Virgin School

Don't know if anyone's been watching this programme on TV just now, where this 30something virgin goes off to a sex school in Amsterdam and learns how to shag.......his name.........James Reilly

Just been watchin it , aye

I think that programme has scarred me for life. Don't think I've seen anything like that on the telly before.

I had to leave the house with about twenty minutes to go. It was at the bit she was showing the poor lad her wrinkly 58 year-old muff.

FUCKED UP.

Took me unil I was 26 FFS!

And I didn't need lessons.

In fact my review was..."If I was really your first, you must have watched a lot of porn and paid a lot of attention", although she never ever believed she really was the one who cured me.

it was simply the weirdest thing i've ever had the misfortune of seeing

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: hey...there is only ONE Jim Reilly!!!

So good they named him twice

Was he a typical citizen of Kent?

"... unlike most 26 year olds, James shops for clothes with his nan"

Looked like Orpington to me, certainly wasn't down our neck of the woods!

Strangely enough, the real JimReillyJimReilly also lives in Kent :)

What happened at the end? Did he achieve his goal? And why was nobody in the production team giving it "Oi! This is fucked up and your nothing but a sinister old woman with a dubious sexual appetite for young virgin men"?

Was I the only person who found this more than slightly unnerving?

Nope, I found the whole thing disturbing. Entertaining in a car-crash TV sort of way, but disturbing all the same. The depths to which TV has sunk these days.

Mad Cyril wrote: Nope, I found the whole thing disturbing. Entertaining in a car-crash TV sort of way, but disturbing all the same. The depths to which TV has sunk these days.

Yeah, the kind of 'depths' which finds the entire British contingent of New Order fans gawping at it en masse.

Now that's low!

Mad Cyril wrote: Nope, I found the whole thing disturbing. Entertaining in a car-crash TV sort of way, but disturbing all the same. The depths to which TV has sunk these days.

I wasn't offended by it, nor did I think it was particularly bad television. There's far better examples of how low TV as sunk than a Channel 4 voyeur-fest dressed up as a documentary! It was just all a bit too weird for me.

Anyway, nobody answered my question...did he get his hole or not?

I wasn't offended by it either, I was just at the whole concept. Surely you'd just slip a whore a few quid and get it out the way?

He did indeed get his hole. Then said a few days later that it wasn't important to him, he couldn't see himself doing it again unless he had to as it was love that was more important, and you could love someone without doing that.

Mad Cyril wrote:

He did indeed get his hole.

Really?!! Who was the "lucky" lady? And where did he meet her? On his paper round?

Did it cost him 40 euros?

GlasVegas wrote:

Mad Cyril wrote:

He did indeed get his hole.

Really?!! Who was the "lucky" lady? And where did he meet her? On his paper round?

It was one of the 50something sex coaches, the one who hadn't got grey hair but did need two carrier bags. Not that it would have mattered for this guy!

Steve One wrote: Did it cost him 40 euros?

You've been overcharged mate

gazman wrote:

Steve One wrote: Did it cost him 40 euros?

You've been overcharged mate

Me, with a loose woman?

... another oddity he had was wearing two pairs of undies at the same time, Y fronts under his boxer shorts.

Mad Cyril wrote: Looked like Orpington to me, certainly wasn't down our neck of the woods!

Strangely enough, the real JimReillyJimReilly also lives in Kent :)

OI!! FECK ORFF! No virgins in Orpington.

Now I know what NOT to watch when [and IF] I stop by in England.