shed.