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If you could swap jobs with someone for the day what would you like to try? Just a few ideas below!

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  • London Cabby 0 (0%)
  • Proffesional Footballer 4 (31%)
  • Unemployment Benefit Counter Assistant 0 (0%)
  • Pilot 3 (23%)
  • McDonalds Counter Server 0 (0%)
  • Baliff 0 (0%)
  • Binman 0 (0%)
  • Policeman 4 (31%)
  • Nool Moderator 1 (8%)
  • Gardener 1 (8%)

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I voted Policeman. They seem to have so much spare time on their hands :)

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If it was just for one day, then maybe have a go at the most hated job of all

NOOL moderator... :evil4:

Snorri xxx

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WAG :laugh:

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I agree with Snorri... But only cos I wanna see what goes on in the top secret mod forum:nod:

Oh and get my special mod cape and my mod superpowers....

.... or am I thinking of comic book heroes:confused2:

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patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: prime minister.

i'd pull out of Iraq for a day.

Nah you'd just promise you would...then 9 months later:baby: :ignore:

:lol:

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Pilot for me, I think. Big fancy airliner heading to the Caribbean. And staying for months. :thumb:

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Minx wrote:

patrick stewart appreciation society wrote: prime minister.

i'd pull out of Iraq for a day.

Nah you'd just promise you would...then 9 months later:baby: :ignore:

:lol:

but i'm only inthe job for a day, so 9 months is someone elses problem :laugh:

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Kath wrote: I voted Policeman. They seem to have so much spare time on their hands :)

Oi! If you tracked my posts, you'd see im rarely on here after 7pm in the week and almost never during the weekends.

I can do my job and post! :laugh:

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Minx wrote: I agree with Snorri... But only cos I wanna see what goes on in the top secret mod forum:nod:

Oh and get my special mod cape and my mod superpowers....

.... or am I thinking of comic book heroes:confused2:

No, you're thinking of ROCKET MICK... :nod:

Snorri xxx

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vodka tester.

make that spirit tester in general.

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General Dogsbody wrote: Pilot for me, I think. Big fancy airliner heading to the Caribbean. And staying for months. :thumb:

Make that a whole year for me...esp. if da ganja's good in Jamaica Mon..:drug:

In all seriousness though...I'm actually more a :beer3: type...so it's more likely I'd be downing some of those along with some of the better local rum:lol:

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NObabe wrote: WAG :laugh:

But you ARE one!

J not famous enough for ye?

Hmmmm, me, I'd like to drive a train, or somewhere in the edges of Formula1....not TOO stressful, and preferably something that lets me see the races (remember the teams, 30 feet from the track pretty much see it on TV too).

Anyone putting "benefit counter target", should .....

A. seek SERIOUS help. N O W!!!!! B. Ask themselves if they fancy the same gig in East/West Belfast :lol:

(best thing the IRA ever done, was scare ballix out of the dole and we all got off signing ALL summer :lol: )

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FCUK THAT:nonono: :lol:

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Minx wrote: I agree with Snorri... But only cos I wanna see what goes on in the top secret mod forum:nod:

Oh and get my special mod cape and my mod superpowers....

.... or am I thinking of comic book heroes:confused2:

erm...I only got one of these outfits...no cape...and certainly no powers!!!

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and to answer the question, if there is anyone out there that gets paid to drink beer and watch football (hell, if I'm getting paid, I'll watch just about any sport), then I'm up for that swap!!!

that sounds like the life for me!!!

I'm sure it would get boring after a while though!!!

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actually I would love to work for a Major League baseball team

When I was a kid I wanted to be third baseman for The Baltimore Orioles.

BUT I could never hit the curveball :cry:

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Pilot. At least on the takeoff and flying portion. Think I'd have a cab of screaming passengers on the landing though.:shrug:

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EdelBrock wrote: Pilot. At least on the takeoff and flying portion. Think I'd have a cab of screaming passengers on the landing though.:shrug:

Reminds me of a very wise statement from Victor Lewis Smith.

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my uncle.

Not screaming and in terror like his passengers"

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Minx wrote: I agree with Snorri... But only cos I wanna see what goes on in the top secret mod forum:nod:

Oh and get my special mod cape and my mod superpowers....

.... or am I thinking of comic book heroes:confused2:

:rofl:

In other news, why the Helen of Troy would anyone ever want to be a McDonald's counter person--like ME!? :ignore:

Technically, I work in back-drivethru, which is still hell even though I love the place. You get to slack off a bit between orders. :nod: Same thing tho, right?

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Intern for the Tribeca Film Festival. :D

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the job centre job that Pauline had in League Of Gentlemen :lol:

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Doctor? wrote:

EdelBrock wrote: Pilot. At least on the takeoff and flying portion. Think I'd have a cab of screaming passengers on the landing though.:shrug:

Reminds me of a very wise statement from Victor Lewis Smith.

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my uncle.

Not screaming and in terror like his passengers"

My father told me that once a long time ago, and here I thought he made it up.

YOU SHATTERED MY WORLD, there's nothing to believe in now! Oh, how I've been bamboozeled!:cry:

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Unemployment Benefit Counter Assistant = pretty much what I do

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I'd like to line manage my current boss for the day so I can make her life miserable for a change!!! :evil4:

Either that or be a personal shopper - getting paid for doing what you love must be wonderful. :nod:

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