ILLEGAL SEX ACTS — Forum Archive

14 Apr 2007, 00:06

why's there no good discussion on BCD anymore? (FACT.)

14 Apr 2007, 00:10

I agree Pope, so what illegal sex acts do you like ?

14 Apr 2007, 00:27

Sorry, I should have made this a poll.

14 Apr 2007, 00:34

Go on then your Holiness

14 Apr 2007, 01:10

What sort of discussion did you have in mind, politics, religion, the environment? :D

14 Apr 2007, 21:26

ILLEGAL SEX ACTS?

Not without dinner and a show you cheap cunt!

14 Apr 2007, 21:45

Remind me to ship that little alter boy to you next week Pope!

14 Apr 2007, 23:29

DONKEYYYYYYYYYY PUNCH

17 Apr 2007, 03:45

does beastiality constitute as an illegal sex act???

http://www.break.com/index/next_time_you_think_your_job_sucks.html

17 Apr 2007, 03:52

Dry anal rape :nod:

17 Apr 2007, 03:58

BIGINOIL wrote: Dry anal rape

Ouch! :laugh:

17 Apr 2007, 04:33

Steve One wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Dry anal rape

Ouch!

you know this from personal experience??

:crazy:

17 Apr 2007, 04:41

We were offered the chance to see a Midget having sex with a monkey in a suitcase, in Prague this weekend :crazy:

We were all just a little bit curious :eek3:

17 Apr 2007, 04:55

Was it a lady monkey and a gentleman midget or a lady midget and a gentleman money?

17 Apr 2007, 05:01

I was hoping for a lady midget. :nod: Not so sure about some of my mates :shrug: :laugh:

17 Apr 2007, 05:28

I couldn't possibly say. These days I'm supposed to be a respectable member of society with a responsible job. :ignore:

goats and sheep were not involved.

17 Apr 2007, 08:20

Leggy D wrote: We were offered the chance to see a Midget having sex with a monkey in a suitcase, in Prague this weekend

We were all just a little bit curious

I've been to that club too! It was great, you shoulda taken them up on the offer. :laugh:

17 Apr 2007, 15:38

Leggy D wrote: We were offered the chance to see a Midget having sex with a monkey in a suitcase, in Prague this weekend

We were all just a little bit curious

you know...in some of the border towns down Mexico way, you can actually see a lady...erm...make that female get it on with a donkey (alas, no suitcases involved)...of course, you could also get a 13 year old prostitute...

I don't recommend EITHER!!!

21 Jun 2007, 02:42

Illegal sex acts??? What kind of sex acts are illegal and/or when did it became illegal???

:)

21 Jun 2007, 03:29

Illegal? Well bugger me. No, I mean, well I'll be blowed. No, no I mean 'Well f**k me backwards with a rusty chainsaw and call me Bridget' There are still a few LEGAL things I wouldn't mind trying! :laugh:

21 Jun 2007, 04:21

:abovelol: :evil4:

21 Jun 2007, 09:34

I hear in some states of the us of a you can marry your horse and bugger your goat without retribution.......

Or is that illegal :lol: :nuts:

21 Jun 2007, 10:03

It's compulsory in one state :nod:

21 Jun 2007, 10:03

Chris Nash wrote: Illegal? Well bugger me. No, I mean, well I'll be blowed. No, no I mean 'Well f**k me backwards with a rusty chainsaw and call me Bridget' There are still a few LEGAL things I wouldn't mind trying!

:spit: :lol:

21 Jun 2007, 11:01

BIGINOIL wrote: It's compulsory in one state

It wouldn't be TEXASS by any chance?

21 Jun 2007, 12:11

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Steve One wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote: Dry anal rape

Ouch!

you know this from personal experience??

Yeah, thats why you call me uncle. :wink:

21 Jun 2007, 12:16

Anyone else notice that SO took over TWO MONTHS to answer that question?

Are you sure you don't need a bit more time to think about it?

:laugh:

21 Jun 2007, 12:51

hey...that's me uncle you are talking about!!!

:ignore:

21 Jun 2007, 13:02

BIGINOIL wrote: Anyone else notice that SO took over TWO MONTHS to answer that question?

Are you sure you don't need a bit more time to think about it?

Cheeky young scamp! Show some respect! :nono:

21 Jun 2007, 15:35

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: hey...that's me uncle you are talking about!!!

:rofl: