Bitch Watch

Woman Dumps Boyfriend's Van in the Sea

Woman has too much to drink and chucks her boyfriend's van, which actually belongs to his boss, into the sea.

All other stories of what silly, selfish fucks women can be can be posted here.

BIGMYSOGANISTINOIL

Is this at all related to the "what time do you start drinking" thread, Col?????

it's spelt 'misogynist'

silly, selfish, pedantic fucks, i think you'll find

Can I help it that my full name looks a bit like a spelling mistake?

Has anyone noticed that at the last New Order tour there were loads of fucking WOMEN in the audience.

And now they've split up.

Go, as the Americans might say, figure.

All other stories of what silly, selfish fucks women can be can be posted here.

It all starts from when a female enters the world from her mothers CHUFF.......I once had a girlfriend who pretended she was pregnant......just to see if I loved her..bitch. So I had her arrange a meal for valentines at a top swanky resturant in Birmingham...on the day(valentines...ha ha ha)she kept phoning for the first half hour, worried something had happened and that she had ordered and the champagne was getting warm. An hour later she left some right nasty voice mails.

I didn't turn up or see her again..I was in the pub,mind you I did bump into her at a wedding reception 4yrs after that sweet night and she made straight for me and slapped me round the face...cow.

Good work FATS.

I like your style

FATS wrote: reception 4yrs after that sweet night and she made straight for me and slapped me round the face...cow.

and you.. then.. Good fun.

is SOOOOOOO tempted by this thread, but,

FATS wrote: All other stories of what silly, selfish fucks women can be can be posted here.

It all starts from when a female enters the world from her mothers CHUFF.......I once had a girlfriend who pretended she was pregnant......just to see if I loved her..bitch. So I had her arrange a meal for valentines at a top swanky resturant in Birmingham...on the day(valentines...ha ha ha)she kept phoning for the first half hour, worried something had happened and that she had ordered and the champagne was getting warm. An hour later she left some right nasty voice mails.

I didn't turn up or see her again..I was in the pub,mind you I did bump into her at a wedding reception 4yrs after that sweet night and she made straight for me and slapped me round the face...cow.

Better to have one pretend to be preggers than to get stuck with a fuckin pill hider.

Not so much a bitch watch as a bunch of suddenly self conscious college ladies who tried to steal every copy of the student newspaper because a pic of them at a lacrosse match (with bare midriffs) wound up on the cover, and several of them thought they "looked fat". This happened in Massachusetts a couple of weeks ago.

STORY

..........then there's this beauty, also from a week ago, about a woman who stabbed her ex-husband with a steak knife because he kept eating off of her plate.....

STORY

Ever been around a woman with PMS? Try living in a house with two, who seem to get it simultaneously and then try to "out bitch" each other with nastiness. That is a bitch watch.

you're half your mommy in dna/chromosomes, so shut yer yap. :) don't just carry your happy ass fer nine months. ya bitchin like a woman now...lol...i guess that means if women weren't around you'd either be masturbating or fucking each other right? then human extinction from lack of reproducing.fuck fight and be gone...

i could say some bad things that men do...probab;y far worse than a steak knife... but thats another thread...

*Animadversion* wrote: you're half your mommy in dna/chromosomes, so shut yer yap. :) don't just carry your happy ass fer nine months. ya bitchin like a woman now...lol...i guess that means if women weren't around you'd either be masturbating or fucking each other right? then human extinction from lack of reproducing.fuck fight and be gone...

i could say some bad things that men do...probab;y far worse than a steak knife... but thats another thread...

We all half half of our mother's chromasomes, but thankfully men do not get PMS.

But men can be real bastards and assholes, too. Like when a guy tells a girl that she's attractive just to get into her pants, although he probably thinks she's really ugly, and then never talks to her again after. Or, from my experience, getting dumped because of having too many problems with my family after I spend a weekend getting trashed by my family. Kind of like a slap in the face.

yeah....it happens.the van thing is funny though. i'd never do that cos its not right really...men suffer from drunken pms though. lol...that in the form of bar fights and yelling...

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

But men can be real bastards and assholes, too. Like when a guy tells a girl that she's attractive just to get into her pants, although he probably thinks she's really ugly, and then never talks to her again after.

What's wrong with that?

Even the ugly ones need loving, and everyone likes to be told they're attractive.

What's the alternative, telling them the truth? "You might be a bit of a pig, but I'm desperate and I reckon you are too. Let's go and fuck, then I won't call you again."

BIGINOIL wrote: What's wrong with that?

Even the ugly ones need loving, and everyone likes to be told they're attractive.

The reason alcohol was invented

Good point Gaz.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

BIGINOIL wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

But men can be real bastards and assholes, too. Like when a guy tells a girl that she's attractive just to get into her pants, although he probably thinks she's really ugly, and then never talks to her again after.

What's wrong with that?

Even the ugly ones need loving, and everyone likes to be told they're attractive.

What's the alternative, telling them the truth? "You might be a bit of a pig, but I'm desperate and I reckon you are too. Let's go and fuck, then I won't call you again."

mmm, you're lovely. can i borrow your van?

That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week.

Of course you can borrow my van!

ally wrote: Wife put excrement in man's curry

He probably just thought it was a bit tangy.

Or he thought it was from the Chinese at the bottom of my street